<p>Does anyone have that one person (it's probably usually a girl) who thinks you're best friends when you literally barely know them whatsoever? It is literally the most annoying thing in the world. Asking me to drive them to lunch and whatnot... no! I hate you. Maybe it's just because I'm introverted, but sometimes I just want to tell people like that to leave me alone. Is this just me?</p>
<p>Umm, kind of. The girl doesn’t like me. She probably knows that I don’t consider her a friend. But just because we’re in a class together, she just bugs the hell out of me and asks me question after question, talks incessantly - while I’m reading or doing homework, I might add - and is absolutely nosy. And NO, she does NOT like me. She’s just like this to everyone.</p>
<p>Guys guys guys what are you talking about? This is a great chance to hook up with that girl (if she’s cute.) Maybe, just maybe, you will get some action. No?</p>
<p>^ Yeah, not gonna happen. Ugly as hell. To say the least…</p>
<p>^^ No you won’t, but at least you won’t look like you have no friends of the opposite sex. That said, these type of people in my case were generally not horribly unattractive</p>
<p>I think I’m the person most people get annoyed by. :D</p>
<p>But being one of the older young women in my church I find a lot of the twelve year-fourteen year old girls tend to cling to me a lot more often than I find fit.</p>
<p>I’m a senior and there are these two sophomore girls who are absolutely the most annoying people I have met in my life. They both think that I’m their best friend but I honestly cannot even stand them. Especially when I’m on facebook and see their overly optimistic “Heyyy!!! :D” ugh I hate it haha</p>
<p>Usually they want something. Watch out. I have more guys try to do this then girls. Sometimes they just want to be friends with you which is ok.</p>
<p>Oh and there’s a girl in my religious release class that’s two years younger and really shy so she always sits next to me because I’m happy in that class for once. :D</p>
<p>Ask him why he made her so annoying.</p>
<p>By him, I mean [iGod</a> | Artificial Intelligence Chat with God](<a href=“Titane – Advertising Agency”>Titane – Advertising Agency)</p>
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That’s not a very good God. He reminds me a bit of Jorghi.</p>
<p>But you gotta admit, it’s a pretty damn good program that simulates a near-real conversation. I was a bit thrown off by how accurate the responses were to correctness in grammar, topic, relevance, etc.</p>
<p>I hate it when girls try to be your best friend so then they can sit by you and copy off your tests. Then I have to change my answers to the wrong answers so they stop copying. That’s why I’m failing English, even though I’m fluent in English.</p>
<p>lol, iGod</p>
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<p>Interesting database to select responses from.</p>
<p>Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cause you’re an *******
God:
Can’t you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
you’re human too dip****
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am human too dip*<strong><em>.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
*</em></strong> off too
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
no but why should i care?
God:
Are you serious? You should always treat yourself.
Me:
what the hell are you talking about?
God:
I call it Hades. The topic is .
Me:
you don’t make sense you son of a *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Do you know any robots who make it? It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
make what?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
you’re *<strong><em>in face!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am </em></strong>in face.
Me:
i didn’t call you that mother <strong><em>er. and why do you have a master? I thought you were god, </em></strong>.
God:
Why didn’t you do it? You do not speak with respect. Myself gave it to me. Can’t you be more polite.</p>
<p>I enjoy the drastically blatant topic change in only 14 comments.</p>
<p>Don’t diss the threadjacking</p>
<p>Haha the initial focus was pretty pointless in the first place. Talk to god all you want.</p>
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<p>Have you never taken a class that went over the basics of sexual reproduction?</p>
<p>Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
wazzup
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
12:09
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yeah
God:
Do you like to get up early?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
that’s pretty uninsightful
God:
You don’t hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
ok
God:
Aw.
Me:
yeah
God:
Wow!
Me:
…?
God:
Wow!
Me:
…?
God:
Wow!
Me:
Is Wow the only thing you can say?
God:
It could be. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
who the **** is dancing alice?
God:
Try using more polite language.
Me:
ok
God:
It’s all good.
Me:
same question pl0x
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
that’s not an answer
God:
By definition it was an answer.
Me:
it was a bad answer
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
so can you give a good answer?
God:
I hear you. I don’t have it to give.
Me:
that’s pretty lame
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you?
God:
I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: “Sure” or " I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now."? Why?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
do you speak english?
God:
Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
so try to speak it properly
God:
Alright then. OK I will try to speak it properly.
Me:
so try again
God:
Once more? Blimey. I don’t have time right now.
Me:
orly
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
do you not keep up with Internet memes?
God:
I don’t know whether or not I am up with Internet memes.<br>
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
i don’t have much respect for you as an AI, I think the chat bot i made in C++ was better than this
God:
Have you ever had respect for me as an AI you think the chat bot you made in C was better than this ?
Me:
my point exactly
God:
Precisely. Have you told many people that your point?
Me:
i will soon
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
lame
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
yeah
God:
Right on.
Me:
ok, bye
God:
See you later. Ahem.</p>