<p>Who am I? Let's see....</p>
<p>First of all...Fob's are immigrants a.k.a. Fresh off the boat. There are many kinds of fobs</p>
<p>Twinkie
- Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people
- Your significant other is not Asian and never has been
- You have few Asian friends, if any
- You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exist</p>
<p>Asian-American
- You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere</p>
<p>Yap (Young Asian Professional)
- You are in one of these professions:
a) Medicine / Pharmaceutical
b) Engineering
c) Finance
d) Investment Banking
e) Accounting</p>
<p>Fob (Fresh Off tha Boat)
- You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently
- You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends
- Your parents do not speak any English ( They kind of but not very well)
- You get extremely good grades in school</p>
<p>SuperFob</p>
<ul>
<li>You like dim sum chicken feet</li>
<li>Your only hangout is Chinatown</li>
<li>All the lights in your house are fluorescent</li>
</ul>
<p>Fobabee
- You are an Asian-American or Twinkie who has recently "awoken"
- You have a newly found fetish of Asian girls/boys</p>
<p>Gangsta Fob (Fobsta)
- Your favorite hangout is a pool hall
- When you talk, you sound like a cross between a Fob and an urban black kid
- You have a serious gambling problems</p>
<p>Tab (Trendy Asian B*tch)
- You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up" (?) This is a tricky one. I do wear black all the time.
- You do not weigh more than 105 lbs
- You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life
- Platform heels are your favorite
- You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless
- You do not smile in public
- Your cell phone is completely customized</p>
<p>Rice-Boy/Rice-Girl</p>
<ul>
<li>You always drive like you are racing someone</li>
<li>You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps</li>
</ul>
<p>Fobulous
- You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language
- You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends
- You listen to Asian pop as well as American music
- You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture
- You are a good dancer
- You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race
- You are a good designer and have superior Html skills</p>