HSL Questionnaire (edn. 4)

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<li><p>What is your favorite sandwich?
A nice ham and cheese sammich.</p></li>
<li><p>How many times has your PM box been full?
No idea.</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
Evelyn</p></li>
<li><p>Are you good with your hands?
Not really.</p></li>
<li><p>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

  1. Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
    2) Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
  2. Getting picked last for a team</p></li>
    <li><p>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
    Procrastinating is the way to go!</p></li>
    <li><p>Is the glass half empty of half full?
    Half full.</p></li>
    <li><p>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
    Yes!</p></li>
    <li><p>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
    Give it the evil eye and then run along to the puppies section.</p></li>
    <li><p>Don’t bother answering this question?
    BUT I WANNA!</p></li>
    <li><p>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
    Neither. And I mean neither.</p></li>
    <li><p>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
    Despicable Me. LOVE IT! 5/5; 10/10.</p></li>
    <li><p>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
    Try to make eye contact. Oh yeah.</p></li>
    <li><p>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
    a) Safety scissors
    b) A chinese take out box
    c) A door key</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em><strong><em>^
    **I actually like “^^”. “^</em>^” is ugly, in my opinion. And yes, it is VERY annoying when people go like "^</strong>    ____^.“**</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you know how to enter colors?” What is your favorite color to enter?
    FFFFFF</p></li>
    <li><p>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</p></li>
    <li><p>orange salamander</p></li>
    <li><p>couch potato</p></li>
    <li><p>mashed potatoes</p></li>
    <li><p>charlie horse</p></li>
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<p>**Bob, the orange salamander, stumbled upon a couch potato who had a charlie horse. The couch potato offered him mashed potatoes in exchange for Bob calling the ambulance. Everything went better than expected.
**
18. Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
Suburban, because. I quite like it.</p>

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<li><p>What is your favorite quote?
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-”</p></li>
<li><p>Why did you fill out this survey?
Because I’m bored. And don’t want to do my homework.</p></li>
<li><p>What question should we not include in the next survey?
Question 18.</p></li>
<li><p>– Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?</p></li>
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