HSL Questionnaire (edn. 4)

Splonk · September 7, 2010, 3:50pm

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Edition Four - September 7, 2010

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Edition Three: unavailable.

In the last edition we asked you, the people who fill this out, to come up with the questions for this edition. The bad news: the thread is no longer available and only certain questions could be remembered. If you want the question you put in edn. 3 in the next edition, please include it as question 22! Remember that this questionnaire is made for fun, and no one is obligated to fill it out or answer a question they are uncomfortable with. Edition five will come out on October 5, 2010.

1. What is your favorite sandwich?

2. How many times has your PM box been full?

3. If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?

4. Are you good with your hands?

5. Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?
1) Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
2) Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
3) Getting picked last for a team

6. If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?

7. Is the glass half empty of half full?

8. Can you say "Irish wrist watch" without stumbling?

9. You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?

10. Don't bother answering this question?

11. Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?

12. What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.

13. You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?

Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why? a) Safety scissors b) A chinese take out box c) A door key

15. Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^

16. Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?

17. Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:
- orange salamander
- couch potato
- mashed potatoes
- charlie horse

18. Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?

19. What is your favorite quote?

20. Why did you fill out this survey?

21. What question should we not include in the next survey?

22. --

Wartsandall · September 7, 2010, 4:13pm

** 1. What is your favorite sandwich? **

I’ll go with peanut butter and jelly.

** 2. How many times has your PM box been full? **

Maybe once or twice

** 3. If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to? **

I’m not sure. I’d probably alternate it to something unique though.

** 4. Are you good with your hands? **

If you’re insinuating whether or not I’m sufficient at fixing furniture, decks, and other aspects that require hard labor, then no, I’m not.

** 5. Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
Getting picked last for a team **

If the first two were solely in front of my friends, then #3

** 6. If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say? **

That’s difficult. Can I attach more than one sticker?

** 7. Is the glass half empty of half full? **

Haha, it depends on my mood. I might as well be optimistic in saying that it’s half full though.

** 8. Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling? **

If I state it slowly

** 9. You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this? **

I’d probably refrain from purchasing it.

** 10. Don’t bother answering this question? **

I want to though!

** 11. Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why? **

Is neither an option?

** 12. What is the last movie you saw? Critique it. **

I believe that the last movie that I saw was “Inception.” It was intriguing.

** 13. You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do? **

Walk away

** 14. Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key **

Option B (mainly because I could use it to capture small bugs or other food that I would be obligated to consume)

** 15. Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^ **

^_^/I suppose not

** 16. Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter? **

No, unfortunately I don’t.

** 17. Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:

orange salamander
couch potato
mashed potatoes
charlie horse **

Charlie horse, who was also identified as “orange salamander,” was a couch potato who was fond of mashed potatoes.

** 18. Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it? **

I’m not sure/I’d rather not answer that

** 19. What is your favorite quote? **

I don’t have one.

** 20. Why did you fill out this survey? **

I’m somewhat obligated to, seeing as how I formulated some of the questions.

** 21. What question should we not include in the next survey? **

Questions that go against the terms of service

If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?

tb0mb93 · September 7, 2010, 4:36pm

<ol>
<li>Its gotta have mayo, onion, and cucumber in it. Whatever meat </li>
<li>Never</li>
<li>I’d make it my greek/baptismal name, Chrysostomos. =O I like it</li>
<li>Hehe, sure</li>
<li>Rick Astley song, bar far</li>
<li>No idea. Do they make college bumper stickers?</li>
<li>Half full</li>
<li>Only after a couple times. Irish rish wash</li>
<li>Curse back lol</li>
<li></li>
<li>Paris. She seems more fun/funnier</li>
<li>Stand By Me. Obviously amazing</li>
<li>Check her out?</li>
<li>Scissors to cut my way through O_o</li>
<li>I like all emoticons or whatever they’re called >_></li>
<li>NO! I dont know how to do anything on this lol</li>
<li>My charlie horse liked to eat mashed potatoes more than my orange salamander. I was such a couch potato that I would never get up to feed either of them. They died</li>
<li>NYC! love it</li>
<li>I dont have one, boo</li>
<li>I’m extremely bored waiting to go out</li>
<li>n/a</li>
<li>I’m bad at this</li>
</ol>

AnythingToSay · September 7, 2010, 6:12pm

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
**Salami, ham, roast or corned beef, provolone cheese, and lettuce, all toasted. Yum :3. **</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
**Um, like, ever because I’m so POPular. **</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
**Ishmael. **</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
Depends on what you mean ;). Like drawing, I’m okay but sculpting, I’m REALLY horrible at. My hands always start shaking and then I spaz out and ruin it >:c</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?
1) Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
2) Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
3) Getting picked last for a team</li>
<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
Columbia/MIT/Rice/Carleton Class of 2017</li>
<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?
**Half Full, boyo. **</li>
<li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
**Why yes, yes I can. **</li>
<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
**“Can I buy him?” **</li>
<li>Don’t bother answering this question?
Alright.</li>
<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Paris Hilton since she’s dumb and rich.</li>
<li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
**Ratatouille (it’s on now). I want food because of it. **</li>
<li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
**Admire them from afar.
**</li>
<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key</li>
<li>Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^________^
**I like the -__________- face. </li>
<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
Of course I do, and guess.</li>
<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:
** The sky had the appearance of mashed potatoes as thunder started to grumble, like a couch potato whose belly is screaming “Feed me!” because the couch potato is too lazy to get up for food, as an orange salamander was walking down a dark alley (because that’s where creepy stuff happen) when he suddenly suffers from a charlie horse. “Not so fast!” someone says. What happens next is for YOU, my fabulous reader, to decide.</li>
<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
**I live in the burbz. I hate it. I either want a huge city or a small town. **</li>
<li>What is your favorite quote?
**I want to say a meme, but I decided not to. So, “If you’re not a liberal at 20, you have no heart, and if you’re not a conservative at 40, you have no head.” **</li>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?
**I was bored. **</li>
<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?
**This question. **</li>
<li>–What college would you like to see personified?</li>
</ol>

morgan27 · September 7, 2010, 6:50pm

it’s the first day of school and i’m a;ready procrastinating… woooo hehe. here goes…

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
Paninis with turkey, cheese, and tomato</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
Never? haha</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
Anna Soleil </li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
Noo, i play feet sports!</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
Getting picked last for a team
2 definitely</li>
<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
Life is a highway</li>
<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?
Half full</li>
<li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
Nope! haha</li>
<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Gasp and giggle nervously.</li>
<li>Don’t bother answering this question?</li>
<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Paris - I have a friend who swears she’s really intelligent…</li>
<li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
The back-up plan. Pretty standard chick flick.</li>
<li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
Smile. </li>
<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key
B. Unlimited supply…</li>
<li>Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^
Haha, I still don’t know what that means…</li>
<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
Like html? Nope. </li>
<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
<li>orange salamander</li>
<li>couch potato</li>
<li>mashed potatoes</li>
<li>charlie horse
Once upon a time, I tripped on an orange salamander and got a charlie horse, so I was a couch potato and ate mashed potatoes all day until I felt better. (One sentence)</li>
<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
Outside a city, but not yet in the suburbs. It’s perfect :)</li>
<li>What is your favorite quote?
A long Mother Teresa one I don’t want to google. </li>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?
I had nothing less productive to do… Haha.</li>
<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?</li>
<li>–</li>
</ol>

mrzacharius · September 7, 2010, 7:00pm

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
Turkey and provologne on white.</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
None</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
Xavier or Braedan</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
Yes ;)</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
3) Getting picked last for a team</li>
<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
My parents did NOT buy this car for me.</li>
<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?
Half full</li>
<li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
No, lisp</li>
<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Laugh, or curse back</li>
<li>Don’t bother answering this question?</li>
<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Lindsey Lohan, she has had a more successful career, in the past.</li>
<li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
Inception, amazing 11/10</li>
<li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
Get their attention, make eye contact.</li>
<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors Weapon
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key</li>
<li>Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^
It looks better when it’s longer…umm…that sounded wrong.</li>
<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
Yes, black.</li>
<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
<li>orange salamander</li>
<li>couch potato</li>
<li>mashed potatoes</li>
<li>charlie horse
The couch potato was lying around. He found an orange salamander in his mashed potatoes. He tried to run from it, but bumped his thigh on the table, resulting in a charlie horse.</li>
<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
Suburban, my parents bought a house here. I like it, but I prefer the hustle and bustle of the city.</li>
<li>What is your favorite quote?
Backcheck, forecheck, paycheck.</li>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?
Boredom</li>
<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?
This one</li>
</ol>

SandwichGirl · September 7, 2010, 7:04pm

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
I’ll go with ham and cheese.</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
Zippo.</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
7ofHearts</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
You don’t even know.</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
Getting picked last for a team</li>
</ol>

Probably 3.
6. If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
“Hit me”.
7. Is the glass half empty of half full?
Half full.
8. Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
Just did it.
9. You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Enslave the parrot.
10. Don’t bother answering this question?
Too bad.
11. Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Paris Hilton. She’s hotter.
12. What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
Valkyrie - I hated it.
13. You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
Enslave her.
14. Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key
B. Nomnomnomnomnomnom.
15. Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^
Yes and yes.
16. Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
Nope.
17. Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:

orange salamander
couch potato
mashed potatoes
charlie horse
The couch potato ate mashed potatoes while watching an orange salamander charlie horse a chink. Kid Cudi’s new song is pretty dope. When is Lil Wayne getting out of jail?

Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
The Burbs. I live in the suburbs because that’s where my family chose to start a family. I love it.
What is your favorite quote?
“Don’t follow your dream; lead them”.
Why did you fill out this survey?
I got time before I stop global warming.
What question should we not include in the next survey?
How’s your sex life?
What’s your sign…ladies?

SLightManifesto · September 7, 2010, 7:14pm

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
Gotta go with a nice turkey sandwich.</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
Never!</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
StreetlightManifesto assuming you get to take away the max characters.</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
Very solid.</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?
1) Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
2) Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
3) Getting picked last for a team</li>
<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
If you can read this, you are driving too close.</li>
<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?
Half empty for sure.</li>
<li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
Yes.</li>
<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Walk away. Boring, I know.</li>
<li>Don’t bother answering this question?
Screw you.</li>
<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Paris Hilton b/c she’s actually decently hot.</li>
<li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
I don’t watch movies so I can’t remember. Might’ve been This is Spinal Tap and it was very funny.</li>
<li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
Probably just look but not stare.</li>
<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors - Other two are useless as hell.
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key</li>
<li>Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^
Hate that smiley, hate the long smiley more.</li>
<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
I’ll give it a shot.</li>
<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
<li>orange salamander</li>
<li>couch potato</li>
<li>mashed potatoes</li>
<li>charlie horse
A couch potato found an orange salamander next to his couch. This was no ordinary salamander though - it was a huge salamander. It proceeded to give the couch potato a charlie horse, which made the couch potato hungry so he ate some mashed potatoes.</li>
<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
Suburb - Love it…it’s just a perfect size, not in the city but not far enough that I can’t day trip.</li>
<li>What is your favorite quote?
Hmm…“Nothing will be broken if your house is made of stone, but you know, as I do, it will never be a home.” - Tomas Kalnoky</li>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?
Procrastinate homework.</li>
<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?

everary · September 7, 2010, 7:14pm

I don’t really understand why you all would bother putting time into this to entertain us but anyways

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
Like above poster, a panini: grilled vegetables are my favorite. Generally I like anything but mustard. Tuna and cheese, especially.</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
Getting picked last for a team</li>
</ol>

None are embarrassing, and I’ve done all three of these. Except for having to dance to a Rick Astley song (what do you mean ‘a Rick Astley song’? No one knows any of his songs except ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’).

<ol>
<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
Now: ‘you just lost the game’
In 10 years: ‘proud alumni of X University’
In 20 years: ‘my non-honor roll kid can beat up your honor kid’ (though he/she will actually be in honor roll)</li>
<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?
It is half empty of half full.</li>
<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
I’d be confused and want to run away. Not because of the swearing, but why would I be in a pet shop?</li>
<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?

<h1>10 was the best question I’ve ever seen in the HSL surveys.</h1></li>
<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key</li>
</ol>

Why would anyone pick c? I don’t understand.

<ol>
<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
STEELBLUELULZ</li>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?
FORTHELULZ</li>
<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?
This or that questions. There’s a thread for them.</li>
<li>Describe the last dream you remember.</li>
</ol>

emorylegacy · September 7, 2010, 7:15pm

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
Turkey sub with mayonnaise, mustard, black olives, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese. Pretty tame. I’m not a huge sandwich person.</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
Psh I’ve gotten like 4.</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
My middle name (Rebecca)</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
heheh oh yeah baby</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
Getting picked last for a team
I actually dance a lot around the school (like in the hallways), so I guess the last one.</li>
<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
COEXIST</li>
<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?
full!</li>
<li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
nope, Just tried it.</li>
<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Laugh</li>
<li>Don’t bother answering this question?
Yes sir</li>
<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Ummm Paris Hilton because she hasn’t been to rehab? IDK</li>
<li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
Rewatched 500 days of summer. I liked it. I hated Summer.</li>
<li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
“Mmm baby”</li>
<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key
A. Better than effing cardboard or a useless key.</li>
<li>Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^________^
I like both. The last one makes me feel jolly ^__________^</li>
<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
Ummmm idk ■■■. I had no idea this was a BBcode board, lawls I used to be all up on BBcode message boards in middle school</li>
<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
<li>orange salamander</li>
<li>couch potato</li>
<li>mashed potatoes</li>
<li>charlie horse
When I was picking up the boiled potatoes for my mashed potatoes, I experienced a charlie horse. My brother, a couch potato who was too busy watching TV, did not help me. The potatoes fell upon the floor, instantly eaten by my orange salamander. </li>
<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
Suburbs. I hate it, considering I used to live in a city. Too lame</li>
<li>What is your favorite quote?
“Cheese”</li>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?
Procrastination tool</li>
<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?
Who would you rather have sex with, Hitler or Stalin?</li>
<li>–</li>
</ol>

reginaphalange · September 7, 2010, 7:41pm

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jelly</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
Zero</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
Regina Phalange</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
Yes</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
2) Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
Getting picked last for a team</li>
<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
“Won’t brake for Yankee fans”</li>
<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?
Half full</li>
<li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
Yes</li>
<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Laugh</li>
<li>Don’t bother answering this question?</li>
<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Lindsay Lohan, because The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday are two of my favorite movies.</li>
<li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
In theaters? Dear John. It was stupid.</li>
<li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
Smile at them if they look my way</li>
<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box – this, if it has Chinese food in it
c) A door key</li>
<li>Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^
No and yes</li>
<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
I think so</li>
<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
<li>orange salamander</li>
<li>couch potato</li>
<li>mashed potatoes</li>
<li>charlie horse
The orange salamander got a charlie horse because he was a couch potato who sat there eating mashed potatoes all day. Etc, etc.</li>
<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
Suburban. I like it.</li>
<li>What is your favorite quote?
It’s better to burn out than to fade away.</li>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?
I’m bored</li>
<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?</li>
<li>–</li>
</ol>

MosbyMarion · September 7, 2010, 8:27pm

1. What is your favorite sandwich?

Roast beef, ham, turkey, cheddar and provolone cheese, bacon, tomato, mustard, and oregano on a hoagie roll.

2. How many times has your PM box been full?

Never on this site.

3. If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?

At the moment I’m liking AlternateDoesNotMeanChange.

4. Are you good with your hands?

What does that mean? I’m no craftsman, but I tend to be able to figure out how to do things.

5. Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
Getting picked last for a team

<h1>1. #2 I could work some actual cleverness into, and #3 is the ideal situation. The more underestimated you are, the more dangerous you are.</h1>

6. If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?

Ooh, tough… There’s a lot of good ones out there and I never remember them for more then 10 minutes.

7. Is the glass half empty of half full?

Neither, the glass is over-engineered.

8. Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?

I don’t stumble, but I don’t say it right, either…

9. You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?

Grin silently.

10. Don’t bother answering this question?

As you wish.

11. Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?

I know and care extremely little about both, but due to the fact that she is wearing more clothes in the top google results for her, I will go with Lindsay Lohan.

12. What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.

Hmm… Believe it or not, the last movie I saw was [I’d</a> Climb the Highest Mountain](<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I’d_Climb_the_Highest_Mountain]I’d”>I'd Climb the Highest Mountain - Wikipedia) and I thought it was fairly good. Don’t laugh.

Ok, laugh.

13. You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?

Make a mental note that there is an attractive person 10 feet away from me.

14. Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key

Is the door key to a nearby building? If not, I’d still take it.

15. Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^

No and yes.

16. Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?

Yes, I do. and my new favorite is this

17. Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:

orange salamander
couch potato
mashed potatoes
charlie horse

18. Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?

I live in the country, though I’ve also lived in the suburbs. I like it a LOT.

19. What is your favorite quote?

“I see no reason for believing that one accident should be able to give me a correct account of all the other accidents.” --C. S. Lewis

20. Why did you fill out this survey?

Mostly because I wanted to say something besides the two choices for #7.

21. What question should we not include in the next survey?

This one.

22. –

BTW, am I the only one who knows how to copy/paste color and formatting?

MosbyMarion · September 7, 2010, 8:34pm

Does this mean you would buy it otherwise?

MojoMolly · September 7, 2010, 8:45pm

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?</li>
</ol>

peanut butter and jelly on wheat

<ol>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?</li>
</ol>

never

<ol>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?</li>
</ol>

cinna elizabeth

<ol>
<li>Are you good with your hands?</li>
</ol>

yes.

<ol>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?</li>
</ol>

3) Getting picked last for a team

<ol>
<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?</li>
</ol>

keep a weather eye on the horizon. and hopefully said sticker would have a yummy picture of Orlando Bloom.

<ol>
<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?</li>
</ol>

the glass is there, and it has water in it.

<ol>
<li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?</li>
</ol>

YES!

<ol>
<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?</li>
</ol>

O.o
curses back

<ol>
<li>Don’t bother answering this question?</li>
</ol>

what if I want to?

<ol>
<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?</li>
</ol>

um. the correct spelling is lindsay, I believe. but neither! lindsay is trashy. paris is stuck up.

<ol>
<li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.</li>
</ol>

I re-watched Mrs. Doubtfire last night.
Robin Williams is amazing.

<ol>
<li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?</li>
</ol>

is this a mildly attractive person or orlando bloom?
for the former…smile, admire them from afar, or maybe introduce myself.
for the latter… either die, faint, or propose.

<ol>
<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?</li>
</ol>

honestly i’d rather not be in an african jungle to begin with. but maybe scissors.
i can pretend to defend myself with then and make paper dolls out of leaves.

<ol>
<li>Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^</li>
</ol>

i don’t mind any of these. except for “:P”
for some reason that one really bothers me.

<ol>
<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?</li>
</ol>

hm. no, I don’t.

<ol>
<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
<li>orange salamander</li>
<li>couch potato</li>
<li>mashed potatoes</li>
<li>charlie horse</li>
</ol>

One day, Charlie the Horse got an orange salamander cramp in his leg after eating mashed potatoes. Charlie the horse is a couch potato. I’m not a couch potato.

<ol>
<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?</li>
</ol>

the “city” part of our city is a suburb.
I hate it.

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite quote?</li>
</ol>

I have too many. Mostly from pirates of the caribbean.

<ol>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?</li>
</ol>

because I don’t feel like learning about enzymes at the moment.

<ol>
<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?</li>
</ol>

^this one

<ol>
<li>PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN ON STRANGER TIDES MAY 20, 2011!</li>
</ol>

AUGirl · September 7, 2010, 9:25pm

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
I love a subway club on whole wheat with pickles, mustard, and tomato. =)</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
Here? Never. Other places? Lots.</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
Steph.</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
Not really.</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?
3) Getting picked last for a team
(Who is Rick Atley?)</li>
<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
SDS Student Parking. Hah!</li>
<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?
Both!</li>
<li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
Yes. I even just said it aloud.</li>
<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Run away. I hate… ur strongly dislike animals.</li>
<li>Don’t bother answering this question?
Why?</li>
<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Seriously?</li>
<li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
Ummmmmmm Oh! The Time Traveler’s Wife. It was good I guess. =/ I love romance films, but this one was a little depressing.</li>
<li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
Try to avoid looking at them. Yes.</li>
<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
c) A door key, because presumably, this key leads to a door somewhere and you could use it as a knife. =)</li>
<li>Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^ I’ve never thought about it before, but now that I think about it, yes, it is.</li>
<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
Not on here. Though I could figure it out.</li>
<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items: I am a total couch potato and it often causes me to get a charlie horse, which is quite painful! While I sit on the couch, I like to watch TV and eat mashed potatoes and look after my pet orange salamander. Beat that! hah!</li>
<li>orange salamander</li>
<li>couch potato</li>
<li>mashed potatoes</li>
<li>charlie horse</li>
<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
The city. It’s convenient. I want to move up north though.</li>
<li>What is your favorite quote?
“To infinity and beyond!” No I don’t know. I have none.</li>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?
Because I’m a senior, I’m bored, and I’m putting off my homework.</li>
</ol>

<h2>21. What question should we not include in the next survey?</h2>

FallenAngel9 · September 7, 2010, 9:37pm

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?</li>
</ol>

One that tastes good. There are a lot of those.

<ol>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?</li>
</ol>

I never get PMs. ='(

<ol>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?</li>
</ol>

I’d sooner leave this site than change my name.

<ol>
<li>Are you good with your hands?</li>
</ol>

Depends on what type of “good with your hands” we are dealing with.

<ol>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
Getting picked last for a team</li>
</ol>

Number (3). I would love to do number (2).

<ol>
<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?</li>
</ol>

Let’s go clubbin’. (There would be a picture of a seal, for the lulz.)

<ol>
<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?</li>
</ol>

It’s a half a glass of water.

<ol>
<li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?</li>
</ol>

Probably. I’ll try later, I’m eating now.

<ol>
<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?</li>
</ol>

I laugh and teach it more curse words.

<ol>
<li>Don’t bother answering this question?</li>
</ol>

I really shouldn’t have.

<ol>
<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?</li>
</ol>

Where’s option C (none of the above)?

<ol>
<li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.</li>
</ol>

I don’t remember, so I’m just going to say my favorite movie (In Bruges) and say it was amazing; very comedic but very meaningful at the same time.

<ol>
<li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?</li>
</ol>

Tap that.

<ol>
<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key</li>
</ol>

A door key, because it’s shiny. Wait, scissors are too. Umm I’ll take the Chinese take-out box; I love Chinese food.

<ol>
<li>Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^</li>
</ol>

Yes and grrrrrrrr.

<ol>
<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?</li>
</ol>

There’s a random quotation mark in the middle of this question.

<ol>
<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
<li>orange salamander</li>
<li>couch potato</li>
<li>mashed potatoes</li>
<li>charlie horse</li>
</ol>

My friend sits at home with his pet orange salamander all day. They eat mashed potatoes on the couch, so we call them couch potatoes. All the sodium gives him many charlie horses.

<ol>
<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?</li>
</ol>

Suburbia. It’s meh.

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite quote?</li>
</ol>

“If you are about to embark upon a journey of revenge, dig two graves.” -Confucius

<ol>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?</li>
</ol>

Do I win something now?

<ol>
<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?</li>
</ol>

I’m going to ignore the “not” and say you should include a question about how long this took.

…Yes?

everary · September 7, 2010, 9:41pm

I don’t know if you’re the only one, but -I- don’t know so do tell? O_o

Splonk · September 7, 2010, 10:09pm

I think you are o.O I have no clue.

1. What is your favorite sandwich?
Some meat… turkey, ham, w/e with peperjack cheese I guess.

2. How many times has your PM box been full?
It’s full right now.

3. If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
Bethany, of course.

4. Are you good with your hands?
Absolutely!

**5. Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
Getting picked last for a team**

6. If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
I would never put a bumper sticker on my car.

7. Is the glass half empty of half full?
Both…

8. Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
Once, not twice.

9. You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Stare at it, confused, then wait to see if it talks again.

10. Don’t bother answering this question?

11. Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Sign me up for Paris Hilton’s My New BFF!

12. What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
Inception. I did not like it. It was boring, and I started falling asleep. At the end I understood the movie completely. However, it made no sense in so many places. How come, when the van was falling off a bridge in the second layer there was no gravity, but when it came to the third level, there was gravity and all was perfect? Lame. Not good. 4/10

13. You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
Nothing.

14. Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key
A door key.

15. Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^
I prefer ^.^ but sure. It can be annoying.

16. Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
Yes.

<ol>
<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
<li>orange salamander</li>
<li>couch potato</li>
<li>mashed potatoes</li>
<li>charlie horse
A couch potato saw an orange salamander outside. He wanted to go see it but he had a charlie horse. Instead, he did what he does best. He watched television and ate food, such as mashed potatoes.</li>
</ol>

18. Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it? Suburb. Sucks.

19. What is your favorite quote?
“We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it’s wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots.” – Louis CK

20. Why did you fill out this survey?
I have no clue. I have stuff I need to be doing at the moment -.-

Niiice · September 7, 2010, 10:20pm

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter </li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
Never</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
Anna</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
I guess…</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?
2</li>
<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
Idk one off the top if my head, but something funny</li>
<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?
Half full, duh</li>
<li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
If I say it slowly. </li>
<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Crack up laughing. Then say “bad bird -.-”</li>
<li>Don’t bother answering this question?
I bothered. </li>
<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Lindsey because I just rewatched the parent trap over the weekend… I loved that movie when I was younger. </li>
<li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
I just rented " the backup plan". It was okay, funny at times, but it seemed to drag on and on. </li>
<li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
Get eye contact. ( if it’s a guy… o.o ) </li>
<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle?
A door key, because it would be useful to carve stuff and use as a knife or something.</li>
<li>Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^
I don’t mind it, as long as people don’t use it excessively. </li>
<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
I think I know how, I just never try it. </li>
<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
<li>orange salamander</li>
<li>couch potato</li>
<li>mashed potatoes</li>
<li>charlie horse
The couch potato, Billy Bob,
is so annoying. He eats everything, from mashed potatoes to an orange salamander! I hope he gets a charlie horse from all his laziness. </li>
<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
I live in the country, just outside of a city. My dad loves living in the country. I wish I lived in the suburbs near the city. </li>
<li>What is your favorite quote?
This is hard.
" just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming"
-dori, finding nemo</li>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?
I was bored, and I like surveys. </li>
<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?
#10</li>
<li>–</li>
</ol>

NavyBlueNinja · September 7, 2010, 10:54pm

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
Chicken Caesar Salad sandwich from Panera, no onions</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
Never</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
Lily. I like the name Lily</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
Doing what with my hands? JKJKJK I’m not much of a crafty person</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
Getting picked last for a team
Having to dance to a Rick Astley song. I’m an awful dancer.</li>
<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
Hop aboard the crazy train</li>
<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?
lim-(glass->.5 capacity)=half full
lim+(glass->.5 capacity)=half empty
limit DNE, approaches different values from each side
THE GLASS IS NEITHER HALF EMPTY NOR HALF FULL</li>
<li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
Nope. I talk way too fast to say a normal phrase without stumbling, much less “Irish Wrist Watch”</li>
<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Curse back at it</li>
<li>Don’t bother answering this question?
Well, that was a statement, not a question. Get your grammar laws straight.</li>
<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Paris Hilton. Lindsay Lohan is a whiny b****. But Paris Hilton’s stupidity might get to me.</li>
<li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
Camp Rock 2: the Final Jam. Cheesy Disney Channel Movie. Doesn’t compare to HSM.</li>
<li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
HIDE!! Then I would yell at myself for hiding, work up the courage to walk near said person, and realize that they left 20 minutes ago.</li>
<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key
A door key. It’s the sharpest item. All of my wilderness survival surveys (I don’t know why we did these, I live in the middle of the suburbs in between two cities) from elementary school said that a knife was the most important item to have in the wilderness.</li>
<li>Do you like ^^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^___________^
OMG THOSE ARE SO ANNOYING!!</li>
<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
Nope! :)</li>
<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
<li>orange salamander</li>
<li>couch potato</li>
<li>mashed potatoes</li>
<li>charlie horse
One day, an orange salamander had a charlie horse. He needed some food to make it feel better. So he sat on some couch potato, turned him into mashed potatoes, and ate it.</li>
<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
Suburbs, right outside of a city. LOVE it. I love being in the middle of everything, where everything is big and busy and crazy.</li>
<li>What is your favorite quote?
But why is the rum gone?!</li>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?
I was boreddd.</li>
<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?
Favorite quote</li>
<li>–
I like cereal</li>
</ol>

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