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<li><p>What is your favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jelly</p></li>
<li><p>How many times has your PM box been full?
Zero</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
Regina Phalange</p></li>
<li><p>Are you good with your hands?
Yes</p></li>
<li><p>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?
- Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
2) Having to dance to a Rick Astley song - Getting picked last for a team</p></li>
<li><p>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
“Won’t brake for Yankee fans”</p></li>
<li><p>Is the glass half empty of half full?
Half full</p></li>
<li><p>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
Yes</p></li>
<li><p>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Laugh</p></li>
<li><p>Don’t bother answering this question?</p></li>
<li><p>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Lindsay Lohan, because The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday are two of my favorite movies.</p></li>
<li><p>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
In theaters? Dear John. It was stupid.</p></li>
<li><p>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
Smile at them if they look my way</p></li>
<li><p>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box – this, if it has Chinese food in it
c) A door key</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em>___________^
No and yes</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
I think so</p></li>
<li><p>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</p></li>
<li><p>orange salamander</p></li>
<li><p>couch potato</p></li>
<li><p>mashed potatoes</p></li>
<li><p>charlie horse
The orange salamander got a charlie horse because he was a couch potato who sat there eating mashed potatoes all day. Etc, etc.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
Suburban. I like it.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your favorite quote?
It’s better to burn out than to fade away.</p></li>
<li><p>Why did you fill out this survey?
I’m bored</p></li>
<li><p>What question should we not include in the next survey?</p></li>
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