How many MIT students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Colleges & Universities A-Z Massachusetts Institute of Technology
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<p>please respond</p>

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<p>Copied this from a thread in the old forum.<br>
"MIT: Five--one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked light bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch."</p>

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<p>haha i like stanford's:</p>

<p>One, dude.</p>

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<p>"Caltech: 6--5 to do everything MIT would do, and a sixth to insist that they did it better and MIT was doing it expressly to imitate them"</p>

<p>Just what I was thinking.</p>

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<p>None.</p>

<p>They have Harvard students for the menial tasks :)</p>

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<p>go beavers haha</p>