How are you?

<p>How do you answer that question?</p>

<p>Take your age, add 3.6, append an H, and refer to it as the age you live in. Then tell them how the weather is in Cleveland, but lie.</p>

<p>For instance…
Guy B is 17 It’s 57 degrees in Cleveland.</p>

<p>Guy A: How are you?
Guy B: Oh, I live in the age 20.6-H. It’s 68 degrees in Cleveland.
Guy A: What? We don’t live and Clev…
Guy B (interupting): You’re mom is dead!
Guy A: You’re dumb.
Guy B responds by biting off Guy A’s ear off.</p>

<p>nm; I’m doing good :] hbyyy?!</p>

<p>then if i feel like it i’ll explain wat im up too…</p>

<p>Not like this:</p>

<p>“oh sup”
“hey, wuts up?”
“nm u?”
“same”
“cool”
“aight, see you later”
“peace.”</p>

<p>When people ask me that question and they’re not in a rush, I give in-depth stories about what I did that day and how those moments made me feel.</p>

<p>Aero is so win. I say “well”</p>

<p>“English mother****er, do you speak it?”</p>

<p>“I’m a senior”</p>

<p>‘fine, thanks. And you?’
bland I know.
Or
‘shut up.’</p>

<p>Do the bid head thing and say “sup”…jk.</p>

<p>Don’t do the middle school “What’s up? The sky is up”</p>

<p>I do the short adjective answer. “Bad/Good” (I know good has to be fine…but good has a nicer ring to it).</p>

<p>“Nah, I’m not really into Pokemon…”</p>

<p>Oh XKCD, there is no question that you cannot answer.</p>

<p>([xkcd:</a> Not Really Into Pokemon](<a href=“http://xkcd.com/178/]xkcd:”>xkcd: Not Really Into Pokemon))</p>