<p>I second irap3pillows...</p>
<p>You guys need to find a bridge to jump off of. Quickly!</p>
<p>LOL @ GoldShadow</p>
<p>Past my bedtime?
Woah! you best rewind
You can't even keep it in time
You think you're so leet
IVY boy you can't compete
By then end of this rap you be down at my feet
You needs to retreat
Before I beat you down to the ground
I'll take your ass to town</p>
<p>You say that you're poison?
Well I agree, I see you *<strong><em>in' up the whole community
But to bad for you I've got immunity
to your *</em></strong>, your lines are unfit
I can take every bit and byte that is
you're not some kind of wiz
So just get out the biz
This ain't no pop quiz, this is the lyfe of a rap'a
I'm gonna cap ya remember dat son
Cause the fun has just begun
I'm never gonna stop
So don't try to cop....me out
I'll burn you without a doubt
You have no bedtime, I'll put you to sleep
Your words are small and weak like little Bo Peep</p>
<p>And that's what's up!</p>
<p>aight aight aight, calm down people, up next i need PAPA DOC...AND B-RABBIT</p>
<p>We were supposed to write raps for solubility rules in AP Chem. I'm so white, I wrote limericks instead. I am officially impressed by all of the rapping skill on this... interesting thread.</p>
<p>Everytime I try to rap, it comes out as a limerick. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm Irish. I can only rap when I'm really trashed. It's probably also somewhat due to the fact that I hate rap.</p>
<p>Black people and Asians are the best rappers cuz they have the right beat and body movement. Hey, did you guys see that Chappelle Show episode where some white guy tried to outrap some black kid from an LA ghetto??? Haha priceless.</p>
<p>yo yo yo i gotta big toe
im shiffle shoffle and all yall ill topple
parmasan, meatballs and spagetti yall aint retti
ill slap you wit confetti.
you cant stop da flow and i shut up all yall hoes</p>
<p>man wat eva im out
oh yeah, my toe had gout!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>you guys don't make any sense, its pretty funny.
Especially since most of you have 4.0's and 2390's.
Theres no point in battleing wankstas like bluejuels and zulinlaw,
If im not looking for beef, Ill just eat some coleslaw.</p>
<p>"Black people and Asians are the best rappers cuz they have the right beat and body movement. Hey, did you guys see that Chappelle Show episode where some white guy tried to outrap some black kid from an LA ghetto??? Haha priceless"</p>
<p>but asians look damn ridiculous when rapping.</p>
<p>
[quote]
but asians look damn ridiculous when rapping.
[/quote]
</p>
<p>chinese guy pwning black guy</p>
<p>This the most entertaining thread I have read so far lol...
Seriously, you guys aren't that bad...much better than me. </p>
<p>The jamerican girl who's freakin radical
Can dish out insults like something magical
No one ever thinks to mess with her
Her wrath is something to fear to incur
She's gained a rep
Is called bombastic
When in true life
She is merely defiant
She doesn't take crap or triflin' ways
If you can't handle that
Get the **** out tha way!!!</p>
<p>my LAME rap...l</p>
<p>anyone can look ridiculous rapping...look at my rap above...maybe I should stick with reggae. Anyway if you have talent, you have talent.</p>
<p>iwannatopcollege...excellent lyrics lol...I am cracking up...</p>
<p>You don't have to be black to freestyle well. That asian guy won 106 and park's freestyle friday a while ago. My school is mostly black, and a lot of the black guys SUCK at freestyling, while the "gansta" white guys are usually pretty good.</p>
<p>THANK you princess. im tired of the stereotypes. anywayz...how do u quote on here?</p>
<p>hey all you rap fans out there, wanna here the worst rap song of all time? download, "ya'll aint ready" by Kevin Federline, britney spears husband</p>
<p>"im not your uncle im daddy steppin back.... back then they call me kfed but you can call me daddy instead.... i know that yall all gonna hate on teh style we create straight 2008"</p>
<p>i think we need this for mine...
</a></p>
<p>Uhhh
and they say Chi-City can save us
Cot Damn ! yall dont know what beef is
Bring it
</p>
<p>Uhhh..holding my raps,
Like a Gangsta blasting his GAT,
Ima aim fo you head
RAT-A-TAT-TAT
Im extolling virtue ever GOLDEN tho my soul turn BLACK
My words gon fit stick to yo head like a NEW ERA CAP<em>1 (fittd up !)
Now whos afraid of the BIG OLD BAT (man ! )
Its time to POISON this IVY
Check it, see even if BLIND my SIGHT rhymes better than you THREE ! (oh sh</em>*t)</p>
<p>Yall m****<em>*as think your good, got me in a MURKING ass mood,
Even if all yall don a XXL sweatshirt you couldnt be in the HOOD
Ahem
ahem
excuse me, just need to hurl fresh invective,
I just wanted to REJECT you like a COLLEGE thats SELECTIVE,
Now its time to take on all the individuals,
Dont bother replying cuz your return fire is MINIMAL (get low muhf</em>*ckas)</p>
<p>I hate it when I have to beat on a fellow CANADIAN,
But your WACK ASS rhymes got my LEXICON LUGER sprayin
You say youre that FIRE ? **<strong><em>, that gets old,
If you comin straight outta CANADA you comin from the COLD
Tha girls dont perspire homie, why you gotta be LYIN ?
You so UGLY that the sweat is actually the girls who be CRYIN
You glow like the OLYMPIC flame alright
like the one in Montreals OLYMPIC STADIUM,</em>2
For you, I dont need my GAT, my SUPER SOAKER dissolves-you-like-RADIUM*3
Speaking bout Olympics, the only ones you win are labeled SPECIAL
Even with your able body, You couldnt even MEDAL,
You talk about givin black eyelids, Ill have to scare ya,
This aint NEXT TOP MODEL b</strong>tch, put away the MASCARA
Damn right Im 500 pounds, thats a whole lotta of QUID,*4
Like Billie Jean, Michael Jacksons like you cant play wit dis KID</p>
<p>Evil Asian Dictator, you think you on some KIM JONG sh<strong>t
But your aims is like NORTH KOREAS nukes, they aint LEGIT,
Better watch the FALLOUT, boy, cuz SUGAR youre GOIN DOWN SWINGING
Like the Cubbies you could be in the game 100 years and not be winnin,
You aint BRUCE LEE, you aint even a fighter,
If Em had to lend you his skill then all you are is a BITER,
Im RODIN crafted, </strong><em>, like a deep THINKER
Ive got you on my ROD hook, line, and sinker (day-um ! thats some twisted *</em><em>)
You dont want BEEF youre just a VEGETARIAN,
So SCARED of P</em>SSY you chose a CAESAEREAN
Last time you got any, was when you was in yo MAMAs OVARIAN,<em>5
Sorry if I had to burst your BUBBLE
But true players dont need to post about their WHITE GUY troubles</em>6</p>
<p>Now gimme that beat fool its a FULL TIME JACK MOVE,
ZULINLAW, I havent forgotten about you,
Dont try to step, me and you, we aint even ADJACENT,
You couldnt be an UNDERGROUND rapper even if we battled in a BASEMENT (sinking faster ! )
You think you stand on the issues, I split you easily like a DICHOTOMY,
Verbal missile minstrel splitting your head like a LOBOTOMY
Im almost done, completed my TRIFECTA
Savin you for the LAST COURSE like HANNIBAL LECTOR,
See, this is my MISSION, its a BAN ZULIN PETITION,
Your wack rhymes dont need a second RENDITION
Financial aid ? I **** on this PEONs TUITION (chi-town fo three !)
You handle lines like you handle HOT CHICKs, you DROPem like LEAD,
You eat TUSH to beat around the BUSH instead,
Spill on AISLE ZULINLAW ! Get this ***** MOPPED,
I used 14 lines to BURY you 6-FEET DEEP, thats how you got DROPPED (get a pill ! this flow is sick ! )</p>
<p>That was fun its all lyrics guys I have nothing against all three of you, just thought Id try this. Feel free to flip some verses if you can.</p>
<p>Footnotes: 1) NEW ERA is the brand that makes those balla caps you see rappers wear.
2) Montreals Olympic Stadium is falling into disrepair; seen as one of the follies of the Montreal Olympics.
3) Radium easily dissolves when it comes into contact with water.
4) Quid another name for British pounds.
5) No offense to the Mamas; just lyrics son, just lyrics
6) Evil Asian Dictator started a thread about Asian girls and white guys.
See it here <a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=140561%5B/url%5D">http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=140561</a></p>
<p>i think we need this for mine...
</a></p>
<p>Uhhh
and they say Chi-City can save us
Cot Damn ! yall dont know what beef is
Bring it
</p>
<p>Uhhh..holding my raps,
Like a Gangsta blasting his GAT,
Ima aim fo you head
RAT-A-TAT-TAT
Im extolling virtue ever GOLDEN tho my soul turn BLACK
My words gon fit stick to yo head like a NEW ERA CAP<em>1 (fittd up !)
Now whos afraid of the BIG OLD BAT (man ! )
Its time to POISON this IVY
Check it, see even if BLIND my SIGHT rhymes better than you THREE ! (oh sh</em>*t)</p>
<p>Yall m****<em>*as think your good, got me in a MURKING ass mood,
Even if all yall don a XXL sweatshirt you couldnt be in the HOOD
Ahem
ahem
excuse me, just need to hurl fresh invective,
I just wanted to REJECT you like a COLLEGE thats SELECTIVE,
Now its time to take on all the individuals,
Dont bother replying cuz your return fire is MINIMAL (get low muhf</em>*ckas)</p>
<p>I hate it when I have to beat on a fellow CANADIAN,
But your WACK ASS rhymes got my LEXICON LUGER sprayin
You say youre that FIRE ? S<strong>t, that gets old,
If you comin straight outta CANADA you comin from the COLD
Tha girls dont perspire homie, why you gotta be LYIN ?
You so UGLY that the sweat is actually the girls who be CRYIN
You glow like the OLYMPIC flame alright
like the one in Montreals OLYMPIC STADIUM,<em>2
For you, I dont need my GAT, my SUPER SOAKER dissolves-you-like-RADIUM</em>3
Speaking bout Olympics, the only ones you win are labeled SPECIAL
Even with your able body, You couldnt even MEDAL,
You talk about givin black eyelids, Ill have to scare ya,
This aint NEXT TOP MODEL b</strong><em>ch, put away the MASCARA
Damn right Im 500 pounds, thats a whole lotta of QUID,</em>4
Like Billie Jean, Michael Jacksons like you cant play wit dis KID</p>
<p>Evil Asian Dictator, you think you on some KIM JONG sh<strong>t
But your aims is like NORTH KOREAS nukes, they aint LEGIT,
Better watch the FALLOUT, boy, cuz SUGAR youre GOIN DOWN SWINGING
Like the Cubbies you could be in the game 100 years and not be winnin,
You aint BRUCE LEE, you aint even a fighter,
If Em had to lend you his skill then all you is just a BITER,
Spill gasoline on your ass and torch you wit' a ZIPPO LIGHTER
Im RODIN crafted, </strong><em>, like a deep THINKER
Ive got you on my ROD hook, line, and sinker (day-um ! thats some twisted *</em><em>)
You dont want BEEF youre just a VEGETARIAN,
So SCARED of P</em>SSY you chose a CAESAEREAN
Last time you got any, was when you was in yo MAMAs OVARIAN,<em>5
Sorry if I had to burst your BUBBLE
But true players dont need to post about their WHITE GUY troubles</em>6</p>
<p>Now gimme that beat fool its a FULL TIME JACK MOVE,
ZULINLAW, I havent forgotten about you,
Dont try to step, me and you, we aint even ADJACENT,
You couldnt be an UNDERGROUND rapper even if we battled in a BASEMENT (sinking faster ! )
You think you stand on the issues, I split you easily like a DICHOTOMY,
Verbal missile minstrel splitting your head like a LOBOTOMY
Im almost done, completed my TRIFECTA
Savin you for the LAST COURSE like HANNIBAL LECTOR,
See, this is my MISSION, its a BAN ZULIN PETITION,
Your wack rhymes dont need a second RENDITION
Financial aid ? I **** on this PEONs TUITION (chi-town fo three !)
You handle lines like you handle HOT CHICKs, you DROPem like LEAD,
You eat TUSH to beat around the BUSH instead,
Spill on AISLE ZULINLAW ! Get this s**t MOPPED,
I used 14 lines to BURY you 6-FEET DEEP, thats how you got DROPPED (get a pill ! this flow is sick ! )</p>
<p>That was fun its all lyrics guys I have nothing against all three of you, just thought Id try this. Feel free to flip some verses if you can.</p>
<p>Footnotes: 1) NEW ERA is the brand that makes those balla caps you see rappers wear.
2) Montreals Olympic Stadium is falling into disrepair; seen as one of the follies of the Montreal Olympics.
3) Radium easily dissolves when it comes into contact with water.
4) Quid another name for British pounds.
5) No offense to the Mamas; just lyrics son, just lyrics
6) Evil Asian Dictator started a thread about Asian girls and white guys.
See it here <a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=140561%5B/url%5D">http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=140561</a></p>
<p>bump dat in yo' stereo !</p>
<p>^haha, that was great, man.
props</p>
<p>If I can find the correct bass/drum set ensemble somewhere, post #37 would sound good. It is already forming...
That said, xChi_TowNx knows what he is doing, for he has done an exceptional job.</p>