<p>1) I tried the sex thing with a bunch of my other imaginary friends. It wasn’t very fun. Plus Elizabeth made me promise specifically not to do it with her. Something about not being a lesbian.</p>
<p>2) I took Jennifer to an imaginary psychiatrist a while ago (she was the other friend with the existential crisis. What happened was she also accidentally found out I created her, which was terrible for her because she was used to being smarter than me and she couldn’t deal with me being God). I don’t know how well it’s working, I’ve mostly lost touch with her. But last time I saw her she tried to get me to kill myself so she would die.</p>
<p>3) I think Elizabeth would refuse most forms of treatment right now. She still thinks I created her to be unhappy, so she doesn’t think there’s a cure.</p>
<p>4) Posts in the High School forum don’t count.</p>