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<li>On a scale of 1 to 10, how addicted are you to College Confidential?
like pi</li>
<li>It snows to the point that you cannot get around (no work or school). How do you spend your day?
…probably being forced to shovel snow. otherwise, NBA Jam</li>
<li>How many threads have you necroed?
more than i’d like to admit</li>
<li>If you were obligated to inhabit an island with one other person, whom would you opt to choose? No posting usernames.
either gilbert arenas or my ex-girlfriend</li>
<li>Please elaborate on your opinion on how Santa Claus is enabled to go down small chimneys. Magic is not an acceptable response.
lots of padding</li>
<li>Which Harry Potter character portrays you the best?
well i look a lot like harry…</li>
<li>Paper or plastic?
paper</li>
<li>You find a TARDIS. What do you do?
stand on the grassy knoll overlooking dealey plaza on nov.22, 1963</li>
<li>Come up with a different meaning for the acronym HSL rather than High School Life.
ham sausage links</li>
<li>Who is your idol? No posting usernames.
kevin durant</li>
<li>Do you hate math with a passion?
kinda</li>
<li>There is a button. If pressed you are granted one wish, but at the same time your granted wish will cause misery in the life of someone you don’t know. Do you push the button? What do you wish for?
i don’t push the button</li>
<li>Do you believe in Santa Clause? What about the Banana King?
jews go for hanukkah harry</li>
<li>Do you prefer a dusting of snow or a lot of snow? No snow is not an option.
a lot of snow</li>
<li>What color shirt are you wearing?
grey</li>
<li>Give a possible explanation of a squirrel’s mind as it is running out in front of cars?
nutnutnutnutnutnutnutnutnutnutnutnutnutnutnutnutnut</li>
<li>Who are you kissing on New Years?
i’ll tell you at 12:01</li>
<li>How would you describe your room to a blind person?
don’t trip, it’s messy</li>
<li>What does your favorite tie look like?
paisley purple</li>
<li>How much would you pay to travel to space?
ten thousand dollars of someone else’s money</li>
<li>If you were given the choice to plan out your death, how would you die?
global thermonuclear warfare</li>
<li>What is the most annoying/disturbing/disgusting a) noise b) taste c) and smell you have ever witnessed.
a) taylor swift’s speak now b) cafeteria green beans c) boys locker room during football practice</li>
<li>If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
1600 pennsylvania avenue</li>
<li>If you were to be allowed to make one update to the website <a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/</a> what would it be? Why would you want this update? How would it affect
(edit: grammar) users?
■■■■■ filter. duh. better self-esteem.</li>
<li>What’s the most meaningful advice that you’ve ever received?
“if you make your spares, you’ll never bowl below 150”</li>
<li>Would you ever or have you ever gone to a theater to see a movie by yourself?
yup.</li>
<li>If someone were to tap into one of your dreams, would he or she learn anything new/intriguing about you? What would he or she likely see?
possibly. a supersized home depot.</li>
<li>Which color do you prefer: crimson, maroon, or burgundy?
crimson</li>
<li>How do you cope with difficult situations?
impossible is nothing</li>
<li>What’s one word that sums up your life?
ubuntu</li>
<li>A dog comes out of nowhere and bites you. What do you do?
defend myself</li>
<li>Are you gregarious or reserved?
reserved until i’m not</li>
<li>Similar to question two: An ice storm, hurricane, or other inclement weather system that happens in your area occurs and knocks out the power. You forgot to charge your laptop and you have no batteries for other electronic equipment. What do you do in the first hour of not being able to go outdoors? What are you doing five hours later?
playing mini-hoop basketball. reading.</li>
<li>Do you derive more pleasure from giving or receiving?
is this sexual? giving non-sexually, receiving the other way.</li>
<li>Dreadlocks, mullet, or mohawk?
dreads</li>
<li>What’s something that most people don’t know about you?
my sat score</li>
<li>What’s your favorite coin?
danish 5 kroner</li>
<li>On average, how often do you look in the mirror each day?
5 or 6</li>
<li>There is a song about wanting a hippopotamus for Christmas. There is a song about wanting “you” for Christmas. And there is also a song about wanting Santa Baby. Which one of the three things do you desire the most this Christmas?
“you”</li>
<li>What would you attempt to do if you knew that there wouldn’t be any consequences associated with your actions?
assassinate robert mugabe</li>
<li>Are you fond of singing while taking showers?
once in a blue moon</li>
<li>If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, which song would you choose?
“so what” by miles davis</li>
<li>Is there anything that you don’t/wouldn’t want to know the answer to?
how to bowl a 300</li>
<li>What’s the most valuable quality that a person can possess?
wit</li>
<li>Which scenario do you prefer: School being closed during final exams (but you have to make them up when school starts back up) or school being closed on the day you are supposed to return due to inclement weather or some other unforeseen circumstance.
second one</li>
<li>If you could live in any time period (the 1700’s, 1800’s, 1900’s, 2000’s, etc.), which one would you opt to live in?
1950’s</li>
<li>Is it more preferable to have the right intentions, or to acquire the best results?
intentions</li>
<li>What New Years Resolution(s) did you fail at keeping? I guess the real question is what resolution(s) did you fulfill? What is your resolution(s) for the year of 2011?
new years resolutions set you up for disappointment</li>
<li>This is the last questionnaire. Are you all torn up?
it’s my first, so not really</li>
<li>Ask the person below you a question. Please follow CC rules (no posting other users names).
red pill or blue pill?
51 - Answer the above posters question (and any other posters questions that you want to)
loved and lost</li>
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