<p>This is a funny e-mail I got my freshman year at boarding school and came across it somewhere online... Hope you guys find it entertaining..</p>
<p>HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB AT:</p>
<p>-BROOKS: Three - one to screw it in and two to sculpt the old one into
a bong .</p>
<p>-ANDOVER: One - He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.</p>
<p>-EXETER: Twenty - a committee composed of students from every possible
ethnic group to screw it in unison.</p>
<p>-GROTON: None - Their butlers do it for them.</p>
<p>-HOTCHKISS: Three - one to screw in the lightbulb and two more to screw
him "Hotchkiss Style."</p>
<p>-LOOMIS: Two - One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if
they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.</p>
<p>-PROCTOR: Two - one to stare at the light bulb in a confused manor, one
to run and get his learning skills teacher, and the teacher to call
maintnence.</p>
<p>-CHOATE: Seven - One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party
because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.</p>
<p>-DEERFIELD: Four - one to change it and three to pick out the perfect
J. Crew outfit for the occasion.</p>
<p>-TAFT: Six - one varsity athlete to change it and five of his friends
to help him with his geometry homework.</p>
<p>-MILTON: Two - One to screw it in perfectly, and another to kill
himself when he finds out that the first guy did it better than him.</p>
<p>-GOVERNOR DUMMER: Twelve - six to hike to the nearest village to buy a
new one, six to figure out the directions, and one to plow the fields
and feed the oxen while the others are occupied.</p>
<p>-NOBLES: 301 - One to screw it in and three hundred to be really lame.</p>
<p>-LAWRENCEVILLE: They're still working on it.</p>
<p>-SALSBURY: Two - one to screw it in and one to buy an inflatable sheep
so they can party all night long.</p>
<p>-WORCESTOR ACADEMY: None -Wooster looks better in the dark.</p>
<p>-MIDDLESEX: 216 - One to steal a bulb from someone else, fifteen to
start rumors about who the thief was, and two hundred to have an
unsupervised party off-campus.</p>
<p>-ST. GEORGE'S: One - but he tries to do it like the guys at Middlesex</p>
<p>-ST. MARK'S: Seven - one to screw it in and six to talk about how chill
it is.</p>
<p>-ST. SEBASTIAN'S: Ten - a female teacher to change it, eight students
to look up her skirt while she does it, and a priest so they can go
confess their sin the next Sunday.</p>
<p>-WILLISTON: Seven - One to screw it in and six to figure out how to
power it on manure.</p>
<p>-GUNNERY: None - Lava lamps don't burn out man!</p>
<p>-ST PAUL'S: Six- One newb to screw it in while five seniors make her do it.</p>
no harm though</p>