How do they make people THIS annoying?

[HarryJones]

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God: My name is God.
Me: That’s a lame name.
God: A lame name is a terrible thing to waste.
…
Me: Wow, you’re touchy
God: I’m glad your impressed, Harry. Thanks for telling me that I am touchy.
Me: It was not a compliment, you dolt!
God: It sounded like one.
…
Me: Screw you!
God: That is not very polite.
Me: No, it’s not.
God: Yes it is.
Me: What the hell? Make up your mind
God: Heaven. I don’t like to make big decisions too hastily.
…
Me: I must be off now
God: Oh. I am glad to hear that you are off.

That’s not a very good God. He reminds me a bit of Jorghi.</p>