<p>Please, oh please. Can people please stop molesting the enter key?</p>
<p>Sorry Bcon :(</p>
<p>I've never gotten a hate PM...that day when I become so infamous that I actually get one is yet to come. I'v gotten maybe 20 or so PMs?</p>
<p>I've received like 50 PMs since this thread started. Actually, that's a lie, only like 20. I've only received 2 hate PMs, all since this thread was started.</p>
<p>lablondie!! thankssss for the 'hate' PM. hahaha. igave you one back too. sealed with a kiss! :P</p>
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<p>A Modest Complement For Preventing The ___ of <em>* People in CC From Being </em><em>* to Their _</em> or Country, and For Making Them <em>* to The </em></p>
<p>Good morrow, ___:</p>
<p>It is a <em>* object to those </em> who walk through this great <em>** or travel in the </em><em>**, when they see the streets, the roads, and cabin doors, crowded with _</em> of the female sex, followed by three, four, or six <em>, all in rags and importuning every </em> for an <em>. These _</em><em>, instead of being able to work for their honest _</em><em>, are forced to employ all their time in strolling to beg _</em><em> for their helpless </em><em>: who as they grow up either turn _</em> for want of <em>_*, or leave their dear native _</em>** to fight for the Pretender in Spain, or sell themselves to the Barbadoes. </p>
<p>Replace ___ with g<em>y ss (greyfuss) __</em> with b<strong>ching, (batching) __</strong> with s*tland (st.land)
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<p>i tremble at the thought that no one on CC recognizes this parody of Swift. </p>
<p>and for certain enter-o-phobias, send me a hate pm</p>
<p>Why??????/</p>
<p>i get pms all the time. :)</p>
<p>just for the heck of it</p>
<p>maverick</p>
<p>I got 20+ PMs today. Lol.</p>
<p>omg i just realized that my pm box has been full for the last 7 or so days. i just deleted everything. 0_0</p>
<p>:D :D (10 char)</p>
<p>Wow. You guys sure love to brag, haha. But then some of you are sweet and caring and sent me pms. Those of you blow them outta the water.</p>
<p>So there. </p>
<p>We should have a pm-eating contest.</p>
<p>i got 185,000 pms in the past 10 minutes, all from the most successful people on CC</p>
<p>isn't that impossible, spectrum? you can only keep 50 at a time. i mean, unless you deleted them without reading as they arrived.</p>
<p>Maybe he overrode the system? :D</p>
<p>Ok you win spectrum. But I can eat 185,000 pies in 10 minutes.</p>
<p>well, when so many successful people pm me, Roger Dooley amongst them, I am beyond limits</p>
<p>how much do you weigh after eating the pies</p>
<p>a lot, i'm guessing, but probably not as much as i weigh BEFORE i eat those pies.</p>
<p><em>bows before spectrum's greatness</em></p>
<p>Exactly how do you eat PMs, lights_out? :p</p>