how to attract girls

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<p>i know many of u boys feel so lonely because u haven't scored yet. but take heart because i'm here to help u!!! just follow my tips and u will get a girl friend and add some meaning to ur worthless life.</p>

<p>some basic common sense tips:</p>

<p>always walk like a ganster.</p>

<p>always be prepared to duel. this means carrying ur yu-gi-oh and magic cards every where u go.</p>

<p>die ur hair pink</p>

<p>never wears pants. always wear an teddy bear underwears.</p>

<p>paint ur face yellow (make it ur habit)</p>

<p>always carry binoculars and survey ur campus topography before u cruise for girls.</p>

<p>every twen yards u walk, stop and practice some kung-fu and matrix moves.</p>

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<p>orthographical corrections:
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<p>listen to the man he knows what we ladies want.</p>

<p>oh, sauronvoldermort take me take me now in your gangsta arms.</p>

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<p>Dude some posters on CC...ridiculous...</p>

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<p>it seems this thread was made with the intention of being funny. but it isn't. maybe that or i've just lost my sense of humor.</p>

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<p>You have lost it...</p>

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<p>sorry, this isnt funny at all</p>

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<p>Not funny.</p>

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<p>Acere: me? or the OP? because I really really really (emphasis on really) think that I haven't lost my sense of humor. now if you find this funny then well I guess that speaks something about the things you find funny.</p>

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<p>I thought macinici's post was pretty funny :D</p>

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<p>Rofl.......</p>

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<p>always be prepared to duel. this means carrying ur yu-gi-oh and magic cards every where u go.</p>

<p>=)</p>

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always be prepared to duel. this means carrying ur yu-gi-oh and magic cards every where u go.

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<p>I THOUGHT IT WAS POKEMON! Go Pikachu GO!</p>

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<p>More like:</p>

<p>1) Act like an *******
2) Treat her and everyone else like ****
3) Act cool in front of her friends
4) Make your girlfriend feel lucky that she's with you
5) Go to community college</p>

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<p>Anyone who says "gangster" is clearly not from "da hood".</p>

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<p>its gangsta bra</p>

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<p>macinici, thank u for speaking ur mind out. i know that my advises always work. </p>

<p>another BIG advise: act smart.</p>

<p>say that u read the entire book of The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire and tell her how long it is (3000 pages) and what kind of philosophical ideas went through ur mind. tell her that the experience was almost like mdeitating on the Word of God.</p>

<p>then start speaking in a different language.</p>

<p>then start dansing to a imaginary music.</p>

<p>one cool tip: if u guys want to see some nude. it's simple. tell ur girlfriend that u are an artist and offer her to paint her in the nude and voila!! she will strip her clothes off immediately.</p>

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<p>tell her you're a rockstar</p>

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<p>speak to her in Klingon and reveal your inner star trek geek</p>

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<p>girls have such poor taste these days. they don't know anythig about art, or even speak a little french, absolute no sense of aesthetic quality of life. boy, this world has become so dull... </p>

<p>i call it "a la mode personnelle", my cool ganster style toward attracting girls.
1) never speak french correctly. remember u want to shut urself up from society to make urself appear romantic. speaking a language poorly signifies that u have effectively shut urself up for years and prayed to allah.</p>

<p>2)be as eccentric as possible. wear a wig, listen to african danse songs, wear a mask, steal some impressionist paintins and attach them to ur t-shirt. wear duchamp's urine bowl over ur head. </p>

<p>3)always try to be like alexander the great. whenever there is a riot, if ur in france, tell the cafes to play some drammatic music so u can lead ur army of student protesters with ur arm upraised with the tricolor plumes sprouting from ur hat</p>