HSL Questionnaire (edn. 4)

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>LaTina’s Answers</p>

<p>1. What is your favorite sandwich? Monte Cristo.</p>

<p>2. How many times has your PM box been full? Twice.</p>

<p>3. If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to? hmm, I like the name Liezl, lol.</p>

<p>4. Are you good with your hands? Yes.</p>

<p>5. Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

  1. Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
  2. Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
  3. Getting picked last for a team Picked last for a team :(</p>

<p>6. If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say? I am quite a bad driver and I also happen to be an Asian female. That’s just too easy.</p>

<p>7. Is the glass half empty of half full? HALFZZ FULL!!!</p>

<p>8. Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling? Yes.</p>

<p>9. You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this? I’d probably lol. </p>

<p>10. Don’t bother answering this question? No, too bad.</p>

<p>11. Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why? Paris Hilton because she’ll probably spoil me</p>

<p>12. What is the last movie you saw? Critique it. Legally Blonde. It is a great movie. It never gets old!</p>

<p>13. You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do? Maybe try to talk to him ^_^</p>

<p>14. Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key
Door key. It must open something.</p>

<p>15. Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em>________<strong><em>^ I like making ^</em>^ and sometimes I do ^</strong><strong><em>^ to bother people. I think the faces are cute and jolly looking ^</em></strong>____________________________________^</p>

<p>16. Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter? lol obviously. I like this color the best.</p>

<p>17. Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:

  • orange salamander
  • couch potato
  • mashed potatoes
  • charlie horse</p>

<p>Once upon a time there was an orange salamander and he was sooo lazy, he became a couch potato. One time, a snake was hungry and he wanted mashed potatoes but there were no real potatoes, just a couch potato orange salamander. The snake tried to kill the orange salamander and mash it up into mashed potatoes, but the snake was so weak from hunger, he was only able to give the orange salamander a charlie horse.</p>

<p>18. Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it? Suburban are. Because my mom bought a house here. I love it.</p>

<p>19. What is your favorite quote? I don’t hate you because you’re fat. You’re fat because I hate you.</p>

<p>20. Why did you fill out this survey?
lol I’m bored. I also wanted to show off my bbc skillz
21. What question should we not include in the next survey? I didn’t like the stranded on an island question. lame</p>

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<p>If my intent was to purchase a parrot, then yes.</p>

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<p>I forgot about this! I might consider alternating mine to Yosef. At least it would be unique.</p>

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<p>Go to the top corner where it says “thread tools”. Click “show printable version”. Ta da! All the code already there in text form.</p>

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<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
Tuna!!!1</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
Infinity times</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
ArtOfPine_26</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
No v_v</li>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

  1. Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
  2. Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
  3. Getting picked last for a team
  1. I would probably do it incorrectly</li>
    <li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
    The CCism Symbol</li>
    <li>Is the glass half empty of half full?
    It contains 5 fluid ounces</li>
    <li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
    the second time</li>
    <li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
    Dead Parrot Sketch</li>
    <li>Don’t bother answering this question?
    You’re not the boss of me?</li>
    <li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
    Lindsay Lohan - Mean Girls was awesomeeeee</li>
    <li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
    I think it was also Dinner for Schmucks, which was uncomfortable but still hilarious</li>
    <li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
    Vomit on them</li>
    <li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
    a) Safety scissors
    b) A chinese take out box
    c) A door key
    The scissors</li>
    <li>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em><strong><em>^
    no; just -</em>-, and I therefore despise o</strong>    ____________^</li>
    <li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
    of course this one mwahaha</li>
    <li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
    <li>orange salamander</li>
    <li>couch potato</li>
    <li>mashed potatoes</li>
    <li>charlie horse
    The orange salamander was a couch potato who got a charlie horse from consuming too many mashed potatoes</li>
    <li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
    I used to live in the country, which I enjoyed, although being in the city now with a mall and tall buildings around is cool. I still wish there were open fields and forests though :/</li>
    <li>What is your favorite quote?
    “Hegel remarks somewhere that all facts and personages of great importance in world history occur, as it were, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as a tragedy, the second time as farce.” - Karl Marx</li>
    <li>Why did you fill out this survey?
    I made up two of the questions =D</li>
    <li>What question should we not include in the next survey?
    Are you a virgin</li>
    <li>–
    +</li>
    </ol>
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<ol>
<li><p>What is your favorite sandwich? Chunky peanut butter :D</p></li>
<li><p>How many times has your PM box been full? A few times once in a while</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to? IDK, that’s hard!</p></li>
<li><p>Are you good with your hands? Haha, not very</p></li>
<li><p>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

  1. Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
  2. Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
  3. Getting picked last for a team
    …1</p></li>
    <li><p>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say? “Salinger ftw”, I know, nerd much</p></li>
    <li><p>Is the glass half empty of half full? Half empty, because it was full then I drunk half of it </p></li>
    <li><p>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling? Hells yeah </p></li>
    <li><p>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this? Laugh at it</p></li>
    <li><p>Don’t bother answering this question?</p></li>
    <li><p>Who would you prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why? Lindsey, because I used to watch her movies</p></li>
    <li><p>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it. Some Jackie Chan movie, was mediocre</p></li>
    <li><p>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do? Stop and stare ;)</p></li>
    <li><p>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
    a) Safety scissors
    b) A chinese take out box
    c) A door key
    A or B</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em>___________^ Don’t mind</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter? This</p></li>
    <li><p>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</p></li>
    <li><p>orange salamander</p></li>
    <li><p>couch potato</p></li>
    <li><p>mashed potatoes</p></li>
    <li><p>charlie horse
    An orange salamander and couch potato were eating ramen noodles. Then Charlie horse came along. He abducted the couch potato and turned him into mashed potatoes.</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
    City, but not a really big one</p></li>
    <li><p>What is your favorite quote?
    It’s from Ramona the Brave, can’t be bothered quoting it</p></li>
    <li><p>Why did you fill out this survey? Boredom from school project</p></li>
    <li><p>What question should we not include in the next survey?
    Anything sexual, it’s awkward</p></li>
    <li><p>–
    Blah.</p></li>
    </ol>
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<ol>
<li><p>What is your favorite sandwich?
A nice ham and cheese sammich.</p></li>
<li><p>How many times has your PM box been full?
No idea.</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
Evelyn</p></li>
<li><p>Are you good with your hands?
Not really.</p></li>
<li><p>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

  1. Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
    2) Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
  2. Getting picked last for a team</p></li>
    <li><p>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
    Procrastinating is the way to go!</p></li>
    <li><p>Is the glass half empty of half full?
    Half full.</p></li>
    <li><p>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
    Yes!</p></li>
    <li><p>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
    Give it the evil eye and then run along to the puppies section.</p></li>
    <li><p>Don’t bother answering this question?
    BUT I WANNA!</p></li>
    <li><p>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
    Neither. And I mean neither.</p></li>
    <li><p>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
    Despicable Me. LOVE IT! 5/5; 10/10.</p></li>
    <li><p>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
    Try to make eye contact. Oh yeah.</p></li>
    <li><p>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
    a) Safety scissors
    b) A chinese take out box
    c) A door key</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em><strong><em>^
    **I actually like “^^”. “^</em>^” is ugly, in my opinion. And yes, it is VERY annoying when people go like "^</strong>    ____^.“**</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you know how to enter colors?” What is your favorite color to enter?
    FFFFFF</p></li>
    <li><p>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</p></li>
    <li><p>orange salamander</p></li>
    <li><p>couch potato</p></li>
    <li><p>mashed potatoes</p></li>
    <li><p>charlie horse</p></li>
    </ol>

<p>**Bob, the orange salamander, stumbled upon a couch potato who had a charlie horse. The couch potato offered him mashed potatoes in exchange for Bob calling the ambulance. Everything went better than expected.
**
18. Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
Suburban, because. I quite like it.</p>

<ol>
<li><p>What is your favorite quote?
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-”</p></li>
<li><p>Why did you fill out this survey?
Because I’m bored. And don’t want to do my homework.</p></li>
<li><p>What question should we not include in the next survey?
Question 18.</p></li>
<li><p>– Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?</p></li>
</ol>

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<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?</li>
</ol>

<p>Reuben</p>

<ol>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?</li>
</ol>

<p>Never</p>

<ol>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?</li>
</ol>

<p>Ravi</p>

<ol>
<li>Are you good with your hands?</li>
</ol>

<p>Yes</p>

<ol>
<li>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

  1. Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
  2. Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
  3. Getting picked last for a team</li>
    </ol>

<p>1</p>

<ol>
<li>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?</li>
</ol>

<p>MIT '16</p>

<ol>
<li>Is the glass half empty of half full?</li>
</ol>

<p>Completely full. 1/2 Water 1/2 Air</p>

<ol>
<li>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?</li>
</ol>

<p>Yes</p>

<ol>
<li>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?</li>
</ol>

<p>Lol. Takes out phone to record.</p>

<ol>
<li>Don’t bother answering this question?</li>
</ol>

<p>maybe</p>

<ol>
<li>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?</li>
</ol>

<p>Paris Hilton - she knows many hot rich chicks wheres I’d have to deal with Lohan’s ugly ass meth-face all day</p>

<ol>
<li>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.</li>
</ol>

<p>Psycho - classic</p>

<ol>
<li>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?</li>
</ol>

<p>Admire from afar</p>

<ol>
<li>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key</li>
</ol>

<p>A - to at least try and kill people who mess with me</p>

<ol>
<li>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em>___________^</li>
</ol>

<p>Yes and Yes</p>

<ol>
<li>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?</li>
</ol>

<p>No</p>

<ol>
<li>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</li>
<li>orange salamander</li>
<li>couch potato</li>
<li>mashed potatoes</li>
<li>charlie horse</li>
</ol>

<p>One day an orange salamander was criticized for being a couch potato. He glared at his accuser while munching on some mashed potatoes. When he tried to get up he got a charlie horse.</p>

<ol>
<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?</li>
</ol>

<p>Suburb. Its ok.</p>

<ol>
<li>What is your favorite quote?</li>
</ol>

<p>Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.</p>

<ol>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?</li>
</ol>

<p>Boredom.</p>

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<ol>
<li>What is your favorite sandwich?
po-boy with fried or grilled shrimp, remoulade, and fried eggplant/peppers/green tomatoes</li>
<li>How many times has your PM box been full?
once or twice</li>
<li>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
irl? piper. or regan. on cc? either BAMF or laissezlesbonstempsroulez</li>
<li>Are you good with your hands?
depends on what you mean ;)</li>
<li><p>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?

  1. Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
    2) Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
  2. Getting picked last for a team</p></li>
    <li><p>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
    We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of a car</p></li>
    <li><p>Is the glass half empty of half full?
    i say “aguamenti” and make the glass fully full</p></li>
    <li><p>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
    of course</p></li>
    <li><p>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
    smile to myself and buy the parrot</p></li>
    <li><p>Don’t bother answering this question?
    don’t bother asking it</p></li>
    <li><p>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
    neither</p></li>
    <li><p>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
    Gladiator. best movie of all time.</p></li>
    <li><p>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
    look, then look away and try [and fail] to act cute</p></li>
    <li><p>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
    a) Safety scissors
    b) A chinese take out box
    c) A door key</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em>___________^
    i truly have no opinion</p></li>
    <li><p>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
    greeeeeeeeeen</p></li>
    <li><p>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</p></li>
    <li><p>orange salamander</p></li>
    <li><p>couch potato</p></li>
    <li><p>mashed potatoes</p></li>
    <li><p>charlie horse</p></li>
    </ol>

<p>So I was waling my orange salamander in the park, irritated because my charlie horse was acting up again. Then all of a sudden, this drunk couch potato guy walks up and starts saying “ruub the mashed potatoes on my cheeeest”, as he was holding out a large bowl of mashed potatoes and beginning to rub it on his ugly, fat hairy naked torso. 'Twas a thoroughly strange experience.</p>

<ol>
<li>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
Mostly in a country/suburban area [concord, ma] near a city [boston]. I thoroughly enjoy it.</li>
<li>What is your favorite quote?
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.’ and He granted it” --Voltaire</li>
<li>Why did you fill out this survey?
a combination of boredom and extreme procrastination</li>
<li>What question should we not include in the next survey?
the fing stupid ones*</li>
<li>–
go die in a hole. [not really]</li>
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