<p>upperclassmen let's help em out! not all of these i have experienced alright...don't listen to the fake bs that high school is easy and a mega fun time....you want to make it easier? read this.</p>
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<li><p>never get really wasted and hook up with a lot of guys. you will be called a sl.ut and an enormous amount of guys will want to get in your pants since it is obviously so easy.</p></li>
<li><p>if you have to disect a frog, just do it. it's honestly not that bad.</p></li>
<li><p>never pretend you are drunk. not cool.</p></li>
<li><p>so what if every guy on the football team is cute? they are all d.icks and not worth your time.</p></li>
<li><p>dont be stuck up. odds are some girl is going to call you out on it.</p></li>
<li><p>dont cheat on health tests, you will get a 0.</p></li>
<li><p>when doing your critical paper...do not slack off! this is important.</p></li>
<li><p>spark notes is shi.t. most teachers know you use it and make questions to stump the slackers. read the book.</p></li>
<li><p>swimming will probably be the best class you ever take. dont be a b.itch about getting your hair wet.</p></li>
<li><p>no one really cares where you sit at lunch.</p></li>
<li><p>dont' randomly start talking to people....that's creepy.</p></li>
<li><p>please bathe. if you smell, everyone will know.</p></li>
<li><p>dont be annoying in class. you dont have to say something every second.</p></li>
<li><p>you dont have to be friends with everyone, chill out.</p></li>
<li><p>dont get upset if you dont develop a new group of friends...it doesnt happen over night it takes a while.</p></li>
<li><p>dont change for any guy.</p></li>
<li><p>face it. if you look emo, dress emo, or listen to emo music...people will call you emo.</p></li>
<li><p>teacher's pets are heavily frowned upon.</p></li>
<li><p>dont get too dressed up for school...it's just kinda weird.</p></li>
<li><p>study for tests.</p></li>
<li><p>live for the weekends.</p></li>
<li><p>you dont know the kid who is throwing the house party? go anyway, odds are he wont care.</p></li>
<li><p>never steal anyones booze.</p></li>
<li><p>never run through the halls screaming...this makes people mad.</p></li>
<li><p>yeah that kid you saw on the first day of school....dont be creepy. If he wants to hook up let him come to you. Dont be too forward.</p></li>
<li><p>it's really cool that you love your school....but honestly your wardrobe can't consist of sweatshirts with your school logo on them.</p></li>
<li><p>do not mess with the band geeks. they will team up against you and you will lose.</p></li>
<li><p>no one cares how wasted you got last saturday.</p></li>
<li><p>dont walk slow in the halls, people will punch the back of your head.</p></li>
<li><p>your gym teacher doesn't care if you feel comfortable in leggings, she's going to take points off anyway.</p></li>
<li><p>skip. skip as many classes as possible without getting caught.</p></li>
<li><p>if you are skipping, act like you have a destination and no one will mess with you</p></li>
<li><p>you really will not remember anything you learned in algebra class over spring break.</p></li>
<li><p>thespians really do hug and kiss eachother as much as they are rumored to</p></li>
<li><p>marching band is the most sexually active club of the school.</p></li>
<li><p>AP kids are 50% snobbish and 50% awesome</p></li>
<li><p>people will do pretty much anything for attention</p></li>
<li><p>it takes only a period's time for 3,300 people to find out that mary-ann did in fact get drunk and have sex with her bestfriend's prom date.</p></li>
<li><p>no matter what your health teacher says, half the people in your health class have had sex.</p></li>
<li><p>it doesn't matter how smart you are, it matters what you get on your report card.</p></li>
<li><p>. your guidence counselor doesn't really know your name..unless you're really smart/bug him a lot.</p></li>
<li><p>the person next to you in english class is probably cooler than you size them up to be.</p></li>
<li><p>make friends with the geeks. they know how to unblock myspace/facebook in computer class.</p></li>
<li><p>join all the clubs you can.</p></li>
<li><p>try everything. you want to take art, you take art. no one cares if you suck.</p></li>
<li><p>no one will remember what you wore on the first day of school.</p></li>
<li><p>you want to talk politics and religion at lunch? don't do it.</p></li>
<li><p>debate class?...don't do it</p></li>
<li><p>most of the cheerleaders aren't as hot as everyother teenage movie makes them out to be.</p></li>
<li><p>dont memorize your crush's schedule and follow him to class.</p></li>
<li><p>messenger bags = back pains</p></li>
<li><p>yes, your winter coat is too big for your locker.</p></li>
<li><p>you dont need to carry every single book you have all the time. this is why we have lockers.</p></li>
<li><p>only upperclassmen can paint their faces and bodies for football games, you cant.</p></li>
<li><p>if it looks too crowded, there is still probably room for you somewhere.</p></li>
<li><p>it doesn't matter if you say excuse me, that girl standing in the middle of the hallway still isn't going to move.</p></li>
<li><p>teachers probably know just as much as you do about weed and alcohol.</p></li>
<li><p>the only way to survive a tornado would be to be compeltely silent while facing the lockers because the tornado will totally hear you.</p></li>
<li><p>the most entertainging spot in the cafe? between the goth kids and senior football players.</p></li>
<li><p>want to get known fast? take pictures of yourself naked with your phone. (not me)</p></li>
<li><p>not up for english today? go to the nurse and tell them you need to lay down....for a half hour.</p></li>
<li><p>leaving fake secret love notes in your friends lockers is really fun.</p></li>
<li><p>"sorry we are late...i tripped"</p></li>
<li><p>you dont want to be that girl that hangs out with all the younger kids....it's weird.</p></li>
<li><p>make friends with everyone who is rich and having a sweet sixteen party.</p></li>
<li><p>dont dress like a ****. you'll get weird looks from teachers.</p></li>
<li><p>dont skip gym..get over yourself...you need gym to graduate.</p></li>
<li><p>if you go drunk to football games you will get caught.</p></li>
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<p>69...football games. go to them. people go to them.</p>
<ol>
<li><p>honestly, 80% of the guys that talk to you want to hook up.</p></li>
<li><p>alcohol could force you to have hook up with your best friends boyfriend.</p></li>
<li><p>wearing sunglasses on your head in class is *ing weird.</p></li>
<li><p>you can feel completely prepared for a test...and then fail.</p></li>
<li><p>there will always be that annoying kid who can get hours of homework done in time to go to bed at a decent hour while you're up at 3:00 am finishing a 5-page paper.</p></li>
<li><p>it is possible to fall up the stairs.</p></li>
<li><p>half the time you bring your textbooks, you don't need them.</p></li>
<li><p>no one really does senior pranks that are actually good.</p></li>
<li><p>no one cares who you were in middle school- so what if you were the 8th grade cheerleading captain? no one gives a sh,it.</p></li>
<li><p>the best way to budge in the lunch line is so put everything you own in your book bag and use it to keep everyone at a distance from you</p></li>
<li><p>the coffee they serve in the cafeteria in the morning tastes like ass</p></li>
<li><p>if you try hard enough you really can screw up your face during your id picture.</p></li>
<li><p>the swim team is a cult.</p></li>
<li><p>the freshmen really do get shorter every year.</p></li>
<li><p>giving extra credit to those who decided to come to school on senior skip day is *****.</p></li>
<li><p>people in the 70's had the absolute worst taste in floor and wall coloring.</p></li>
<li><p>it is not necessary to have 50 tampons in your school bag.</p></li>
<li><p>there is bound to be atleast one pregnant chick at your school...try not to stare.</p></li>
<li><p>dont wear heels to school....click click click</p></li>
<li><p>please wear a bra</p></li>
<li><p>that guy who sit's behind you is really nice- you should hook up with him</p></li>
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<p>add some.</p>