<p>I really really wish I had that cool a genetic mutation, like anyone who says anything negative just has to be jealous. I would never explain it, never, I’d just continue on that I was a mutant. </p>
<p>Honestly, I was born with an extra toe and I really love to pull it out on people. Till I was ten it was great but they cut it off. Still, my left pinky toe is attached to its neighbor toe and the two make up this fat, siamese toes duo with stitch scars and all that nonsense. I really think it’s the funniest thing but I’d trade it in a heart beat for two different colored eyes.</p>