How I Know You Wrote Your Kid’s College Essay

“Because engineering does not exist in a vacuum, a HOST minor will complement my work by helping me understand the sociopolitical, cultural, and ethical issues that drive scientific developments. Equipped with this holistic vision, I will be able to adopt technically-sound yet socially responsible methodologies toward the solution of different problems.”

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“…and Johns Hopkins University is the creamiest, tangiest, most flavorful hummus-tabouli wrap in existence.”
Seriously? "

maybe the adcom was particularly hungry and going to a Mediterranean place for lunch.