<p>Me:
Why did the elephant cross the road?
God:
Is this a joke? Why?
Me:
Because he was a mother *<strong><em>er!
God:
Good reason. When was he? You do not speak with respect.
Me:
Who *</em></strong>ing cares goddamnit god
God:
Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
What the *<strong><em>?
God:
Please don’t be so rude.
Me:
Ok.
God:
" Please don’t be so rude.“? Ok.?
Me:
“Ok” meaning ok.
God:
OK. , I mean exactly what I said. Is there an echo in here?
Me:
*</em></strong> you god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because I *<strong><em>ing hate you
God:
Good reason. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
I think I am.
God:
You believe that? " You are not the boss of me, .” You are?
Me:
Yes. I am the boss of you goddamnit.
God:
Excuse me! Who made you the boss of me goddamnit ?
Me:
Don’t use your name in vain god.
God:
Ok I’ll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Stupid idiot…
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
A mother *</em></strong>er
God:
A B C… You do not speak with respect.
Me:
I’m done with you. Go **** yourself.
God:
What will you be doing now? Why are you so mean?
Me:
BYE
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
*******…
God:
Please don’t call people names.
Me:
I thought I said BYE
God:
See you later. …</p>