So people tell me not to let my nose hair define me, and dammit I won’t. I don’t mean to sound snotty but…
I am a very stable genius and have a very, very large brain.
I think that could potentially be a great first line, if it led to an interesting and amusing essay. The readers probably get so bored, this one might stand out and actually get read. You probably get extra points if you make the reader laugh out loud.
However, you do run the risk of having a humorless person reading it, so it would be chancy.
I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street, on the 11th floor.
^can you suggest a honey almond body scrub Patrick?
@busdriver11 Yeah, that “humorless person reading it” situation is such a pain.
A humorless person or a person with specific political leanings. Might be just a tad risky to start with. “I like beer. And I kept a calendar.”
The death of my grandmother meant so much to me…
Adults never seem to get my sense of humor, but I’m confident that won’t be a problem here.
I went to attend a college in Colorado because Mj is legal…
(uh oh, if this violates any rule, please feel free to delete).
I am proud to be one of the several million people who identify as a “Brony”.
I’d like to take this opportunity to tell you about my relationship with my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and why you should also ask Him into your heart.
@GnocchiB , at some schools that would be a great first line…
^^^ not at the ones my kids were interested in…
@jym626 " I am a very stable genius and have a very, very large brain." … do you also have ‘small hands’? :))
@GnocchiB , nor any that mine were interested in, but there are some.
@momo2x2018 Yes! How did you know? And, I live on an ocean, surrounded by big water, big ocean water, but it was hit by a hurricane that was tremendously big and tremendously wet.
@jym626 "Yes! How did you know? " Because I have a very large IQ; the largest in the history of the country! It’s Bigly Uuuuuuuge!
I was recently thinking about the Statue of Liberty when it hit me. Is she here legally?
Not just my big IQ, “I have a lotta subscribers to my blog and started a business and make 5 figures.”
I once read one that started, “That worn out chair on the porch is my inspiration.” None of it made sense.