<p>omg help a girl out</p>
<p>make so many hickeys that your whole neck is red and you can say it's a skin condition like a sun burn.... </p>
<p>Really the only way is time to let the bruises heal, and concealer.</p>
<p>oh great...well, if theyre not that terrible looking...how long u think it'll take?</p>
<p>^ a couple of days</p>
<p>oh man, awhile ago one of my friends was like, "I heard that it goes away faster if you brush it with a hair brush. That makes sense bc, if you think about it, a hickey is just all of the skin sucked together...so you gotta brush it out." ahahaha yeah it was probably one of the stupidest things that I've ever heard but I loved it</p>
<p>Maybe try aloe vera? It works on other irritated skin.</p>
<p>makeup sounds like a good plan. also try a bandaid and say you burned yourself with a hair straightener or something</p>
<p>Yeah, make-up helps a lot. Some people say a cold spoon, but I don't think it really works.</p>
<p>wear a turtle neck and keep vampires away from your neck for 8 days.
try wearing cloves of garlic around your neck the next time someone comes at your neck with puckered lips</p>
<p>hahahaha vampires... i like the hair straightener burn idea</p>
<p>the cold spoon deal only works to take the 'red' out when a hickey is fresh...and is very temporary.</p>
<p>Try green concealer, then cover the green with normal concealer. </p>
<p>The upside is that it really covers anything that might be wrong with you. The downside is that it can look like you tried to concealer over a bruise - and it looks like your boyfriend is beating you, not kissing you...</p>
<p>...which is why I recommend the time-tested method of wearing a silk scarf around one's neck.</p>
<p>Post a picture so that we may examine it.</p>
<p>^ creepy</p>
<p>at sleepaway camp people used to wet an aspirin and rub it on them..apparently it works</p>
<p>massaging bruises helps them go away faster, really,. it breaks up the blood vessels...or something. </p>
<p>haha yesterday my friend got two huge ones, one on each side of her neck. so classy.</p>
<p>so, makeup, bandaid, rubbing (it doesn't matter what you rub it with--people say aspirin, erasers, etc). i've also heard that applying a heated cloth makes it go away.</p>
<p>Wear A Scarf.</p>
<p>Well you could put some ice on it for the first day and then warm up a damp cloth in the micro and apply that the next day.
Oh wait - never mind - you are the girl that won't need a frig or micro - guess the scarf will have to do....</p>
<p>haha funny popsicle.</p>
<p>Pop your collar! Wallah, you have no hicky and look like a doofus (or preppy.. your call)</p>
<p>Well according to newtons law of motion for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So since sucking someone's neck gives you a hickey try having someone blow on it and it should go away according to newton. LOL</p>