HSL Questionnaire (edn. 5)

<p>The Official HSL Questionnaire</p>

<p>Edition Five - October 5, 2010</p>

<p>edition one: <a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/939936-hsl-questionnaire-edn-1-a.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/939936-hsl-questionnaire-edn-1-a.html&lt;/a>
edition two: <a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/954981-hsl-questionnaire-edn-2-a.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/954981-hsl-questionnaire-edn-2-a.html&lt;/a>
edition three: unavailable
edition four: <a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/994390-hsl-questionnaire-edn-4-a.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/994390-hsl-questionnaire-edn-4-a.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>Welcome to the fifth edition of the Official HSL Questionnaire. Remember that these questions are to answer for fun, and you are not obligated to answer and questions that your a uncomfortable with. Question 22 is still there for questions you would like to see in the next edition. Edition six will be on November 4, 2010.</p>

<ol>
<li>Blue or black ink?</li>
</ol>

<p>2. How messy is your handwriting?</p>

<ol>
<li>What was for school lunch today?</li>
</ol>

<p>4. Have you finished any college applications?</p>

<ol>
<li>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?</li>
</ol>

<p>6. You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?</p>

<ol>
<li>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?</li>
</ol>

<p>8. What's your favorite class?</p>

<ol>
<li>Happiness or intelligence?</li>
</ol>

<p>10. If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?</p>

<ol>
<li>Which college would you like to see personified?</li>
</ol>

<p>12. Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?</p>

<ol>
<li>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?</li>
</ol>

<p>14. Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?</p>

<ol>
<li>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?</li>
</ol>

<p>16. Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?</p>

<ol>
<li> Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?</li>
</ol>

<p>18. If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?</p>

<ol>
<li>What is your Halloween costume going to be?</li>
</ol>

<p>20. What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?</p>

<ol>
<li>Describe the last dream you remember?</li>
</ol>

<p>22. Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?</p>

<p>** 1. Blue or black ink? **</p>

<p>Black</p>

<p>** 2. How messy is your handwriting? **</p>

<p>On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being messy, it’s probably a 3</p>

<p>** 3. What was for school lunch today? **</p>

<p>Microwaved pizza rolls</p>

<p>** 4. Have you finished any college applications? **</p>

<p>I’m thinking about taking a gap year.</p>

<p>** 5. Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose? **</p>

<p>Is neither an option?</p>

<p>** 6. You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do? **</p>

<p>Scream/go to my RA </p>

<p>** 7. If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose? **</p>

<p>I’m not sure.</p>

<p>** 8. What’s your favorite class? **</p>

<p>English</p>

<p>** 9. Happiness or intelligence? **</p>

<p>Intelligence</p>

<p>** 10. If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it? **</p>

<p>It would depend on how long I was mandated to dye it for.</p>

<p>** 11. Which college would you like to see personified? **</p>

<p>The UC’s</p>

<p>** 12. Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting? **</p>

<p>I’m not too familiar with alternating text color.</p>

<p>** 13. Do you like cereal? If so, what kind? **</p>

<p>Yes/various kinds</p>

<p>** 14. Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to? **</p>

<p>I suppose not (after spending over a minute on this question deciding).</p>

<p>** 15. What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender? **</p>

<p>I wouldn’t be too content with that.</p>

<p>** 16. Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital? **</p>

<p>Hospital</p>

<p>** 17. Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite? **</p>

<p>I’m not too fond of them.</p>

<p>** 18. If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so? **</p>

<p>I’d probably call the fire department.</p>

<p>** 19. What is your Halloween costume going to be? **</p>

<p>I’m still deciding!</p>

<p>** 20. What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009? **</p>

<p>I have no idea/I’m not sure/something somewhat embarrassing</p>

<p>** 21. Describe the last dream you remember? **</p>

<p>There were spiders crawling up my wall. </p>

<p>** 22. Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition? **</p>

<p>How many editions will there be?</p>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink?
Black</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting?
I hastily cross out things on occasion, but I think my handwriting’s pretty comely.</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today?
Rice!</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications?
Nope, not yet.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Bison, I guess…?</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Beat it with the broom to scare it out.</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
I don’t have celebrity preferences, but I guess the girl from Inception?</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
Chemistry FTW!</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Happiness</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
Brown. If only there was a color called Stanford lol.</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified?
I don’t understand your question o.o</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Yup.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
Coco Puffs!</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
Noooooo. What kind of question is this?!</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
I’d look down for a looooooong time.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
Hospital.</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
Second.</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
If there were people around me, then I’d assume that. Otherwise, I’d try to call the fire department, but my cell phone’s “1” key is broken.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
We don’t celebrate Halloween here, but if I had to choose, I’d be a jawbreaker.</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
1995 - I was two; I don’t remember. 2001 - I think I was a mutant goblin? 2009 - None.</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember?
I found an army of cockroaches and weird bugs under my bed. One of them had long blue legs and a yellow trapezoid body and it kept attacking me but luckily I had my handy-dandy… stick, or something. It suddenly disappeared and I was surrounded by big-as* cockroaches the size of my hand lying on the ground flailing their legs around. I got so freaked out that I woke up and nearly puked.</p></li>
<li><p>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot are you?</p></li>
</ol>

<p>1) Blue or black ink?
Black Ink</p>

<p>2) How messy is your handwriting?
*I take notes to myself in a sort of shorthand which is often mistaken for either horribly messy handwriting or arabic. If I know others are going to read it my handwriting is quite neat *</p>

<p>3) What was for school lunch today?

  • GAP YAH *</p>

<p>4) ave you finished any college applications?

  • Yup, last year *</p>

<p>5) Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Mongoose</p>

<p>6) You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
KILL IT WITH FIRE</p>

<p>7) If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
Alexis Bledel</p>

<p>8) What’s your favorite class?
GAP YAH</p>

<p>9) Happiness or intelligence?
I obstain</p>

<p>10) If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
A lighter shade of brown like Matthew Gary Gubler’s hair</p>

<p>11) Which college would you like to see personified?
University of Chicago</p>

<p>12) Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
No</p>

<p>13) Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
I like Cocoa Pops, they don’t have 'em in the US though…</p>

<p>14) Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
Nope</p>

<p>15) What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
Play with my new bewbz</p>

<p>16) Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
Hole</p>

<p>17) Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
The First</p>

<p>18) If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?

  • Both, as a redundancy would be less fatal than a burning building going unnoticed *</p>

<p>19) What is your Halloween costume going to be?
Mountie</p>

<p>20) hat was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
1995 - I have no idea
2001 - Bill Belichick

  • In 2009 I had a gig on halloween… *</p>

<p>21) Describe the last dream you remember?

  • I played poker with the devil so I could have sex with my girlfriend… My dreams are weird…*</p>

<p>22) Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
Who is your favorite HSLer?</p>

<ol>
<li>Blue or black ink?</li>
</ol>

<p>Black </p>

<ol>
<li>How messy is your handwriting?</li>
</ol>

<p>It fluctuates from messy to neat </p>

<ol>
<li>What was for school lunch today?</li>
</ol>

<p>I wasn’t in school today so I will guess the usual fries, chicken strips and burgers</p>

<ol>
<li>Have you finished any college applications?</li>
</ol>

<p>Yes, all I need is my teacher and consular recs</p>

<ol>
<li>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?</li>
</ol>

<p>Mongoose </p>

<ol>
<li>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?</li>
</ol>

<p>Scream!</p>

<ol>
<li>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?</li>
</ol>

<p>None</p>

<ol>
<li>What’s your favorite class?</li>
</ol>

<p>Advanced Biology its like a medical class</p>

<ol>
<li>Happiness or intelligence?</li>
</ol>

<p>Happiness, whats the point of being intelligent if i’m miserable </p>

<ol>
<li>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?</li>
</ol>

<p>A dark shade of brown</p>

<ol>
<li>Which college would you like to see personified?</li>
</ol>

<p>Oxford</p>

<ol>
<li>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?</li>
</ol>

<p>Huh?</p>

<ol>
<li>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?</li>
</ol>

<p>Lucky Charms </p>

<ol>
<li>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?</li>
</ol>

<p>Yea just to get a new point of view, but if I can change back</p>

<ol>
<li>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?</li>
</ol>

<p>Try and find clothes</p>

<ol>
<li>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?</li>
</ol>

<p>Hospital </p>

<ol>
<li>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?</li>
</ol>

<p>All of them</p>

<ol>
<li>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?</li>
</ol>

<p>I will call the fire department. Never assume cause you make an ass out of yourself. </p>

<ol>
<li>What is your Halloween costume going to be?</li>
</ol>

<p>Still deciding </p>

<ol>
<li>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?</li>
</ol>

<p>In 1995 I was a power ranger</p>

<ol>
<li>Describe the last dream you remember?</li>
</ol>

<p>I was doing Physics then math homework, feel asleep and was dreaming math and various equations. WEIRD! </p>

<ol>
<li>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?</li>
</ol>

<p>Same like above, how many editions will there be?</p>

<ol>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Capture him/her in a container and release the creature outside (but not after getting a witness or two), then alert authorities</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
Right now, art history</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Is there an inverse correlation between the two? Both, dammit</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
Dark dark purple</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified?
How can a college be personified? Most colleges pride themselves on carrying a diverse bunch of people, even if united by school spirit…but I’d say UC Santa Cruz.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Thanks to the last questionnaire, yes, I ‘know how copy/paste color and formatting’</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
Mostly, no, but excellent question</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
Nothing most people wouldn’t normally do in such a situation, except perhaps check to see if I’m not hallucinating</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
A squirrel hol–no, what kind of gruesome, illogical question is this?</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
I was going to do Hit Girl from the movie Kick-Ass, but I’m too old, and anyways yeah I don’t know yet</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
Last year, a t-shirt with sharpie writing that read ‘THIS IS NOT A COSTUME’
and a black cape</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember?
Hey, that was my Q. Nice to know that you guys actually read through our responses. Or some of them.
Anyways a few nights ago I dreamt that I was lying on my stomach on my driveway looking at fireworks when a hobo charged at me, so I went inside.</p></li>
<li><p>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
A question with the word ‘tofurkey’ in it</p></li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink?
Black</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting?
Not super messy, but not incredibly neat either</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today?
Chicken and tomatoes, surprisingly yummy</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications?
One, working on ED and EA ones</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Is both an option? :)</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Try to capture it and release it outside or in my RA’s room</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
Someone hot</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
Right now? Stats because it’s an easy A</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Happiness… intelligence isn’t overly fun (I’d consider myself pretty smart)</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
I think light blue would look pretty interesting</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified?
Stanford?</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Yes? I don’t really understand the question lol</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
Yes! Frosted Flakes, they’re more than good… they’re GRRRREAT!</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
Not particularly</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
Confusion -> Look at the mirror for a while :P</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
Fiery explosion that takes out an entire block, hence neither</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
Probably the second one, idk</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
I’d call, just so I could say “There’s a building on fire!!!”</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
I’ll go nude as a male stripper… jk. Something awesome?</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
No freaking idea.</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember?
I don’t remember stuff :(</p></li>
<li><p>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
Is this questionnaire getting annoying?</p></li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink?
Either</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting?
Depends on my mood…</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today?
I have school break, can’t remember what I had though…</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications?
A bit early for that</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Mongoose, can’t fit a bison in my room</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
“Ohhhh boy” and searches for roomie</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
Johnny Depp</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
History</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Happiness, if it’s guarenteed. Since it’s less stable IMO.</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
Red</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified?
Yale</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Yes, but I don’t see the need to do it right now</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
They’re alright, I have Honey Cheerios in the kitchen</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
I’m fine so no thanks</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
Become a stripper (not really… well…)</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
Oh gee, a hole? Hospital sounds preferable</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
The first</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
Call, unless somebody beside me is calling</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
Not dressing up, but I’d so be an Asian flapper ;)</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
I didn’t dress up any of those years</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember?
Carnivores were present… don’t really want to discuss it</p></li>
<li><p>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
If you had to re-live 2008 or 2009 over and over again, which would you choose?</p></li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink? Blue for intrigue, black for writing.</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting? The Worst Handwriting Ever.</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today? Turkey on Sourdough with a bit of Mayo, Pretzel Crisps, Fruit Snacks, Sobe Life Water.</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications? I am a Junior.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose? Mongoose.</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do? Exterminate/kill/get someone to kill it.</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose? Laura Linney and Mary Louise Parker simultaneously. Same aged, showtime hot mamas (to put it lightly). Weeds & The Big C are zomg, awesome shows.</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class? APUSH/AP Comp Gov, depends on my mood.</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence? Intelligence makes me happy… soooo, I’m at a bit of a dilemma.</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it? A dark red…</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified? Babson.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting? Yeah, but what’s the point.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind? Yeah bro. Life Cereal, Honey Bunches of Oats, Banana Nut Clusters.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to? Maybe for a day or two.</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender? I would act as if I was a girl who liked myself as a guy, and people would be like what the flippydo is going on?</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital? Hospital</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite? The 1st one.</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so? Depends on the situation. If I’m the only one around, I’ll call, but if I’m the 30th person to notice, well probably not.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be? Kid who does homework and studies for Standardized Tests. :D</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009? Penguin? Baseball Player, Candy giver-outer.</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember? I dozed off for like 5 seconds and my dad was shot by a random group of MS-13’s (Mexican Gang) and I woke up. …I know, what the hell?</p></li>
<li><p>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition? If you could be flawless in one aspect of your life what would it be?</p></li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li>Blue or black ink?
Blue usually</li>
</ol>

<p>2. How messy is your handwriting?
Very messy. At one time, I could barely read it myself.</p>

<ol>
<li>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Mongoose, if it wasn’t too noisy.</li>
</ol>

<p>6. You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Capture and remove, preferably without damage.</p>

<ol>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
After watching Trouble with Harry, my current celebrity crush is Shirley MacLaine, so her for now.</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
The former.</p></li>
</ol>

<p>12. Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Yes, thanks to Mosby. Before that I would copy the source code and Find/Replace ‘<’ with ‘[’ etc.</p>

<p>14. Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
For a day - yes. Forever - no.</p>

<ol>
<li>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
Do what I usually do, in an attempt to find out how being a female is different from being a male.</li>
</ol>

<p>16. Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
A hospital, unless it was a Hobbit hole sort of hole.</p>

<ol>
<li>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
The first one</li>
</ol>

<p>18. If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
The latter. I always assume stuff like this (in less serious situations) and am almost always wrong :confused:</p>

<ol>
<li>Describe the last dream you remember?
My dentist was replacing my teeth with wooden ones. I WTHed about it when I woke up.</li>
</ol>

<p>22. Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
A question about the joys of elitism!</p>

<ol>
<li>Blue or black ink?</li>
</ol>

<p>Black.</p>

<p>2. How messy is your handwriting?</p>

<p>Pretty bad. Only neat in ways necessary for legibility, and not even always those.</p>

<ol>
<li>What was for school lunch today?</li>
</ol>

<p>Um, it’s morning. Yesterday I ate a PBJ sandwich and a loaded baked potato for lunch. But I’m homeschooled, so I’m not sure if that counts.</p>

<p>4. Have you finished any college applications?</p>

<p>Nope. Can’t until after this coming SAT date.</p>

<ol>
<li>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?</li>
</ol>

<p>I’d go with the mongoose, and hope I had a really good cage.</p>

<p>6. You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?</p>

<p>Attempt to capture it with the nearest container.</p>

<ol>
<li>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?</li>
</ol>

<p>Considering that I wouldn’t date anyone I wasn’t seriously considering marrying, and I would be extremely unlikely to consider marrying a celebrity, this is hard to answer.</p>

<p>8. What’s your favorite class?</p>

<p>Well, due to my unusual education, I don’t exactly have classes. I suppose church Bible study is the only thing that counts.</p>

<ol>
<li>Happiness or intelligence?</li>
</ol>

<p>What use is intelligence if it doesn’t bring happiness?</p>

<p>10. If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?</p>

<p>How about grey? Is there such a thing as grey hair dye?</p>

<ol>
<li>Which college would you like to see personified?</li>
</ol>

<p>Harvard. You could get so many laughs out of that…</p>

<p>12. Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?</p>

<p>Yep. :P</p>

<ol>
<li>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?</li>
</ol>

<p>Does oatmeal count? I could count on one hand the number of times I’ve eaten cold cereal in the last year. Probably in the last few years.</p>

<p>14. Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?</p>

<p>NO.</p>

<ol>
<li>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?</li>
</ol>

<p>Go back to sleep until I woke up myself again.</p>

<p>16. Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?</p>

<p>Depends on the circumstances. If the dying in the hole means I was doing something worthwhile, and doesn’t mean I die sooner or in agony, then that. Otherwise it’s hard to say.</p>

<ol>
<li>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?</li>
</ol>

<p>Haven’t seen the last one, but the first was better than the second.</p>

<p>“I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request.”</p>

<p>18. If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?</p>

<p>I’d call the fire department. Where I live, even if someone had already called, they’d want another call so the other companies could get in on the fun.</p>

<ol>
<li>What is your Halloween costume going to be?</li>
</ol>

<p>Myself. We don’t do halloween much.</p>

<p>20. What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?</p>

<p>Same, same, and same.</p>

<ol>
<li>Describe the last dream you remember?</li>
</ol>

<p>Oh brother… As I recall I was living an ordinary life in a big brother type distopia where everybody lived in one massive citybuilding, when I stumbled into a restricted area and found out that They were doing unspeakable things to people while claiming that they were being given medical care. After narrowly escaping from Them I told a couple other people about it and we went on a search for truth, which ended with us making it through restricted areas into unused areas, until finally we opened a door which led outside. Up to that moment Outside was thought to be a myth. The dream ended with us standing on a windswept ledge looking out at the Earth, which has been untouched by human civilization for centuries.</p>

<p>22. Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?</p>

<p>What matchup do you want to see for the 2012 presidential races?</p>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink? I normally use black, as I have few blue pens. I like both, however</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting? Quite. See the handwriting thread for assurance</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today? I just ate french toast</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications? All of them. In fact, I’ve already heard back from all of them</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose? Bison!!!1</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do? Did lifegr write this question?</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose? Ellen Page probably</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class? RUSS 1290</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence? I guess the latter, if I couldn’t have both. At least I’d be able to write poetry :b</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it? Tennis ball colored</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified? Bard</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting? Go into view source and then C&P?</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind? Yes. Frosted mini-wheats</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to? No</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender? Be like “*** I hope I’m not on my period”</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital? A hole sounds cooler</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite? The Curse of the Black Pearl I guess</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so? I wouldn’t have a phone with which to do it</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be? idk</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009? A hockey player, King Tut, nada </p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember? I had a strange dream last night - I got this new wardrobe thing that was super crazy and could fit all my clothes and had a platform on top for standing on, and then I found out the Superbowl was last night, and the Chiefs were the favorites to beat the Raiders, but once again my sports fandom was given a slap to the face as the Raiders won 31-19</p></li>
<li><p>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition? Mustard or Ketchup?</p></li>
</ol>

<p>Some of y’all’s answers to the gender bender question are disturbing…</p>

<p>

</p>

<p>Well, the same for me most of the time, but there’s usually a phone to be found somewhere.</p>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink?
No preference</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting?
Very, although it ranges from me not being able to read it to good for a doctor.</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today?
Some gross beef thing with rice. I had peanut butter on bread and pasta salad.</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications?
Ahahaha. No. I really should get on that…at least I’m not applying early.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Mongoose</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Catch it and keep it as a pet. I have caught a mouse before with a bucket, shouldn’t be so hard.</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
Probably Daniel Radcliffe. If I ignore age though, I might go with Neil Gaiman.</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
AP Chemistry (ever) and Java (this year).</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Happiness, duh. Anyone who chooses the latter isn’t that intelligent.</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
Either redder than it currently is, or dark, dark brown.</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified?
UChicago, even though I’m not considering it.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Er, yeah.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
**Yes, I always mix two cereals because one cereal alone is boring no matter what. I usually do a mix of Fiber One and Cinnamon Toast Crunch so I have a good ratio of health and taste. **</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
No, although I’d do it for a week just to see. No longer than a year.</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
After the obvious which is not HSL appropriate and assuming I’m still attracted to men, I would go find my gay friend I like. Maybe it’ll finally work between us, lol.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
Er, hospital.</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
First</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
I’d like to think I’d call, but I’m not sure. Of course, after writing that, it makes me more likely to call in the future.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
I’m trying to work out a group costume with my friends. Right now we’re thinking sheep with numbers (that you count before sleeping). I think that’s pretty lame, and I want to by the Cyanide & Happiness logo (purple bat).</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
'95: A bunny
'01: A watch
'09: An airship captain
</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember?
My friend who always gives me rides told me she didn’t want to anymore. I told her about the dream so that I wouldn’t feel guilty getting rides form her, haha.</p></li>
<li><p>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
Backpack, totebag, satchel, or other for school?</p></li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li>Blue or black ink?
purple</li>
<li>How messy is your handwriting?
on a scale of 1 to 10? 7.</li>
<li>What was for school lunch today?
i had pizza with tomatoes, feta and herbs, some 3-bean soup and juice. there were plenty of other options though.</li>
<li>Have you finished any college applications?
i’m a sophomore. so no.</li>
<li>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
MONGOOSE</li>
<li>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
uh…we have stink bugs and spiders in my dorm room. but if i DID find a mouse, i’d probably just…leave it be.</li>
<li>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
no idea</li>
<li>What’s your favorite class?
history, followed by english then french</li>
<li>Happiness or intelligence?
happiness</li>
<li>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
auburn</li>
<li>Which college would you like to see personified?
harvard. t’would be hilarious.</li>
<li>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
who the hell doesn’t?</li>
<li>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH</li>
<li>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
uh, no. i like being a girl.</li>
<li>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
freak out and start hyperventilating.</li>
<li>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
hospital? why would i want to die in a hole???</li>
<li>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
definitely 3</li>
<li>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
call the fire dept</li>
<li>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
teenage girl</li>
<li>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
i don’t think i had one in 1995, being a newborn and all. i think i was a genie in 2001. i didn’t dress up last year.</li>
<li>Describe the last dream you remember?
*uh…i started dating this guy, but we wanted to keep it a secret until the appropriate time, but then i told my friend and she blabbed about it and i was f<strong><em>ing </em></strong>ed at her and b¡tched at her but then all my friends took her side</li>
<li>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
“sugar or splenda? discuss.”</li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink?
Black ink.</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting?
Not at all. I have very neat script that just happens to change with my mood.</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today?
Taquitos, granola bar, and grape juice.</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications?
I’m college-crazy, but not crazy enough to start at the beginning of my junior year.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
A mongoose, definitely.</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Pretend it’s a rat and name it Scabbers.</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
Daniel Radcliffe or Darren Criss or Alex Watson</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
It’s tie between AP Euro/US History (same teacher) and Honors Physics.</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Happiness. A truly happy person needs some smarts to get to that state.</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
Purple.</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified?
Haverford</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Somewhat.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
Yes, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
No. I quite like being a girl.</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
I’d go back to sleep.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
A hole. Hospitals give me the heebie-jeebies. Not that it would matter, since I’d be dead.</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
Numero uno.</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
I’d probably call on impulse, but it’s never good to crowd the phone lines if you’re sure someone else already called in. </p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
Not sure yet. Forgot it was already October.</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
Nothing, Sleeping Beauty, Luna Lovegood.</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember?
I was being very studious and doing my APUSH homework. Turns out I just fell asleep over The American Pageant.</p></li>
<li><p>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
A 2400 on the SAT or acceptance at Harvard?</p></li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink?
Blue all the way.</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting?
If 1 is illegible and 10 is perfect, I’d give mine an 8.</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today?
No school today. In-service ftw. </p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications?
Yes, and I have gotten 3 (Carthage, Western Michigan, and Trine) acceptances already, and I’m waiting on my first choice (Purdue.)</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Um. Bison.</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Scream and run out.</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
Not sure.</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
AP Macroeconomics</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Happiness</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
I dye my hair red/brown.</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified?
Dunno.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Nope. But I could reformat it myself, I’m just lazy.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
Yes, Lucky Charms is where it’s at.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
No.</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
Freak out.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
Hospital.</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
I’ve only first the first one, so that.</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
Call the fire department.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
Nothing.</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
1995, I have 2 so I don’t remember. 2001, still don’t remember. 2009: lumber jack.</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember?
This one dude in my area is killing people, and I had a dream he came to my house and started talking to my mom about bees and plywood and then shot her.</p></li>
<li><p>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
Nope.</p></li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink?
Blue.</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting?
Messy? Yes, but it is legible.</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today?
For lunch I had peaches, a sub w/ ham, potato chips, then my fat arse had to get pudding with whipped cream xd</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications?
Last year, yeah.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Mongoose!</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
I make a homemade trap and when I go home for the weekend buy a real one that won’t killed the poor thing. True story. It was my ? Maple. ^.^</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
I know like 10 celebrities by name. Not really, but I don’t ever imagine dating any. o.O</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
I guess chem. Not very surprising. I do like my lit class as well. o.O</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Happiness</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
A light green. Idk if I want it a faded green or neon, hmmmm. o.O</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Absolutely.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
No. I eat it though on days I don’t want the ‘norm’ or fatty breakfast the school has. I guess my two I eat most is Frosted Flakes or Cheerios.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
Not really.</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
lulz, what CPA said.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
A hole sounds like a more interesting death. Hole needs to be defined, though o.O</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
I’m not a big fan of the series but number 1.</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
Assume.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
N/a. will decide in a few weeks I guess.</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
Red Power Ranger. Grim Reaper. Uhmm… I sat infront of computer playing games. =)</p></li>
</ol>

<p>

</p>

<p>The necroing has gone to my head @_@
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/845658-helpppppp.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/845658-helpppppp.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>“3. What was for school lunch today? I just ate french toast” - Maple
amg I ate that for breakfast</p>

<p>I just noticed you came up with that question (about food), of course.</p>

<p>=O I never saw that thread.</p>