How to cheat college?

Here’s what I think I want. I think I want to earn and cash in college credits as easy and fast and cheap as possible for a general business degree. A degree that is for someone like me who just wants the up and up in getting an entry level job somewhere like Walmart.

I have no money, and no car.
I even want to cheat at this as best as possible. As if I was paying someone else to take the coarses for me.

I’m thinking of something like a Distance college course from a nationally accredited college.
One that will provide Financial Aide as well as make it easy for me to cheat as best as possible such as doing it by internet or even better, by mail.
I also want this school to 110% accept Clep or Dsst. But mostly Clep since from what I hear, clep is easier then Advanced placement and Dsst.
I need this school to let me do the following 4 things.
One let me NOT take any online courses but instead let me take all the clep tests possible to earn atleast a Degree. Associate,bachelor, undergrade, whatever. Over the internet or through mail, so that if I wanted to, I didn’t even have to take the tests myself, but instead pay a genius to do it for me.
Two, offer the degree in the subject of General Business and if possible even in business retail/management/and or hospitality.
Three, give or accept Financial aide.
Four, be an Accredited College.
Five. I’m also wondering about going to those Life experience College Mills online, where (let’s be honest here since I already mentioned cheating), where you really only pay a fee and get an accredited life experience degree that IS ACCREDTED and/or IS ACCEPTED and/or can have it’s credits transferred to an accredited school, that accepts the credits and give me an Associate,bachelor, undergrade, whatever degree or that can be applied and/or combined with credits earned with Clep/Dsst/ect. Towards me getting a degree.
Now according what I have just said. I leave the question up for discussion as to what schools can I do this with?
PS. Now if by some chance there are multiple options, is it possible to get an accredited school to accept only these life experience credits and credit me an accredited degree from them simple on this alone to make getting the degree even easier?

And to all those, who think what a bad person I am for the cheating in mind, please keep your comments to yourself. I don’t really consider this cheating, just getting ahead in life through any means possible.

I was also wondering if there was any way to get credits through other means of what I like to refer to as cheating. Such as community service just as an example.

Excelsior College, Thomas Edison State College, and Charter Oak State College are the only accredited colleges that will allow you to earn nearly all of your credits through examination. I say “nearly all” because I believe Charter Oak requires a capstone course and Thomas Edison Requires a Business Communications course that doesn’t have a CLEP/DSST equivalent.

Also, Excelsior College requires that you take some of their own exams (Excelsior College Exams) to earn credit for certain courses. Earning an entire bachelors degree through examination has been done before, but it’s certainly not as easy as you may think. Check out this site: bain4weeks.com

What if it wasn’t necessary a bachelors? Is there any degree that I can get on credit by exams only? Like an Associates?

Or what if I combined credits from taking dsst, clep, ece, gre, ect…?

Because the three colleges you mentioned are famous for this type of thing, I was wondering if I could use one of them, or a different college that I could test through to gain enough credits by credit by exams and then transfer the credits to a diffferent college and get my degree that way?

A college like University of Phoenix, or AIU, or ect. One that is highly known, and respectable. Or if needed if I can earn a maximum of credits with credit by exams from a school that gives out the most credits for credit by exams, and then transfer the credits to a college like University of Phoenix, or AIU or ect. And then take more credit by exams with that college and get a degree?

PS. Thank you for the reply, I appreciate any help I get.

Ok so from what I’ve seen, from my own research, I have 4 choices regarding getting my degree online from only credit by exams.

My question is, which school is the best for doing this?

When I say best, what I really mean is which school is easiest.

This can be for either an Associates or Bachelors or whatever, I’m not picky.

Also which school works with the whole financial aide thing too?

But most important is which school is easiest,

And if possible I want to do this in business/or management/ or hospitality. But besides those, which is the easiest?

Thanks.

Oh and the 4 schools I was referring to are:

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Excelsior

Charter Oak

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And if there’s any online distance learning degee by exam only that I forgot to mention, please correct me. Thank you.

I know… old thread…

But, I want to point out that you can’t “pay a genius” to take exams for you. When you take an exam for an online class or for a class exemption, you will be required to have a proctor. A proctor will either be someone hired by the online university at a local college or at a Kaplan Testing Center (or similar). The proctor will verify your state-issued photo ID before taking the exam.

This disgusts me. It’s people like the OP that give all of the other DLers bad reps.

Actually, most online classes don’t have a proctor for exams. They are relying on the person to be honest for the most part. I’m also disgusted by this thread. This ruins it for all distance learners.

I agree. Where’s this guy’s integrity?

“But most important is which school is easiest?”

Send me a check and I’ll photoshop a great degree for you :slight_smile: very easy :stuck_out_tongue: (joke. good luck)

Why not just save the expense and just put a university degree right on your resume without doing any work. Of course, you run the risk that someone will check it out, but “roll the dice”. BTW, OP you misspelled “coarse” so there might be other clues that you are leaving behind.

P.S. This is tongue-in-cheek

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