HSL Questionnaire (edn. 4)

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<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
Tuna!!!1</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
Infinity times</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
ArtOfPine_26</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
No v_v</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

  1. Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
  2. Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
  3. Getting picked last for a team
  1. I would probably do it incorrectly</li>
    <li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
    The CCism Symbol</li>
    <li>Is the glass half empty of half full?
    It contains 5 fluid ounces</li>
    <li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
    the second time</li>
    <li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
    Dead Parrot Sketch</li>
    <li>Don’t bother answering this question?
    You’re not the boss of me?</li>
    <li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
    Lindsay Lohan - Mean Girls was awesomeeeee</li>
    <li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
    I think it was also Dinner for Schmucks, which was uncomfortable but still hilarious</li>
    <li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
    Vomit on them</li>
    <li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
    a) Safety scissors
    b) A chinese take out box
    c) A door key
    The scissors</li>
    <li>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em><strong><em>^
    no; just -</em>-, and I therefore despise o</strong>
    ____________^</li>
    <li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
    of course this one mwahaha</li>
    <li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
    <li>orange salamander</li>
    <li>couch potato</li>
    <li>mashed potatoes</li>
    <li>charlie horse
    The orange salamander was a couch potato who got a charlie horse from consuming too many mashed potatoes</li>
    <li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
    I used to live in the country, which I enjoyed, although being in the city now with a mall and tall buildings around is cool. I still wish there were open fields and forests though :/</li>
    <li>What is your favorite quote?
    “Hegel remarks somewhere that all facts and personages of great importance in world history occur, as it were, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as a tragedy, the second time as farce.” - Karl Marx</li>
    <li>Why did you fill out this survey?
    I made up two of the questions =D</li>
    <li>What question should we not include in the next survey?
    Are you a virgin</li>
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    +</li>
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