HSL Questionnaire (edn. 4)

<p>1. What is your favorite sandwich?</p>

<p>Roast beef, ham, turkey, cheddar and provolone cheese, bacon, tomato, mustard, and oregano on a hoagie roll.</p>

<p>2. How many times has your PM box been full?</p>

<p>Never on this site.</p>

<p>3. If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?</p>

<p>At the moment I’m liking AlternateDoesNotMeanChange.</p>

<p>4. Are you good with your hands?</p>

<p>What does that mean? I’m no craftsman, but I tend to be able to figure out how to do things.</p>

<p>5. Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

  1. Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
  2. Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
  3. Getting picked last for a team</p>

<h1>1. #2 I could work some actual cleverness into, and #3 is the ideal situation. The more underestimated you are, the more dangerous you are.</h1>

<p>6. If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?</p>

<p>Ooh, tough… There’s a lot of good ones out there and I never remember them for more then 10 minutes.</p>

<p>7. Is the glass half empty of half full?</p>

<p>Neither, the glass is over-engineered.</p>

<p>8. Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?</p>

<p>I don’t stumble, but I don’t say it right, either…</p>

<p>9. You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?</p>

<p>Grin silently.</p>

<p>10. Don’t bother answering this question?</p>

<p>As you wish.</p>

<p>11. Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?</p>

<p>I know and care extremely little about both, but due to the fact that she is wearing more clothes in the top google results for her, I will go with Lindsay Lohan.</p>

<p>12. What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.</p>

<p>Hmm… Believe it or not, the last movie I saw was [I’d&lt;/a&gt; Climb the Highest Mountain](<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I’d_Climb_the_Highest_Mountain]I’d”>I'd Climb the Highest Mountain - Wikipedia) and I thought it was fairly good. Don’t laugh.</p>

<p>Ok, laugh.</p>

<p>13. You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
</p>

<p>Make a mental note that there is an attractive person 10 feet away from me.</p>

<p>14. Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key</p>

<p>Is the door key to a nearby building? If not, I’d still take it.</p>

<p>15. Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em>___________^</p>

<p>No and yes.</p>

<p>16. Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?</p>

<p>Yes, I do. and my new favorite is this</p>

<p>17. Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:

  • orange salamander
  • couch potato
  • mashed potatoes
  • charlie horse</p>

<p>18. Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?</p>

<p>I live in the country, though I’ve also lived in the suburbs. I like it a LOT.</p>

<p>19. What is your favorite quote?</p>

<p>“I see no reason for believing that one accident should be able to give me a correct account of all the other accidents.” --C. S. Lewis</p>

<p>20. Why did you fill out this survey?</p>

<p>Mostly because I wanted to say something besides the two choices for #7.</p>

<p>21. What question should we not include in the next survey?</p>

<p>This one.</p>

<p>22. –</p>

<p>BTW, am I the only one who knows how to copy/paste color and formatting?</p>