How Many (insert school here) Students Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

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<p>This is wayyy funny! It's totally stereotypical, and probably not at all true, so don't take it too seriously, but don't be afraid have a good laugh. :D</p>

<p>HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB AT:</p>

<p>-EXETER: 20 - a committee composed of students from every possible ethnic
group to screw it in unison.</p>

<p>-ST. PAUL'S: 3 - one to screw it in and two to sculpt the old one into a
bong.</p>

<p>-ANDOVER: 1 - He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.</p>

<p>-GROTON: None - Their butlers do it for them.</p>

<p>-HOTCHKISS: 3 - one to screw in the lightbulb and two more to screw him
"Hotchkiss Style."</p>

<p>-LOOMIS: 2 - One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they
were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.</p>

<p>-PROCTOR: 33 - Three-one to stare at the light bulb in a confused manor, one
to run and get his learning skills teacher, and the teacher to call
maintnence.</p>

<p>-CHOATE: 7 - One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because
he didn't screw it in upside down this time.</p>

<p>-DEERFIELD: 4 - one to change it and three to pick out the perfect J. Crew
outfit for the occasion.</p>

<p>-TAFT: 6 - one varsity athlete to change it and five of his friends to help
him with his geometry homework.</p>

<p>-MILTON: 2 - One to screw it in perfectly, and another to kill himself when
he finds out that the first guy did it better than him.</p>

<p>-GOVERNOR DUMMER: 12 - six to hike to the nearest village to buy a new one,
six to figure out the directions, and one to plow the fields and feed the
oxen while the others are occupied.</p>

<p>-NOBLES: 301 - One to screw it in and three hundred to be really lame.</p>

<p>-LAWRENCEVILLE: They're still working on it.</p>

<p>-SALSBURY: Two - one to screw it in and one to buy an inflatable sheep so
they can party all night long.</p>

<p>-WORCESTOR ACADEMY: None -Wooster looks better in the dark.</p>

<p>-MIDDLESEX: 216 - One to steal a bulb from someone else, fifteen to start
rumors about who the thief was, and two hundred to have an unsupervised
party off-campus.</p>

<p>-ST. GEORGE'S: One - but he tries to do it like the guys at Middlesex</p>

<p>-ST. MARK'S: 7 - one to screw it in and six to talk about how chill it is.</p>

<p>-ST. SEBASTIAN'S: 10 - a female teacher to change it,eight students to look
up her skirt while she does it, and a priest so they can go confess their
sin the next Sunday.</p>

<p>-WILLISTON: 7 - One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on
manure.</p>

<p>-GUNNERY: None - Lava lamps don't burn out man!</p>

<p>-COMMONWEALTH: 14 - one to be head of the Red Mondays lightbulb crew, four
to skip their assigned jobs, two to beg their friends to switch days, two
replacements to fill in for those friends, one to unscrew the old lightbulb
and replace it, one to start a cult religion worshipping the new source of
light. And three to wash pots.</p>

<p>-STONY BROOK: 3, one to screw it in and 2 to curse it out for not being as
good as they want it to be</p>

<p>-FIELDSTON: 43 - one black, white, and latino kid for a pro-diversity
photo-op, an Ethics class to debate the morality of replacing it, and 20
kids to pass around a blunt in a hippie circle in the eco-friendly
lightbulb's honor.</p>

<p>-ST. ANDREWS: 3 - one student to screw it in, one Bio teacher to tell that
student off for not using an eco- friendly lightbulb, and one AP Bio student
to fetch one of those eco- friendly lightbulbs.</p>

<p>If your school isn't on here, feel free to add one for our enjoyment!! : P</p>

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<p>Hahaha For Andover</p>

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<p>Gunner i pray to God you're not an Arsenal fan. </p>

<p>Because if you are then i laugh at you. Chelsea is a much better team and proved it last Sunday.</p>

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<p>I dont get the Governors one?</p>

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<p>It adds up to 13 anyway. (Governor) 6+6+1=12?</p>

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<p>omg! i saw this on an old thread, too! hilarious!</p>

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<p>yeh mcskillet i saw that too haha but what does it mean? I dont get the whole town thing and what not</p>

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<p>It's Mcskittlz. Not mcskillet (i'm not a nasty ass burrito from mickey d's)
hee just joking. </p>

<p>I looked up gov. location and it seemed to have a 30% day pop. which means it can't be that rural. The feeling i got from that one is that it was in a RURAL middle of nowhere place where they have to their own work. </p>

<p>If anybody would grace me with an answer, i'd be quite delighted.</p>

<p>EDIT: I just looked at the master list of acceptances and i saw that you bear810 got into gov and looked quite excited. Are you going there? What was it like? Rural like the joke infers at?</p>

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<p>Holderness School - 5 - one to screw in the light bulb and the other 4 to go to ussa.org to see how it affected his FIS points.<br>
Burke Academy - 2 - only one to screw in the light bulb, but the other 1 has to unplug the wax iron first.</p>

<p>(you won't get these unless you're a ski racer)</p>

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<p>McskittlZ, Yeah I'm very excited that I have been accepted and plan on going. It's not rural, its 30 miles from Boston and its really close to a nice town called Newburyport. So I'm not sure what they are talking about. Maybe since it used to be a farm or something I don't know but it would be funny to know haha.</p>

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<p>Hhaa I saw this on Facebook.</p>

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<p>My favorites are Lawrenceville, Deerfield, and Exeter. Too funny.</p>

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<p>bear,
i have vacationed at newberryport. great little city</p>

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<p>Does St. Paul's School still have a reputation for having a lot of students that use drugs?</p>

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<p>Governor's is smack in the middle of polo country. It's not hicksville...not by a long shot! Stockbrokers and mansions abound. Bring your jodphurs! Nearby towns include Marblehead, Beverly Farms, Manchester-by-the-Sea, Hamilton, Newburyport, Rowley, Newbury, Ipswich, Wenham.</p>

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<p>I deffinatly agree with baseballmom i used to live in one of those towns!</p>

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<p>HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB AT:</p>

<p>-EXETER: 20 - a committee composed of students from every possible ethnic
group to screw it in unison.</p>

<p>-ST. PAUL'S: 3 - one to screw it in and two to sculpt the old one into a
bong.</p>

<p>-ANDOVER: 1 - He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.</p>

<p>-GROTON: None - Their butlers do it for them.</p>

<p>-HOTCHKISS: 3 - one to screw in the lightbulb and two more to screw him
"Hotchkiss Style."</p>

<p>-KENT: 4-1 to use a bulb so he can admire his face, 1 to break the bulb in his face, 1 to get another one, and 1 to get the coach because they are so skinny it hurts to reach up so high.</p>

<p>-LOOMIS: 2 - One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they
were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.</p>

<p>-PROCTOR: 33 - Three-one to stare at the light bulb in a confused manor, one to run and get his learning skills teacher, and the teacher to call
maintnence.</p>

<p>-CHOATE: 7 - One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because
he didn't screw it in upside down this time.</p>

<p>-DEERFIELD: 4 - one to change it and three to pick out the perfect J. Crew
outfit for the occasion.</p>

<p>-TAFT: 6 - one varsity athlete to change it and five of his friends to help
him with his geometry homework.</p>

<p>-MILTON: 2 - One to screw it in perfectly, and another to kill himself when
he finds out that the first guy did it better than him.</p>

<p>-GOVERNOR DUMMER: 12 - six to hike to the nearest village to buy a new one,
six to figure out the directions, and one to plow the fields and feed the
oxen while the others are occupied.</p>

<p>-NOBLES: 301 - One to screw it in and three hundred to be really lame.</p>

<p>-LAWRENCEVILLE: They're still working on it.</p>

<p>-SALSBURY: Two - one to screw it in and one to buy an inflatable sheep so
they can party all night long.</p>

<p>-WORCESTOR ACADEMY: None -Wooster looks better in the dark.</p>

<p>-MIDDLESEX: 216 - One to steal a bulb from someone else, fifteen to start
rumors about who the thief was, and two hundred to have an unsupervised
party off-campus.</p>

<p>-ST. GEORGE'S: One - but he tries to do it like the guys at Middlesex</p>

<p>-ST. MARK'S: 7 - one to screw it in and six to talk about how chill it is.</p>

<p>-ST. SEBASTIAN'S: 10 - a female teacher to change it,eight students to look
up her skirt while she does it, and a priest so they can go confess their
sin the next Sunday.</p>

<p>-WILLISTON: 7 - One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on
manure.</p>

<p>-GUNNERY: None - Lava lamps don't burn out man!</p>

<p>-COMMONWEALTH: 14 - one to be head of the Red Mondays lightbulb crew, four
to skip their assigned jobs, two to beg their friends to switch days, two
replacements to fill in for those friends, one to unscrew the old lightbulb
and replace it, one to start a cult religion worshipping the new source of
light. And three to wash pots.</p>

<p>-STONY BROOK: 3, one to screw it in and 2 to curse it out for not being as
good as they want it to be</p>

<p>-FIELDSTON: 43 - one black, white, and latino kid for a pro-diversity
photo-op, an Ethics class to debate the morality of replacing it, and 20
kids to pass around a blunt in a hippie circle in the eco-friendly
lightbulb's honor.</p>

<p>-ST. ANDREWS: 3 - one student to screw it in, one Bio teacher to tell that
student off for not using an eco- friendly lightbulb, and one AP Bio student
to fetch one of those eco- friendly lightbulbs.</p>

<p>HAHAHAHAHA, I added the Kent one!</p>

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<p>lol
Tenchar</p>

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<p>Haha, you guys are awesome. </p>

<p>What about NMH? Or is it not enough of a "prep school"...?</p>

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<p>HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB AT:</p>

<p>-EXETER: 20 - a committee composed of students from every possible ethnic
group to screw it in unison.</p>

<p>-ST. PAUL'S: 3 - one to screw it in and two to sculpt the old one into a
bong.</p>

<p>-ANDOVER: 1 - He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.</p>

<p>-GROTON: None - Their butlers do it for them.</p>

<p>-HOTCHKISS: 3 - one to screw in the lightbulb and two more to screw him
"Hotchkiss Style."</p>

<p>-KENT: 4-1 to use a bulb so he can admire his face, 1 to break the bulb in his face, 1 to get another one, and 1 to get the coach because they are so skinny it hurts to reach up so high.</p>

<p>-LOOMIS: 2 - One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they
were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.</p>

<p>-PROCTOR: 33 - Three-one to stare at the light bulb in a confused manor, one to run and get his learning skills teacher, and the teacher to call
maintnence.</p>

<p>-CHOATE: 7 - One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because
he didn't screw it in upside down this time.</p>

<p>-DEERFIELD: 4 - one to change it and three to pick out the perfect J. Crew
outfit for the occasion.</p>

<p>-TAFT: 6 - one varsity athlete to change it and five of his friends to help
him with his geometry homework.</p>

<p>-MILTON: 2 - One to screw it in perfectly, and another to kill himself when
he finds out that the first guy did it better than him.</p>

<p>-GOVERNOR DUMMER: 12 - six to hike to the nearest village to buy a new one,
six to figure out the directions, and one to plow the fields and feed the
oxen while the others are occupied.</p>

<p>-NOBLES: 301 - One to screw it in and three hundred to be really lame.</p>

<p>-LAWRENCEVILLE: They're still working on it.</p>

<p>-SALSBURY: Two - one to screw it in and one to buy an inflatable sheep so
they can party all night long.</p>

<p>-WORCESTOR ACADEMY: None -Wooster looks better in the dark.</p>

<p>-MIDDLESEX: 216 - One to steal a bulb from someone else, fifteen to start
rumors about who the thief was, and two hundred to have an unsupervised
party off-campus.</p>

<p>-ST. GEORGE'S: One - but he tries to do it like the guys at Middlesex</p>

<p>-ST. MARK'S: 7 - one to screw it in and six to talk about how chill it is.</p>

<p>-ST. SEBASTIAN'S: 10 - a female teacher to change it,eight students to look
up her skirt while she does it, and a priest so they can go confess their
sin the next Sunday.</p>

<p>-WILLISTON: 7 - One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on
manure.</p>

<p>-GUNNERY: None - Lava lamps don't burn out man!</p>

<p>-COMMONWEALTH: 14 - one to be head of the Red Mondays lightbulb crew, four
to skip their assigned jobs, two to beg their friends to switch days, two
replacements to fill in for those friends, one to unscrew the old lightbulb
and replace it, one to start a cult religion worshipping the new source of
light. And three to wash pots.</p>

<p>-STONY BROOK: 3, one to screw it in and 2 to curse it out for not being as
good as they want it to be</p>

<p>-FIELDSTON: 43 - one black, white, and latino kid for a pro-diversity
photo-op, an Ethics class to debate the morality of replacing it, and 20
kids to pass around a blunt in a hippie circle in the eco-friendly
lightbulb's honor.</p>

<p>-ST. ANDREWS: 3 - one student to screw it in, one Bio teacher to tell that
student off for not using an eco- friendly lightbulb, and one AP Bio student
to fetch one of those eco- friendly lightbulbs.</p>

<p>Northfield Mount Hermon: 631 (the entire student body) - They all did it as part of the work program.</p>