<p>Margaret Thatcher.</p>
<p>why was the bride mad after she got married?</p>
<p>A woman shot her husband, put him under water, hung him, and 5 minutes later went out to eat dinner with him.</p>
<p>How?</p>
<p>
I lawled.</p>
<p>^There was no riddle above me. </p>
<p>A man walks into a prison, and as he attempts to pass the gate, the prison warden yells out, “Stop! Only relatives may enter,” to which the man replies: “Brothers and sisters I have none, that man’s father is my father’s son.”
How are the man and the prisoner related?</p>
<p>@HeWhoPwnz The woman took a picture of her husband (“shot”), developed the pictures underwater, hanged the pics to dry, then went out to eat with her husband.</p>
<p>What is always changed but never changes.</p>
<p>“A man walks into a prison, and as he attempts to pass the gate, the prison warden yells out, “Stop! Only relatives may enter,” to which the man replies: “Brothers and sisters I have none, that man’s father is my father’s son.”
How are the man and the prisoner related?”</p>
<p>The man is the prisoner’s father.</p>
<p>^Nice one</p>
<p>10char</p>
<p>They are either half brothers or one was adopted</p>
<p>The Bride was mad because Bill killed everyone and shot her.</p>
<p>I propose everyone start their riddle with “Riddle me this Batman.”</p>
<p>^Agreed
Riddle me this, Batman. What do bells, curtains, twins and hair have in common?</p>
<p>
They are all part of the same riddle.</p>
<p>Anyone up for dead baby riddles/jokes?</p>
<p>^^^They all come in sets?</p>