How to get "punched by a finals club"

Colleges and Universities A-Z Harvard University
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<p>I was just wondering what I can do to raise my chances of being punched by a finals club.</p>

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<p>Party at Final Club X with members of Final Club X often, and that will make it more likely that they’ll want you to join Final Club X. It’s pretty obvious.</p>

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<p>1) Call them “final club”, not “finals clubs.”
2) Be rich.
3) Be friends with rich people.
4) Lather, rinse, repeat.</p>

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<p>^Not really true.</p>

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<p>lol sounds like the social network ;).</p>

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<p>Be friends with members. That’s it.</p>

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<p>Be a varsity athlete and befriend those teammates in the clubs. Be a legacy to a club. Be a prep school graduate. Be attractive and hone your social skills. Know how to drink your way through the punch events. Know that only a few clubs have any racial diversity, and little economic diversity unless you have the varsity team connection.</p>

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<p>Nice try, Mark Zuckerberg.</p>

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<p>LOL^^^^. Better late than never.</p>