how I get job in ib?!?!

<p>I'm an undergrad at a school my dad donated a lot of money to with a 2.5 gpa in finance who knows nothing about economics and has never worked more than 5 hours in my life, but I'm in a really exclusive frat, don't care about anyone but myself, worship money and think every corrupt ceo is a genius so I want to be an investment banker. How do I do it?</p>

<p>Are you this person?</p>

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<p>as corrupt as some might be, top CEOs and IBs work a weee bit more than 5 hrs. You seem more suited for living off your parents til they keel over.Or maybe you can start selling crack on Park St. In that case your millions are right around the corner.</p>