how to suck up to a teacher

<p>any ideas? i need to suck up to a teacher fast, so what do i do other than greet my teachers nicely? and yeah how do i suck up to the guidance too? i can't just go to the guidance for no reason.</p>

<p>any ideas? yes i do have ideas</p>

<p>**i need to suck up to a teacher fast, so what do i do other than greet my teachers nicely? **compliment their attire. answer questions. do well on homework/tests. create discussion. have sex with them</p>

<p>**and yeah how do i suck up to the guidance too? ** ask your GC about there opinion on your college list. ask where they went. tell them you’ll look into that college. evem if it is complete BS. ask lots of questions. again, create discussion. have sex with them</p>

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<p>hm.</p>

<p>i’m gonna say treat them with professionalism and common human courtesy. </p>

<p>Should you be incapable of that, resort to blatant sycophant-ism and sexual favours</p>

<p>yea sexual favors is the way to go dude. especially if you are as “shuai” as you say you are haha.</p>

<p>gifts also do the trick. chocolates/flowers for the women, alcohol for the men, or I guess tickets to football games would work too.</p>

<p>no like how do i suck up to a teacher who taught me last year? its been a whole summer since we last spoke and i want to chat her up before i ask for my recommendation. But the problem is that i don’t have any class with her this year, so i need some great conversations topics? anyone has any ideas (Math teacher and English teacher)</p>

<p>i’ll definitely keep in mind about the sexual favours should all else fails. lmao</p>

<p>^it shows motivation, creativity, discipline (hopefully;), self-confidence, warmth of personality, concern for others, energy, emotional maturity, and personal maturity. Just keep in mind your “performance” will be carefully evaluated - you really gotta give an effort for “one of the best i have encountered” ratings :)</p>

<p>since its not the norm at my HS for kids to apply to US schools, i think my teachers will just check all the best ratings since they like me and i’m very bright. =P But i worried that they won’t, especially my guidance counselor, put in the effort to write a good rec letter mainly because they never had to do it before so i have to do some work on them lol.</p>