<p>Get me into an Ivy League?</p>
<p>as in go Army now and then apply for IVY? or IN the ARMY NOW and want to go IVY?</p>
<p>If it's the latter, I think you could use it as quite an impressive experience when applying to college.</p>
<p>If it's the former, then :D :D :D</p>
<p>are you seriously kidding me?</p>
<p>my GOD.</p>
<p>Are you actually thinking of risking your ****ing life and joining a pointless cause whose only great "success" in the past 10 years has been destabilizing an already dangerous country for the sole purpose of college admissions?</p>
<p>I sincerely hope that you are asking from the standpoint of somebody who is/was already enrolled in the army instead of one who is contemplating enlistment.</p>
<p>You're probably kidding. But one of my friends proposed this idea to me a few months ago.</p>
<p>I'm sorry for my language, but I felt it was incredibly necessary.</p>