<p>Dude, don’t be a moron. I know it’s tough for you, but please</p>
<p>Game 1 sold out. Each word there is a single syl-a-ble. I hope you can understand it.</p>
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<p>Yep, they’re 5th in the league. You want to take a guess at which team is #1? By the way, the Dodgers’ average attendance this past year was nearly twice that of the Orioles. The Dodgers have had a higher average attendance than the Orioles had this past year for 39 consecutive seasons.</p>
<p>@smilemyonly: Absolutely, #27 all the way! This team is special this year. Phillies’ offense is RED-hot right now, but Lee is the only quality consistent starter. Yanks are the favorites. </p>
<p>Sorry to the Dodgers fans, another letdown. Manny is overweight, and does not care. He really did need those 'roids, he seems pathetic without them now.</p>
<p>I’m so conflicted. If the the Phillies win their bandwagon will jump to Red Sox levels. That’s not a good thing. But I can’t root for the Yankees. </p>
<p>Meh, Philly is probably my second favorite city in the country anyway. I guess I’ll just root for them and hope the most overrated player in baseball (Derek Jeter) embarrasses himself in the process.</p>