<p>Does Harvard email you or do you have to get a pin/password on a seperate site?</p>
<p>Pardon my ignorance.</p>
<p>Email. (ten ch)</p>
<p>Does it have to be a live sacrifice or can it be dead? If I can't get my hands on lamb, can I sacrifice my cousin's pet rabbit? Where can you find a suitable altar for the sacrifice? If I cannot find a REAL altar, can I perform the ritual on my dinner table?</p>
<p>Does Harvard do spring admits?</p>
<p>And so concludes today's unfunny humor</p>
<p>I thought it was funny...hilarious...comical...mirthful...witty...exhilirating...and stuff...yeah...</p>
<p>Yeah. I thought it was really mirthful too. And exhilirating.</p>
<p>You know you guys could be charged for attempted rabbit/lamb murder.</p>
<p>To achieve the desired results, use a live lamb, meh:D</p>
<p>You need a lamb for Harvard. The rabbit will get you a Yale decision. ;)</p>
<p>You guys are totally wack. The running blood of a lamb means nothing regarding Harvard admissions without the holy waters of the College Board. The only way to get the necessary thimble-full is to crash the meeting room, swipe one of the drinking glasses, and hold it by the blessed heat of the SAT scoring machines. This would take waaaay too much time, and it might be easier to wait for the post.</p>
<p>tkm256, you may have unraveled the mystery of the mis-scored October SAT. Some moron spilled the holy water into the machine, trying to get his decision (before he even submitted his app).</p>
<p>Lol. This thread should be sent to Hollywood. Would've made a nice college comedy film.</p>
<p>wow. harvard kids are retarted. kidding.</p>
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<p>nice one. it's spelled retarded btw. :)</p>
<p>No, it's retarted, referring to a reformed hooker who's backsliding.</p>
<p>And so my sexual arousal that had been previously increasing from the posts in this thread... concludes.</p>