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<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
Gotta go with a nice turkey sandwich.</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
Never!</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
StreetlightManifesto assuming you get to take away the max characters.</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
Very solid.</li>
<li><p>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?
1) Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
2) Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
3) Getting picked last for a team</p></li>
<li><p>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
If you can read this, you are driving too close.</p></li>
<li><p>Is the glass half empty of half full?
Half empty for sure.</p></li>
<li><p>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
Yes.</p></li>
<li><p>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Walk away. Boring, I know.</p></li>
<li><p>Don’t bother answering this question?
Screw you.</p></li>
<li><p>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Paris Hilton b/c she’s actually decently hot.</p></li>
<li><p>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
I don’t watch movies so I can’t remember. Might’ve been This is Spinal Tap and it was very funny.</p></li>
<li><p>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
Probably just look but not stare.</p></li>
<li><p>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors - Other two are useless as hell.
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em>___________^
Hate that smiley, hate the long smiley more.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
I’ll give it a shot.</p></li>
<li><p>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</p></li>
<li><p>orange salamander</p></li>
<li><p>couch potato</p></li>
<li><p>mashed potatoes</p></li>
<li><p>charlie horse
A couch potato found an orange salamander next to his couch. This was no ordinary salamander though - it was a huge salamander. It proceeded to give the couch potato a charlie horse, which made the couch potato hungry so he ate some mashed potatoes.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
Suburb - Love it…it’s just a perfect size, not in the city but not far enough that I can’t day trip.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your favorite quote?
Hmm…“Nothing will be broken if your house is made of stone, but you know, as I do, it will never be a home.” - Tomas Kalnoky</p></li>
<li><p>Why did you fill out this survey?
Procrastinate homework.</p></li>
<li><p>What question should we not include in the next survey?</p>
<h1>21</h1></li>
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