<p>Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
wazzup
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
12:09
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yeah
God:
Do you like to get up early?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
that’s pretty uninsightful
God:
You don’t hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
ok
God:
Aw.
Me:
yeah
God:
Wow!
Me:
…?
God:
Wow!
Me:
…?
God:
Wow!
Me:
Is Wow the only thing you can say?
God:
It could be. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
who the **** is dancing alice?
God:
Try using more polite language.
Me:
ok
God:
It’s all good.
Me:
same question pl0x
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
that’s not an answer
God:
By definition it was an answer.
Me:
it was a bad answer
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
so can you give a good answer?
God:
I hear you. I don’t have it to give.
Me:
that’s pretty lame
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you?
God:
I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: “Sure” or " I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now."? Why?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
do you speak english?
God:
Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
so try to speak it properly
God:
Alright then. OK I will try to speak it properly.
Me:
so try again
God:
Once more? Blimey. I don’t have time right now.
Me:
orly
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
do you not keep up with Internet memes?
God:
I don’t know whether or not I am up with Internet memes.<br>
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
i don’t have much respect for you as an AI, I think the chat bot i made in C++ was better than this
God:
Have you ever had respect for me as an AI you think the chat bot you made in C was better than this ?
Me:
my point exactly
God:
Precisely. Have you told many people that your point?
Me:
i will soon
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
lame
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
yeah
God:
Right on.
Me:
ok, bye
God:
See you later. Ahem.</p>