HSL Questionnaire (edn. 4)

Pre-College Topics High School Life
9

<p>I don’t really understand why you all would bother putting time into this to entertain us but anyways</p>

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<li><p>What is your favorite sandwich?
Like above poster, a panini: grilled vegetables are my favorite. Generally I like anything but mustard. Tuna and cheese, especially.</p></li>
<li><p>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

  1. Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
  2. Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
  3. Getting picked last for a team</p></li>
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<p>None are embarrassing, and I’ve done all three of these. Except for <em>having</em> to dance to a Rick Astley song (what do you mean ‘a Rick Astley song’? No one knows any of his songs except ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’).</p>

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<li><p>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
Now: ‘you just lost the game’
In 10 years: ‘proud alumni of X University’
In 20 years: ‘my non-honor roll kid can beat up your honor kid’ (though he/she will actually be in honor roll)</p></li>
<li><p>Is the glass half empty of half full?
It is half empty of half full.</p></li>
<li><p>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
I’d be confused and want to run away. Not because of the swearing, but why would I be in a pet shop?</p></li>
<li><p>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?</p>

<h1>10 was the best question I’ve ever seen in the HSL surveys.</h1></li>
<li><p>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key</p></li>
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<p>Why would anyone pick c? I don’t understand.</p>

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<li><p>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
STEELBLUELULZ</p></li>
<li><p>Why did you fill out this survey?
FORTHELULZ</p></li>
<li><p>What question should we not include in the next survey?
This or that questions. There’s a thread for them.</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember.</p></li>
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