<p>isn't ATM: "at the moment"?</p>
<p>Yep..</p>
<p>I think I'll be the girl to bring The Portable Dorothy Parker to my prom. I can imagine just standing there, letting the awkwardness wash over me.</p>
<p>My Euro teacher gave us his cell phone number to call to schedule reviews after school, etc...</p>
<p>So one day I wanted to call my boyfriend but redialed my Euro teacher's number instead!! Before he said "Hello," I said without thinking, "Muahh, baby I miss you! Give me a kiss!"</p>
<p>there was 30 seconds of pause before I realized what I had done and hung up immediately.......!!!!</p>
<p>Needless to say, I didn't show up to class for a week.</p>
<p>I'm a smooth player :)</p>
<p>OHMYGOD i have a good phone one:
so i needed a ride to the school's homecoming dance, and i was going to ask my friend matt.</p>
<p>matt didnt have a cell at the time, but told me to call his house to talk about the ride situation. so he has a really low voice right? and i call and im like HEYYY i realllly really really really really need a ride...</p>
<p>and hes like 'whooo is thisss?' and i think hes just messing around so im like ohmygosh man comeon you know i'll love you forever..i need a ride.
'you need...an ad? what? who is this??'
'holy crap are you kidding? its molly. we just spoke like, 10 mins ago. i need a RIDE matt!'
'this...isnt matt. this is his father.'</p>
<p>i hung up.</p>
<p>the friend's gf-pretending to fall asleep story made me crack up.</p>
<p>Thats nothing.</p>
<p>Once, my friend called my house (this was back when I didn't have a cell). My dad picked up, and he thought that it was one of his friends; so, just to sound cool, he said "Hey, whats up, dawg!" </p>
<p>Needless to say, that was one awkward moment for my friend (and me, when I got a hold of the phone).</p>
<p>stressed out lmaaaoooo just for that usc should take u!</p>
<p>Since we're on the topic of phone ones, I have a decent one. </p>
<p>My father and his twin brother are really close. They pratically talk on the phone every day. One of the things they do is immitate this guy they both knew form school since he has a distincive voice. One, or both of them start out talking like this guy whenever they talk on the phone. It weird to hear 2 guys over 50 joking around like this, but I get used to it. So whenever I hear the weird voice on the phone, I know it is my uncle.</p>
<p>So one day, I pick up the phone and I hear the weird voice so I assume it is my uncle. So I do what I usually do, which is give the phone to my father so they can coontinue their parody. Boy did I screw up. I told my father that it was my uncle and he began to mimic the voice. Then I saw a look on my father's face that I rarely see. It was a combination of both embarassment and anger. Apparently, the person who I thought was my uncle was actually the guy they goof on. So I made my father look like a total a$$. It turned out to not be as bad as I thought because apparently the guy was a friend of my uncle and father.</p>
<p>^lmao, that was hilarious</p>
<p>banana girl</p>
<p>I know, right? I shoulda wrote about it in my essay.. Oh my interesting life...</p>
<p>I ran into one of my teacher's cars in the high school parking lot. While he was sitting in it. Yeahhh, talk about a "should've stayed home" day. I also constantly spilled sodas on the counter when I had to work at a food service place for a short time (I'm short and I kept not raising the soda high enough to put it up on the counter, so the bottom always hit the edge of the counter and it tipped over at the customer), and I can remember several times where I've gone and sat in a classroom or on a bus where I wasn't supposed to be, and tried to figure out how long I should sit there after I realized I was in the wrong place to make it the least awkward. </p>
<p>I was also in a small play-type thing once, and when it was my turn to say my lines I just stood there and laughed. Tried to speak again, laughed again. Apparently one of my friends fell down laughing herself behind me when she saw this happen, but I didn't see that, I was too busy laughing like a fool in front of the audience. Odd thing is, that didn't actually embarrass me when it happened....I just thought it was funny.</p>
<p>BlahDeBlah, nice predicaments u got...</p>
<p>Here is an oldie:</p>
<p>When I was a freshman in high school, I was standing in line to get hot cocoe. When I finally got it, I paid, then turned, then WHAM! This girl bumps into me (or did I bump into her?), and my HOT cocoe spilled all over me. In front of everyone in the lunch line. What could I do? I was never much of an angry person, much less towards girls. Can you say AWKWARD MOMENT?:confused:</p>
<p>I've got entirely too many to list. Even though there was this one time when I on the bus and WHEN YOU LEFT I LOST A PART OF ME IT'S STILL SO HARD TO BELIEVE COME BACK BABY PLEASE CAUSE WE BELONG TOGETHER WHO AM I GONNA LEAN ON WHEN TIMES GET ROUGH WHO'S GONNA TALK TO ME TILL THE SUN COMES UP WHO'S GONNA TAKE YOUR PLACE THERE AINT NOBODY BETTER OH BABY BABY WE BELONG TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!</p>
<p>Um...yeeeeah.</p>
<p>This one happened the other night:</p>
<p>So I was sittin there talkin with these two girls at somebodys house and then another girl (one i kinda like) comes in says hi to us and pats me on the head. The other two girls start laughing. Then one of them says "So whats goin on between you 2? u guys like each other?" The girl I like said "Yes" but two seconds later she said "as a friend." Then one of the other girls said that I saw it differently. She said that I wanted to "Get up in that."</p>
<p>one time, i saw some guy at school and was like "JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" because I thought he was someone I knew from camp and I heard that he was going to my school too. </p>
<p>sooo.... he looked at me and said "uhh, i'm not 'justin'..................." </p>
<p>it was weird.... esp since i practically shouted his name >_></p>
<p>In class one time, someone had a bunch of candy with her and someone asked for a piece. Person A threw it to her and our teacher saw and naturally asked what it was. We're not supposed to have food in class, so the two people tried to cover it up by saying it was something else. At the exact same time, one girls said it was a cough drop while the other said it was a pencil. Our teacher was like "ok....."</p>
<p>haha mannn i have moments every hour where i kinda just sit there and think, crap this is awkward......</p>
<p>ok so this kid and i were at the movies and he's trying to reach to put his arm around me at the exact moment i sneeze and get snot/popcorn/coke ALL OVER his sleeve.... eugh. </p>
<p>we're doing a project on <em>man-created</em> things that fly so i suggested airplanes, dragons, angels... and my friends like, angels werent man-made. me: no, like the ones in the bible?
friend: yeah, god created those.
me: haha.. oh come on, u dont rly believe-............ Oh.
friend:.... yeah........</p>
<p>most recently: today, valentine's day, this guy i was kinda crushin on left a HUGE bouqet of flowers on my 1st period desk so i went up to him with the flowers in my arms and gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek with a little flirtacious "thank you".
it turns out the flowers were for my lab partner who sits in the seat next to me.................... damn. lol</p>
<p>ok, so i was in the swim team van when i was a freshman and there was this completely hot swimmer senior sitting next to me. the van stopped at my house and it was my turn to get out but i was too busy trying to look at him that i tripped over myself and fell out of the car, into the street, and cut open my knee. </p>
<p>awkward indeed.</p>
<p>aww!!!! haha once when i was a freshman i was hanging out with this junior i was kind of crushin and i went to the bathroom and decided to put some of this new perfume sample i had with me on, but i spilled it ALL over myself. luckily, you couldnt really tell from what i was wearin and so when i went back i assumed i would be THAT much more awesome. i sat down next to him.</p>
<p>after like five minutes hes like 'woah WHO is wearing WAY too much perfume???'</p>
<p>i was like idkkkkkk yeah youre right it iiis too much....</p>
<p>and i looked away. so silent.</p>
<p>so awkward.</p>
<p>Once upon a time, I landed on CC.com</p>
<p>I found a thread posted long time ago asking about the admission policy of a certain school. After I asked a question about people getting scholarship for football, this one girl (I will not reveal her sn) replied by winking at me and telling me how she loved guys who played football. She also asked for my screenname.</p>
<p>Just so you all know, I'm a girl. :D</p>