<p>Thank you prepdad....perfect! Every student there can certainly appreciate that!</p>
<p>Thanks prepdad, absolutely perfect.</p>
<p>Hehehe!! I saw this on facebook!</p>
<p>Canterbury - 20 - 9 kids on the hockey team. 9 girls in the bags of the hockey players that will soon be taken to the hockey locker room. 1 priest to tell them that a puck **** is not holy. And the one kid to screw the lightbulb.</p>
<p><em>Bumps</em></p>
<p>I adore this thread.</p>
<p>hahahaha
laxtaxi
the one about holderness LEGIT made me laugh
only because i know a guy from holderness that checks his fis standigns like every 5 freaking seconds.
and were both racers
xD good job!!</p>
<p>Wondering whose bright idea this whole screw-the-lightbulbs list was?</p>
<p>The original was written by a group of boys at Middlesex for the school newspaper around the early 1990's. </p>
<p>(Hence the ripping on St. GEorge's for wanting to be cool like mx).</p>
<p>Typical Middlesex thing to do.</p>
<p>HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB AT:</p>
<p>-EXETER: 20 - a committee composed of students from every possible ethnic
group to screw it in unison.</p>
<p>-ST. PAUL’S: 3 - one to screw it in and two to sculpt the old one into a
bong.</p>
<p>-ANDOVER: 1 - He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.</p>
<p>-GROTON: None - Their butlers do it for them.</p>
<p>-HOTCHKISS: 3 - one to screw in the lightbulb and two more to screw him
“Hotchkiss Style.”</p>
<p>-KENT: 4-1 to use a bulb so he can admire his face, 1 to break the bulb in his face, 1 to get another one, and 1 to get the coach because they are so skinny it hurts to reach up so high.</p>
<p>-LOOMIS: 2 - One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they
were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn’t go out.</p>
<p>-PROCTOR: 33 - Three-one to stare at the light bulb in a confused manor, one to run and get his learning skills teacher, and the teacher to call
maintnence.</p>
<p>-CHOATE: 7 - One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because
he didn’t screw it in upside down this time.</p>
<p>-DEERFIELD: 4 - one to change it and three to pick out the perfect J. Crew
outfit for the occasion.</p>
<p>-CATE: None - They don’t need lightbulbs… the sun always shines in California.</p>
<p>-TAFT: 6 - one varsity athlete to change it and five of his friends to help
him with his geometry homework.</p>
<p>-MILTON: 2 - One to screw it in perfectly, and another to kill himself when
he finds out that the first guy did it better than him.</p>
<p>-GOVERNOR DUMMER: 12 - six to hike to the nearest village to buy a new one,
six to figure out the directions, and one to plow the fields and feed the
oxen while the others are occupied.</p>
<p>-NOBLES: 301 - One to screw it in and three hundred to be really lame.</p>
<p>-LAWRENCEVILLE: They’re still working on it.</p>
<p>-SALSBURY: Two - one to screw it in and one to buy an inflatable sheep so
they can party all night long.</p>
<p>-WORCESTOR ACADEMY: None -Wooster looks better in the dark.</p>
<p>-MIDDLESEX: 216 - One to steal a bulb from someone else, fifteen to start
rumors about who the thief was, and two hundred to have an unsupervised
party off-campus.</p>
<p>-ST. GEORGE’S: One - but he tries to do it like the guys at Middlesex</p>
<p>-ST. MARK’S: 7 - one to screw it in and six to talk about how chill it is.</p>
<p>-ST. SEBASTIAN’S: 10 - a female teacher to change it,eight students to look
up her skirt while she does it, and a priest so they can go confess their
sin the next Sunday.</p>
<p>-WILLISTON: 7 - One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on
manure.</p>
<p>-GUNNERY: None - Lava lamps don’t burn out man!</p>
<p>-COMMONWEALTH: 14 - one to be head of the Red Mondays lightbulb crew, four
to skip their assigned jobs, two to beg their friends to switch days, two
replacements to fill in for those friends, one to unscrew the old lightbulb
and replace it, one to start a cult religion worshipping the new source of
light. And three to wash pots.</p>
<p>-STONY BROOK: 3, one to screw it in and 2 to curse it out for not being as
good as they want it to be</p>
<p>-FIELDSTON: 43 - one black, white, and latino kid for a pro-diversity
photo-op, an Ethics class to debate the morality of replacing it, and 20
kids to pass around a blunt in a hippie circle in the eco-friendly
lightbulb’s honor.</p>
<p>-ST. ANDREWS: 3 - one student to screw it in, one Bio teacher to tell that
student off for not using an eco- friendly lightbulb, and one AP Bio student
to fetch one of those eco- friendly lightbulbs.</p>
<p>-NORTHFIELD MOUNT HERMON: 631 (the entire student body) - They all did it as part of the work program.</p>
<ul>
<li>CANTERBURY: 20 - 9 kids on the hockey team. 9 girls in the bags of the hockey players that will soon be taken to the hockey locker room. 1 priest to tell them that a puck **** is not holy. And the one kid to screw the lightbulb.</li>
</ul>
<p>I read the question from a Chinese book which teaches parents to train son/D to Ivy League. It is said that the question has been asked during the one of Ivy League schools interview. </p>
<p>I have no clue whether it is true or not.</p>
<p>HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB AT:</p>
<p>-EXETER: 20 - a committee composed of students from every possible ethnic
group to screw it in unison.</p>
<p>-ST. PAUL’S: 3 - one to screw it in and two to sculpt the old one into a
bong.</p>
<p>-ANDOVER: 1 - He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.</p>
<p>-GROTON: None - Their butlers do it for them.</p>
<p>-HOTCHKISS: 3 - one to screw in the lightbulb and two more to screw him
“Hotchkiss Style.”</p>
<p>-KENT: 4-1 to use a bulb so he can admire his face, 1 to break the bulb in his face, 1 to get another one, and 1 to get the coach because they are so skinny it hurts to reach up so high.</p>
<p>-LOOMIS: 2 - One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they
were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn’t go out.</p>
<p>-PROCTOR: 3-one to stare at the light bulb in a confused manor, one to run and get his learning skills teacher, and the teacher to call
maintnence.</p>
<p>-CHOATE: 7 - One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because
he didn’t screw it in upside down this time.</p>
<p>-DEERFIELD: 4 - one to change it and three to pick out the perfect J. Crew
outfit for the occasion.</p>
<p>-CATE: None - They don’t need lightbulbs… the sun always shines in California.</p>
<p>-TAFT: 6 - one varsity athlete to change it and five of his friends to help
him with his geometry homework.</p>
<p>-MILTON: 2 - One to screw it in perfectly, and another to kill himself when
he finds out that the first guy did it better than him.</p>
<p>-GOVERNOR DUMMER: 13 - six to hike to the nearest village to buy a new one,
six to figure out the directions, and one to plow the fields and feed the
oxen while the others are occupied.</p>
<p>-NOBLES: 301 - One to screw it in and three hundred to be really lame.</p>
<p>-LAWRENCEVILLE: They’re still working on it.</p>
<p>-SALSBURY: Two - one to screw it in and one to buy an inflatable sheep so
they can party all night long.</p>
<p>-WORCESTOR ACADEMY: None -Wooster looks better in the dark.</p>
<p>-MIDDLESEX: 216 - One to steal a bulb from someone else, fifteen to start
rumors about who the thief was, and two hundred to have an unsupervised
party off-campus.</p>
<p>-ST. GEORGE’S: One - but he tries to do it like the guys at Middlesex</p>
<p>-ST. MARK’S: 7 - one to screw it in and six to talk about how chill it is.</p>
<p>-ST. SEBASTIAN’S: 10 - a female teacher to change it,eight students to look
up her skirt while she does it, and a priest so they can go confess their
sin the next Sunday.</p>
<p>-WILLISTON: 7 - One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on
manure.</p>
<p>-GUNNERY: None - Lava lamps don’t burn out man!</p>
<p>-COMMONWEALTH: 14 - one to be head of the Red Mondays lightbulb crew, four
to skip their assigned jobs, two to beg their friends to switch days, two
replacements to fill in for those friends, one to unscrew the old lightbulb
and replace it, one to start a cult religion worshipping the new source of
light. And three to wash pots.</p>
<p>-STONY BROOK: 3, one to screw it in and 2 to curse it out for not being as
good as they want it to be</p>
<p>-FIELDSTON: 43 - one black, white, and latino kid for a pro-diversity
photo-op, an Ethics class to debate the morality of replacing it, and 20
kids to pass around a blunt in a hippie circle in the eco-friendly
lightbulb’s honor.</p>
<p>-ST. ANDREWS: 3 - one student to screw it in, one Bio teacher to tell that
student off for not using an eco- friendly lightbulb, and one AP Bio student
to fetch one of those eco- friendly lightbulbs.</p>
<p>-NORTHFIELD MOUNT HERMON: 631 (the entire student body) - They all did it as part of the work program.</p>
<ul>
<li>CANTERBURY: 20 - 9 kids on the hockey team. 9 girls in the bags of the hockey players that will soon be taken to the hockey locker room. 1 priest to tell them that a puck **** is not holy. And the one kid to screw the lightbulb. </li>
</ul>
<p>Just corrected the mistakes in…basic counting??? :)</p>
<p>That was part of the joke. Govonor Dummers</p>
<p>What does it mean to screw someone “Hotchkiss Style”??? I’m going there next year and this sounds mildly intimidating.</p>
<p>It’s a Goldman Sachs thing. Don’t worry about it.</p>
<p>lol 
(10 char)</p>
<p>It’s so funny. I want to revive this thread!!</p>
<p>@prepDady, thanks for reviving. It’s wicked funny. My favorite is the St Paul’s one!</p>
<p>Mine is DA one.</p>
<p>OMG this is so funny! Thanks for reviving this thread.</p>
<p>yup, the andover one is definitely in tune with many current andover cc’ers!</p>
<p>Hahaha you guys are killing me! Andover, DA, Exeter, and Lawrenceville are the coolest ones tho!</p>