<p>I’m the imaginary friend. nottoocrazy wouldn’t let me die and insisted I go see a therapist. So I have an appointment with her on Tuesday.</p>
<p>I figure it doesn’t really matter what I do in life anyway so I might as well go to therapy. Make her happy. Maybe if I’m nice enough to her she’ll finally have mercy on me and let me die.</p>
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<p>P.S. I’ve tried this. He turned out real and negative.</p>