How can I become a rapper?

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>So I can shake it with all those sexy girls in the videos!</p>

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<p>write a song that spells a word</p>

<p>B-A-N-A-N-A-S
P-I-M-P
I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T</p>

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<p>or just write a song about the alphabet</p>

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<p>get shot nine times. </p>

<p>…no harm in trying</p>

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<p>Do water guns count? Some serious stuff has gone down at the playground in my day. </p>

<p>Hmmm, very interesting ideas. </p>

<p>I hope to follow in fellow rapper Ray J’s footsteps and get it on with Kim Kardashian ( <a href=“http://kimkardashianpictures.info/wallpapers/96372_kim_kardashian5_122_576lo.jpg[/url]”>http://kimkardashianpictures.info/wallpapers/96372_kim_kardashian5_122_576lo.jpg&lt;/a&gt; )</p>

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<p>don’t act stupid</p>

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<p>repeat the same word over and over again and look rich while doing it!</p>

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<p>Rappers act stupid all the time. Turn on your TV every once in a while fool.</p>

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<p>That’s the problem; I can’t get rich until I become a famous rapper. Then in all my music videos I’ll look rich.</p>

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<p>HEY!
That not nice!
You guys better stop making fun of the very successful rappers today.
That’s being disrespectful.
Most of them have more money than you guys will ever have!
Show some respect.</p>

10

<p>“Most of them have more money than you guys will ever have!” </p>

<p>exactly! we all know we shouldn’t disrespect rich people, because wealth in itself warrants respect!</p>

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<p>Wait a minute…
Pyroclasm,
aren’t you the guy who I called a liar on another thread?</p>

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<p>I’m actually not making fun of rappers; Rap, reggaeton, R&B, and other forms of hip hop are basically my favorite genres of music, and if someone offered me money to drop some rhymes and let tons of attractive women dance provocatively because I’m tossing money in the air, I’d be more than pleased! </p>

<p>I’m jealous!</p>

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<p>Suavemente,</p>

<p>Shouldn’t you be concerned with getting an education first?</p>

<p>Do you know how hard it is to be a successful rapper?</p>

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<p>I’m not actually trying to be a rapper! :stuck_out_tongue: This is just a joke. I know it’s hard, I’m not the naive WASP type many others on this board.</p>

<p>My education is going just fine (3.9/4.8 GPA, top 10 ranking I think, etc.), albeit quite useless.</p>

<p>I’ve made a good chunk of money from web programming skills I taught myself out of sheer curiosity, more than grinding on math formulas will ever do for me.</p>

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<p>“in fact it could suggest the opposite”</p>

<p>how so?</p>

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<p>say “yo” about 50 times, cuss every other word, make gangster hand gestures, and spout gibberish and ull be a rapper in no time</p>

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<p>^…except not.
the majority of you guys wouldn’t know a good rapper if his ho beat you from here to kingdom come (only slightly joking).</p>

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<p>Haha, this post made me laugh considering the geekiness of most cc members.</p>

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<p>Seriously, Lupe Fiasco anybody?</p>

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<p>Fa SHEE, ya feeeelss me? GEt rIcH or die trrryun, mutha*****aaa! DATS HOW WE DO IT, DATS RIITE, I SAY DATS HOW WE DO IT</p>

<p>In all honesty, if you’re really interested in being a rapper for the fame, money, and babes, do what you gotta do to build street cred (get shot, get arrested, blah blah). Otherwise, if you’re in it for the music, go listen to some underground, real hip-hop (I’m not talking about Kanye West). Write raps commenting on society and politics.</p>