How do you deal with nice people?

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>By nice people, I don't mean people that you just don't like. I mean people who will go OUT OF THEIR WAY to amaze you.</p>

<p>E.G. That one spectacular cheerleader who keeps putting her home-baked cookies on TOP of my desk during class.</p>

<p>E.G. The kid who will give you stuff while you're not looking and you won't notice for like 20 minutes.</p>

<p>E.G. People who hands you your backpack.</p>

<p>E.G. People who make nice comments to your face while you're there when you don't even know them.</p>

<p>I wouldn't classify them as "saints", because I love them and they do it only to me.</p>

<p>I usually just thank them and say lots of things in successful attempts to make them feel really good about themselves, and it works all the time. I daydream of marrying them, though.</p>

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<p>Parody post is parody, word for word…</p>

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<p>Hahahahahah</p>

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<p>Ugh, nice people are so annoying. I’d recommend telling them to f*** off.</p>

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<p>Even I found this amusing.</p>

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<p>I like you, AL.</p>

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<p>You don’t know what they’re up to behind your back…or what they’re imagining doing behind your back. I realized recently I have developed a sort of following…and of few of the same-gendered ones I’m starting to worry about.</p>

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<p>I’m unaware. Very unaware.</p>

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<p>Ugh, I hate people who compliment you. They are the worst</p>

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<p>Nice people cause me to die a little on the inside.</p>

<p>Worse are friendly people. I genuienly hate being around them.<br>
They’re always trying to make friends with the mailman or the tap dancing homeless guy.</p>

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<p>^who saw THAT coming ??? :b</p>

<p>I’d say these lawlz are at least honors level, maybe advanced</p>

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<p>With a whisk and a jar of mayonaise.</p>

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<p>omg I love whipped mayonnaise!!!1</p>

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<p>I like nice people.</p>

<p>Ooooh blasphemy.</p>

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You’re weird.</p>

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<p>Just be nice back. Give them a taste of their own sick medicine.</p>

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<p>hate nice people who are really nice to everyone and give hugs to everyone! … and then some people are like theyre soooo nice! i love them! and ur just like uh…yeah…sure…no…especially when they do that to ur close friend…but then ur just like just another person really to them…HATE that
if anyone understands this…>< idk if i made sense. ?</p>

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<p>never mind</p>

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<p>watcollege, I get that, and I hate it too. The cogs working below the yellow skin must be disgusting!</p>

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<p>yeah who cares about nice people nowadays. the world would be fine without them.</p>