How many Princeton students does it take to change a lighbulb?

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<p>Someone was kind enought to share these jokes with me, and I'm passing them along:</p>

<p>How many students does it take to change a lighbulb?</p>

<p>Princeton: Two. One to call the electrician, one to fix the Martinis</p>

<p>Allegheny college: Six. one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is.</p>

<p>Yale: None, New Haven looks better in the dark</p>

<p>Dartmouth: None. Hanover Doesn't have electricity.</p>

<p>University of California, Santa Cruz
Six. One to remove the old light bulb, one to fashion it into a bong, one to hold the new bulb into the socket, and three to pass the newly created bulb-bong around until the room spins.</p>

<p>MIT Two: One to get the lightbulb, and one to call a CMU student.</p>

<p>Harvard: One. He just holds the lighbulb cuz he knows the whole world revolves around him</p>

<p>Vanderbilt Two: One to call the electrician, the other one to call his dad to pay the bill</p>

<p>Oxford: The entire University. One to actually change a lighbulb and the others to throw a party</p>

<p>Colgate : Two. one to change the bulb, one to hope it's not another toothpaste joke.</p>

<p>Brown : Eleven. one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience</p>

<p>Princeton : An entire college, but only one of them is sober enough to figure out what to do with it, and he subsequently is cellophane-wrapped naked to a street lamp</p>

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<p>hahahahhahahah niceeeeeee.</p>

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<p>Princeton: none. The students are so bright, they glow in dark.</p>

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<p>Oooohhhhhh. Simba wins! <em>high five</em> That was nice. Very nice.</p>

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<p>he he nice one :D</p>

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<p>I thought the Princeton one was like, </p>

<p>"None. They get the maid to do it."</p>

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<p>props to simba.</p>

<p>SIXTY SECONDS MAKES ME ANGRY</p>

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<p>There were a lot more of these in the old cc forum...</p>

<p>How many Cornell students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure. </p>

<p>How many Columbia students does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventy-six: one to change the light bulb, fifty to protset the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.</p>

<p>How many Vassar students does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven: one to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientation. </p>

<p>How many Georgetown students does it take to change a light bulb?
Four: one to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U. students. </p>

<p>How many Lehigh students does it take to change a light bulb?
A whole frat, but only one of them is sober enough to get the bulb out of the socket. </p>

<p>How many Hamilton students does it take to change a light bulb?
The whole student body: when you're snowed in, there's nothing else to do. </p>

<p>How many Tufts students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to change the light bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as an Ivy League student. </p>

<p>How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: one to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it. </p>

<p>How many Swarthmore students does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight: it's not that one isn't smart enough to do it, it's just that they're all violently twitching from too much stress. </p>

<p>How many Mount Holyoke students does it take to change a light bulb?
One: she calls a Smithie to do it. </p>

<p>How many Smith students does it take to change a light bulb?
One: all you need it one hot woman and you'll never have a heterosexual light bulb again. </p>

<p>How many Boston University students does it take to change a light bulb?
Four: one to change the bulb and two to check his math homework. </p>

<p>How many Amherst students does it take to change a light bulb?
Thirteen: one to change the bulb and an a capella group to immortalize the event in song. </p>

<p>How many Wesleyan students does it take to change a light bulb?
Wesleyan's boycotting GE... you know, military-industrial complex and all that. </p>

<p>How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the light bulb wouldn't go out. </p>

<p>How many Bucknell students does it take to change a light bulb?
One: but he'll only change it if he can put in a white light bulb. </p>

<p>How many Bowdoin students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: one to ski down to the general store and buy the bulb, one to take the chairlift back to school, and one to screw it in.</p>

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<p>I found an old, nasty shirt that had all the ivy league schools' lightbulb jokes on it in one of the steam tunnels under my school...</p>

<p>A couple more I picked up, not sure where, are:</p>

<p>Penn: Only one, but he gets six credits for it.</p>

<p>Stanford: One, dude</p>

<p>Virginia: Thirteen: Ten to form student committee to vote
on whether changing light bulbs is a violation of the Honor
Code, one to change the bulb, one to hold the keg the he's
standing on, and another to attribute electricity to Mr. Jefferson.</p>

<p>Oberlin: Three: One to change it and two to figure out how
to get high off the old one</p>

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<p>Yea I saw those too. </p>

<p>What were you doing in the steam tunnels under your school? :confused:</p>

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<p>I think Stanford's is pretty funny lol, and Oberlin's</p>

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<p>hahaha simba's was nice</p>

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<p>Steam tunnels makes me think of that nasty incident in The Rule of Four. Needless to say I'll never go exploring Princeton's steam tunnels, if they still have them...</p>

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<p>LoL... The Rule of Four was a good book.</p>

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<p>The Rule of Four?</p>

<p>help out an ignorant....</p>

<p>60 sec 60 sec</p>

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<p>book by Ian Caldwell and Dustin Thomason, set at Princeton.</p>

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<p>My favorite of all the books about/set in Princeton. Good times.</p>

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<p>Have to make a mental note to read that one when I get to the U.S.
Is is worth it?</p>

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<p>A mental note not to read it? Why? It's definitely worth it...</p>

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Steam tunnels makes me think of that nasty incident in The Rule of Four. Needless to say I'll never go exploring Princeton's steam tunnels, if they still have them...

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I'm just reading that book, actually. Heh, I'm not sure what's worse, Princeton's strict guarding of the steam tunnels or Yale's complete lack of care about people travelling them, other than the obligatory hollow threats. Really, they're not that nice...the only reason I liked the one in my residential college was because it was one place you could truly have privacy (though you wouldn't want to stay for long...) and a cat with three legs lived down thre. I liked that cat...</p>