<p>Clearly it does make sense, or you wouldn't have understood it...</p>
<p>What makes sense? Understand what?</p>
<p>you wouldn't have gone off on your sarcasm thing unless you knew the post was sarcastic</p>
<p>point made. The non-smoker doesn't understand.</p>
<p>Please teach me the way of the smoker! My lungs look better in black anyways!</p>
<p>Ignorance is bliss. like I said in my first post on this thread, I used to smoke. I rarely do now. my lungs are far from black. contrary to what your mommy and daddy want you to believe, it takes years and years to turn lungs black. by the way, santa claus isn't real either. sorry.</p>
<p>I'm not condoning smoking. I think letting yourself become addicted isn't the wisest decision you can make, but if people wanna do it, it's not your problem. Smoke weed. It feels much better.</p>
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Please teach me the way of the smoker!
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if you're over 18, because breaking the law is wrong and illegal:
go to gas station and ask for a honey dutch. it should be around $1
lick cigar and peel off outer leaf, wrap it around something cold(a can or bottle works well, as does a glass of ice water or something)
lick cigar down seam and crack down with thumbs
empty guts
fill with smoking material of your choice, make sure it's legal and you're of legal age.
roll and seal with your tongue
take outer leaf and wrap around your new cigar
dry with heat
light and enjoy, ensuring that everyone is of legal age to enjoy your cigar</p>
<p>you're welcome</p>
<p>^^ My mother is dead. Died of lung cancer. She was a chain smoker for 20 years, and started as a teenager.</p>
<p>By the way, though I don't like neither weed nor smoking, I think weed is a better choice.</p>
<p>Thanks diesel!!!</p>
<p>/sarcasm(see!)</p>
<p>you're quite welcome, any further questions i'd be more than happy to help you with.</p>
<p>(see!)</p>
<p>^ Thanks for the offer! You will be my right hand man in case I need to know how to get cancer!</p>
<p>i also special in liver problems, just so know.</p>
<p>^Yeah diesel seriously though, thanks! I really have always wanted to know the best way to get cancer...</p>
<p>:]</p>
<p>Liver is a nice one! Much better than that overrated Lung and Brain cancers!</p>
<p>What are you doing in the high school forum, iloveagoodbrew? Just enjoy talking to rednecks, is that it? Or is that where you find your intellectual equals?</p>
<p>^ Lol, I like your name.</p>
<p>^
you mean those lung and brain cancers... </p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>^ Thanks. I knew it was worded wrong when I typed it, but I can never find my mistakes.</p>
<p>rmadden: Why? Just curious, most people on this board read it as "southeastasian" because, well, it's this board.</p>
<p>Ignore the morons diesel. Montecristo # 2s are one of my favorites. You enjoy Partagas?</p>