HSL Questionnaire (edn. 6)

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<li><p>On a scale of 1 to 10, how addicted are you to College Confidential?
Before, 7, now 4</p></li>
<li><p>How many threads have you necroed?
Quite a few</p></li>
<li><p>Please elaborate on your opinion on how Santa Claus is enabled to go down small chimneys. Magic is not an acceptable response.
Santa Claus is actually a buff but slim guy dressed in all black who’s just escaped jail.</p></li>
<li><p>Luna?
Which Harry Potter character portrays you the best.</p></li>
<li><p>Paper or plastic? THAT’S A TRICK QUESTION</p></li>
<li><p>You find a TARDIS. What do you do? lolwut</p></li>
<li><p>Come up with a different meaning for the acronym HSL rather than High School Life. Hot S–you know what, I think I’ll stop there before I get banned</p></li>
<li><p>Do you hate math with a passion? I hate it passionlessly</p></li>
<li><p>There is a button. If pressed you are granted one wish, but at the same time your granted wish will cause misery in the life of someone you don’t know. Do you push the button? What do you wish for? E. There is not enough information to make an informed decision.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you believe in Santa Clause? What about the Banana King? Yes, on Christmas Santa Clause distributes gifts to all the little boys and girls who have not been naughty with their grammar and syntax coordination.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you prefer a dusting of snow or a lot of snow? No snow is not an option.
I believe in the Banana King too.</p></li>
<li><p>Give a possible explanation of a squirrel’s mind as it is running out in front of cars? Common_squirrel on twitter</p></li>
<li><p>If you were to be allowed to make one update to the website <a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/&lt;/a&gt; what would it be? Why would you want this update? How would it effect users? Ability to edit and/or delete posts after 30 minutes. I’m not going to bother explaining</p></li>
<li><p>What’s the most meaningful advice that you’ve ever received? Don’t panic</p></li>
<li><p>Which color do you prefer: crimson, maroon, or burgundy? Crimson</p></li>
<li><p>Are you gregarious or reserved? **“I am gregarious”**no, really, I’m reserved</p></li>
<li><p>Similar to question two: An ice storm, hurricane, or other inclement weather system that happens in your area occurs and knocks out the power. You forgot to charge your laptop and you have no batteries for other electronic equipment. What do you do in the first hour of not being able to go outdoors? What are you doing five hours later? tl;dr</p></li>
<li><p>What’s something that most people don’t know about you? My favorite Skittles flavor is Strawberry and I despise Whoppers.</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite coin? Sacagawea Dollar</p></li>
<li><p>On average, how often do you look in the mirror each day? Three to four times</p></li>
<li><p>There is a song about wanting a hippopotamus for Christmas. There is a song about wanting “you” for Christmas. And there is also a song about wanting Santa Baby. Which one of the three things do you desire the most this Christmas? A Santa Baby, to suck young blood</p></li>
<li><p>What’s the most valuable quality that a person can possess? Independence.</p></li>
<li><p>If you could live in any time period (the 1700’s, 1800’s, 1900’s, 2000’s, etc.), which one would you opt to live in? 2000s, because I would like to keep my high speed internet, Harry Potter books, and ipod, kthx</p></li>
<li><p>Is it more preferable to have the right intentions, or to acquire the best results? depends</p></li>
<li><p>This is the last questionnaire. Are you all torn up?
IT’S TEARIN’ UP MY HEART WHEN I’M WITH YOU
BUT WHEN WE ARE APART I FEEL IT TOO
AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO I FEEL THE PAIN
WITH OR WITHOUT YOU
</p></li>
<li><p>Ask the person below you a question. Please follow CC rules (no posting other users names). Name something from your bucket list.</p></li>
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<p>51 - Answer the above posters question (and any other posters questions that you want to) Outrageous, we have to read other people’s surveys? Okay well: I’d be consumed with misery.</p>