HSL Questionnaire (edn. 4)

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<li><p>What is your favorite sandwich?
Turkey sub with mayonnaise, mustard, black olives, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese. Pretty tame. I’m not a huge sandwich person.</p></li>
<li><p>How many times has your PM box been full?
Psh I’ve gotten like 4.</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
My middle name (Rebecca)</p></li>
<li><p>Are you good with your hands?
heheh oh yeah baby</p></li>
<li><p>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

  1. Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
  2. Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
  3. Getting picked last for a team
    I actually dance a lot around the school (like in the hallways), so I guess the last one.</p></li>
    <li><p>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
    COEXIST</p></li>
    <li><p>Is the glass half empty of half full?
    full!</p></li>
    <li><p>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
    nope, Just tried it.</p></li>
    <li><p>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
    Laugh</p></li>
    <li><p>Don’t bother answering this question?
    Yes sir</p></li>
    <li><p>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
    Ummm Paris Hilton because she hasn’t been to rehab? IDK</p></li>
    <li><p>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
    Rewatched 500 days of summer. I liked it. I hated Summer.</p></li>
    <li><p>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
    “Mmm baby”</p></li>
    <li><p>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
    a) Safety scissors
    b) A chinese take out box
    c) A door key
    A. Better than effing cardboard or a useless key.</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em>________<strong><em>^
    I like both. The last one makes me feel jolly ^</em></strong>__________^</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
    Ummmm idk ■■■. I had no idea this was a BBcode board, lawls I used to be all up on BBcode message boards in middle school</p></li>
    <li><p>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</p></li>
    <li><p>orange salamander</p></li>
    <li><p>couch potato</p></li>
    <li><p>mashed potatoes</p></li>
    <li><p>charlie horse
    When I was picking up the boiled potatoes for my mashed potatoes, I experienced a charlie horse. My brother, a couch potato who was too busy watching TV, did not help me. The potatoes fell upon the floor, instantly eaten by my orange salamander. </p></li>
    <li><p>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
    Suburbs. I hate it, considering I used to live in a city. Too lame</p></li>
    <li><p>What is your favorite quote?
    “Cheese”</p></li>
    <li><p>Why did you fill out this survey?
    Procrastination tool</p></li>
    <li><p>What question should we not include in the next survey?
    Who would you rather have sex with, Hitler or Stalin?</p></li>
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