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<li>What is your favorite sandwich?</li>
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<p>One that tastes good. There are a lot of those.</p>
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<li>How many times has your PM box been full?</li>
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<p>I never get PMs. ='(</p>
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<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?</li>
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<p>I’d sooner leave this site than change my name.</p>
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<li>Are you good with your hands?</li>
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<p>Depends on what type of “good with your hands” we are dealing with.</p>
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<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?
- Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
- Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
- Getting picked last for a team</li>
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<p>Number (3). I would love to do number (2).</p>
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<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?</li>
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<p>Let’s go clubbin’. (There would be a picture of a seal, for the lulz.)</p>
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<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?</li>
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<p>It’s a half a glass of water.</p>
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<li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?</li>
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<p>Probably. I’ll try later, I’m eating now.</p>
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<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?</li>
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<p>I laugh and teach it more curse words.</p>
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<li>Don’t bother answering this question?</li>
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<p>I really shouldn’t have.</p>
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<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?</li>
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<p>Where’s option C (none of the above)?</p>
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<li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.</li>
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<p>I don’t remember, so I’m just going to say my favorite movie (In Bruges) and say it was amazing; very comedic but very meaningful at the same time.</p>
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<li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?</li>
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<p>Tap that.</p>
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<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key</li>
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<p>A door key, because it’s shiny. Wait, scissors are too. Umm I’ll take the Chinese take-out box; I love Chinese food.</p>
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<li>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em>___________^</li>
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<p>Yes and grrrrrrrr.</p>
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<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?</li>
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<p>There’s a random quotation mark in the middle of this question.</p>
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<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
<li>orange salamander</li>
<li>couch potato</li>
<li>mashed potatoes</li>
<li>charlie horse</li>
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<p>My friend sits at home with his pet orange salamander all day. They eat mashed potatoes on the couch, so we call them couch potatoes. All the sodium gives him many charlie horses.</p>
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<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?</li>
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<p>Suburbia. It’s meh.</p>
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<li>What is your favorite quote?</li>
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<p>“If you are about to embark upon a journey of revenge, dig two graves.” -Confucius</p>
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<li>Why did you fill out this survey?</li>
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<p>Do I win something now?</p>
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<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?</li>
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<p>I’m going to ignore the “not” and say you should include a question about how long this took.</p>
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<li>– </li>
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<p>…Yes?</p>