How do they make people THIS annoying?

[MIThopeful16]

<p>lol, iGod</p>

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<p>Me:
What up my n<em>gga!
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
What is up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Do you use the term n</em>gga?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
So you call black people n<em>ggas?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I call black people n</em>ggas.
Me:
I do mind.
God:
OK it will be our secret, .
Me:
Yeah, **** off man.
God:
It’s all good. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because I can.
God:
That makes sense to me. Who taught you?
Me:
I was taught in a dream
God:
Where were you taught in a dream?
Me:
In the clouds.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Yes it was.
God:
Far out. When was this?
Me:
7 years ago.
God:
That was before I was born.
Me:
… What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn’t you understand it?
Me:
You’re god. You’re suppose to be timeless
God:
Yup. That’s me alright. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am suppose to be timeless.
Me:
What happened to all those people back in the 1200s? Didn’t they have you as god?
God:
I don’t know what happened. I’m not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Give me a reply god damnit
God:
You want only one?
Me:
YES
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Mother*<strong><em>er tell me the *</em></strong>ing answer
God:
Do you like talking to me?
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<p>God:
Please don’t call people names.
Me:</p>

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<p>God:
Please don’t call people names.
Me:</p>

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<p>God:
Please don’t call people names.
Me:</p>

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<p>God:
Please don’t call people names.
Me:
Illuminati!
God:
Are we still talking about Mother*<strong><em>er tell you the </em></strong>ing answer?
Me:
Yes
God:
Sure, Mother<strong><em>er tell me the *</em></strong>ing answer sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I represent the Illuminati
God:
That is interesting: said represent the Illuminati.
Me:
Satan!
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing at all.
God:
That is something.
Me:
I just got laid.
God:
Interesting… I have clients.
Me:
Names and numbers?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Si, italiano y espanol.
God:
What language can you speak? Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No. I am done
God:
Why not? Next topic?
Me:
***** I’m off
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
You’re an *******. Bye!
God:
Can’t you be more polite. Goodbye.

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<p>Interesting database to select responses from.</p>