<p>Cataxxx: Wow. Why didn't you tell us you were an orphan? I think you could use that to your advantage in the US with women. You could do the "I need your love and care" thing. It could work.</p>
<p>Where did that come from? I didn't bring up the subject of orphans. And I don't think I need to impress girls by lying. I'm more than comfortable with myself, so I don't need to employ unorthodox methods to get women's or anyone's attention. I do "need love and care", even though I know who my parents are ;)</p>
<p>Cataxxx: You don't need to lie to us. We know that all people in Romania are orphans. It's okay, my friend. Let your feelings out. And if women respond, well, good for you!</p>
<p>Ok, I admit it, I'm an orphan! My mother and father are also orphans. We all live in a huge orphanage with no hot water and electricity, all that we have is a blanket, a chair and a laptop with wireless internet access through which I communicate with you guys. And this isn't the best part: there are some superhot orphan babes here, so I get laid every day with a different chick.</p>
<p>Cool, cataxx. I knew you'd come clean. You can let it out. Give us a hug. Wow, if there a lot of orphan babes there, I bet some of them want a daddy. How's the job market? Would a Romanian babe in a bar find it sexy if I told her to sit on Papa's lap?</p>
<p>What has this thread turned into?</p>
<p>Sorry for the previous stupid posts. If anyone has links with pictures of American college girls, please post them here, among with the name of the university.</p>
<p>I'll send you links to such photos, if you tell me how to say: "You are a beautiful orphan woman. Can I be your daddy?" in Romanian. Here's what I found on the internet:</p>
<p>Dvs sunte</p>
<p>Dvs sunte</p>
<p>Wow, it won't let me post that. I won't have a chance in Romania.</p>
<p>cataxxx, if ur orphan why don't u back it up with more convincing facts. how can an orphan experience the luxury of a laptop?</p>
<p>anyway, romania brings to my mind prince dracula who impaled a whole of his own people. i actually know a great deal on this obscure peripheral prince. he learned many of his cruel asian tactics from turks who later dsiplayed his head in constantinople. yes, he was a nortorious enemy of the turks. but he killed so much of his own people that he failed to maximize his menace against the advancing turks. the geographical names associated with romanina, i believe is transylvania and wallachia. few people recognized that stoker included lot of facts in his famous Dracula which is about an wallachian count, the king vampire, coming from the medieval and history-laden wilds of eastern europe to the modern, dynamic and lively cosmopolitan city of london during the victorian age to prey on women.</p>
<p>women of former barbarian peoples are ugly. women of a descendant of the ancient civilizations are pretty. why? the barbarians worked too much in harsh conditions. thus u see beautiful women primarily in southern europe, western asia.</p>
<p>another thing that comes to my mind besides dracula is the o-zone group who produced a famous single called dragostea din tei. the song was,i think, very popular all across europe and to a certain extent the far east. almost every major european country has its own version of the song, even countries like china, korea, japan, thailand and israel.</p>
<p>while, perhaps no american heard of the song, i'm sure every european, at least once, heard dragostea din tei. same goes for Cranberries's Dream.</p>
<p>Sauronv: wasn't dragostea din tei the song that the Romanian-American guy in New Jersey rocked out to at his desk on video, the video got ported to the internet, and he was massively ashamed? Some Americans know that song, if that's the one, because of that.</p>
<p>Brazil has its own version of that song too. I didn't realize it was an international franchise.</p>
<p>try girls gone wild college version.
just kidding.</p>
<p>if you want hot chicks, don't go to MIT or CalTech. especially not caltech. its a nerdyguy sausagefest. try the Los Angeles area. </p>
<p>we be hottt in california
except not really that many hot guys...</p>
<p>and hey chicks totally dig european guys, so good for you</p>
<p>skankkkssss</p>
<p>Eurochicks dig US dudes
US chicks dig Eurodudes
....</p>
<p>i predict a mass migration, or just plenty of busy study abroad offices....</p>
<p>As a general rule, people like the exotic, particularly when the exotic connotes just exoticism or culture or some other desirable quality.</p>
<p>ohhhh we like the exotic for much more basic reasons than that.....it's all in the genes. Have you ever noticed that "mixed" kids are just plain gorgeous? We like the exotics because of the hybrid hardiness rule :p</p>
<p>The accents, though...that's another story...<em>swoon</em> :D</p>
<p>Ugh. Can this thread die already?</p>