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<li>On a scale of 1 to 10, how addicted are you to College Confidential?
not too addicted, i guess. i went a couple months without, and i’m only on now because it’s winter break and i’m bored.</li>
<li>It snows to the point that you cannot get around (no work or school). How do you spend your day?
wouldn’t YOU like to know? haha, i’d probably just round up my friends and make them build an elaborate snow fort with me</li>
<li>How many threads have you necroed?
no idea. not that many.</li>
<li>If you were obligated to inhabit an island with one other person, whom would you opt to choose? No posting usernames.
my best guy friend</li>
<li>Please elaborate on your opinion on how Santa Claus is enabled to go down small chimneys. Magic is not an acceptable response.
santa obviously doesn’t have a ribcage- his innards are therefore free to squish about, allowing him to move through tight spaces.</li>
<li>Which Harry Potter character portrays you the best?
if you asked me, probably hermione. if you asked my friends, probably luna lovegood</li>
<li>Paper or plastic?
PAPER. i have strong opinions, as you can see.</li>
<li>You find a TARDIS. What do you do?
what the hell is a TARDIS?</li>
<li>Come up with a different meaning for the acronym HSL rather than High School Life.
Horny Sad Losers</li>
<li>Who is your idol? No posting usernames.
voltaire</li>
<li>Do you hate math with a passion?
of course</li>
<li>There is a button. If pressed you are granted one wish, but at the same time your granted wish will cause misery in the life of someone you don’t know. Do you push the button? What do you wish for?
hm… perhaps. i’d likely wish for a perfect life. nice and flexible, you see- so if a perfect life entails an end to world hunger, so it shall be. but it also entails a sexy smart husband and oodles of money.</li>
<li>Do you believe in Santa Clause? What about the Banana King?
neither</li>
<li>Do you prefer a dusting of snow or a lot of snow? No snow is not an option.
a lot of snow</li>
<li>What color shirt are you wearing?
crimson</li>
<li><p>Give a possible explanation of a squirrel’s mind as it is running out in front of cars?
<em>…</em></p></li>
<li><p>How would you describe your room to a blind person?
boring and not worthy of description</p></li>
<li><p>What does your favorite tie look like?
i don’t own a tie. if i did, however, it would likely be knit, because knit ties are cool.</p></li>
<li><p>How much would you pay to travel to space?
a moderate amount of money? i don’t have a burning desire to travel into space.</p></li>
<li><p>If you were given the choice to plan out your death, how would you die?
painlessly and in my sleep at the ripe old age of 106</p></li>
<li><p>What is the most annoying/disturbing/disgusting a) noise b) taste c) and smell you have ever witnessed.
noise: the sound. of people. EATING WITH THEIR MOUTH ALL OR PARTIALLY OPEN
taste: rotten food?
smell: vomit, excrement, and rotting flesh?</p></li>
<li><p>If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
New Orleans, Boston, London, or Norway</p></li>
<li><p>If you were to be allowed to make one update to the website <a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/</a> what would it be? Why would you want this update? How would it effect users?
no opinion</p></li>
<li><p>What’s the most meaningful advice that you’ve ever received?
be yourself. it took me a long time to be able to.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you ever or have you ever gone to a theater to see a movie by yourself?
i don’t think so</p></li>
<li><p>If someone were to tap into one of your dreams, would he or she learn anything new/intriguing about you? What would he or she likely see?
no idea. i don’t remember my dreams</p></li>
<li><p>Which color do you prefer: crimson, maroon, or burgundy?
burgundy</p></li>
<li><p>How do you cope with difficult situations?
unfortunately, i tend to shove them under the rug and ignore them as they get worse</p></li>
<li><p>What’s one word that sums up your life?
promising</p></li>
<li><p>A dog comes out of nowhere and bites you. What do you do?
run from the angry dog</p></li>
<li><p>Are you gregarious or reserved?
a healthy mixture of both, i suppose</p></li>
<li><p>Similar to question two: An ice storm, hurricane, or other inclement weather system that happens in your area occurs and knocks out the power. You forgot to charge your laptop and you have no batteries for other electronic equipment. What do you do in the first hour of not being able to go outdoors? What are you doing five hours later?
as a former New Orleanian, my first instinct upon learning of impending inclement weather would be to evacuate. In any case, i’d probably go around making sure nothing was seriously damaged, then light some candles and whatnot. five hours after the fact, i’d probably just be reading a book</p></li>
<li><p>Do you derive more pleasure from giving or receiving?
hard to say</p></li>
<li><p>Dreadlocks, mullet, or mohawk?
if it comes down to that, buzzcut</p></li>
<li><p>What’s something that most people don’t know about you?
i was an accidental preganancy</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite coin?
dimes. they’re little.</p></li>
<li><p>On average, how often do you look in the mirror each day?
once or twice? keep in mind that those are likely to me long looks as i’m getting ready</p></li>
<li><p>There is a song about wanting a hippopotamus for Christmas. There is a song about wanting “you” for Christmas. And there is also a song about wanting Santa Baby. Which one of the three things do you desire the most this Christmas?
definitely a hippopotamus</p></li>
<li><p>What would you attempt to do if you knew that there wouldn’t be any consequences associated with your actions?
rob a bank to pay of my parents’ debts and cover my college tuition.</p></li>
<li><p>Are you fond of singing while taking showers?
yup</p></li>
<li><p>If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, which song would you choose?
piano man</p></li>
<li><p>Is there anything that you don’t/wouldn’t want to know the answer to?
when i will die</p></li>
<li><p>What’s the most valuable quality that a person can possess?
logic</p></li>
<li><p>Which scenario do you prefer: School being closed during final exams (but you have to make them up when school starts back up) or school being closed on the day you are supposed to return due to inclement weather or some other unforeseen circumstance.
school being closed on day of return</p></li>
<li><p>If you could live in any time period (the 1700’s, 1800’s, 1900’s, 2000’s, etc.), which one would you opt to live in?
the 2000’s- longer lifespan and generally better quality of life</p></li>
<li><p>Is it more preferable to have the right intentions, or to acquire the best results?
best results- in the end it’s all that matters and all anyone will remember</p></li>
<li><p>What New Years Resolution(s) did you fail at keeping? I guess the real question is what resolution(s) did you fulfill? What is your resolution(s) for the year of 2011?
i don’t think i’ve ever had a serious resolution</p></li>
<li><p>This is the last questionnaire. Are you all torn up?
42?</p></li>
<li><p>Ask the person below you a question. Please follow CC rules (no posting other users names).
There is an I Am Legend situation in which you and several of your friends survive. you know about the impending apocalypse ahead of time. how do you prepare?
51 - Answer the above posters question (and any other posters questions that you want to)
Do you think filling this out was worth the time or fun at all?
A: as a means of filling the long, boring day? yes.</p></li>
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