<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
I’ll go with ham and cheese.</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
Zippo.</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
7ofHearts</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
You don’t even know.</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?
- Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
- Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
- Getting picked last for a team</li>
</ol>
<p>Probably 3.
6. If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
“Hit me”.
7. Is the glass half empty of half full?
Half full.
8. Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
Just did it.
9. You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Enslave the parrot.
10. Don’t bother answering this question?
Too bad.
11. Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Paris Hilton. She’s hotter.
12. What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
Valkyrie - I hated it.
13. You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
Enslave her.
14. Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key
B. Nomnomnomnomnomnom.
15. Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em>___________^
Yes and yes.
16. Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
Nope.
17. Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:
- orange salamander
- couch potato
- mashed potatoes
- charlie horse
The couch potato ate mashed potatoes while watching an orange salamander charlie horse a chink. Kid Cudi’s new song is pretty dope. When is Lil Wayne getting out of jail?
- Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
The Burbs. I live in the suburbs because that’s where my family chose to start a family. I love it. - What is your favorite quote?
“Don’t follow your dream; lead them”. - Why did you fill out this survey?
I got time before I stop global warming. - What question should we not include in the next survey?
How’s your sex life? - What’s your sign…ladies?</p>